A/N: This was just something we came up with one night while watching Whose Line. Collin and Ryan were playing Two-line and Ryan was Obi-Wan, Collin was Luke. From there our minds ran wild and this is the final result. It's short but still good, I hope. Enjoy.
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Training Accident
The Jedi Council was in the middle of a riveting debate (yeah right) on the pros and cons of changing the Jedi 'uniform' (brown and white was so overdone and boring…pink and purple was soooo much prettier) when the Council Room door flew open and young Padawan Anakin Skywalker ran in panicked. Each member regarded the young trainee questioningly as he skidded to a halt in the center of the Council circle.
He barely took a second to catch his breath and dip into the customary half bow before gasping, "We have…a big…problem!"
Yoda cocked his large ears curiously, "Problem you say? Explain you will."
Abruptly the Padawan's face flushed in embarrassment as he stammered, "Well…Master Obi-Wan and I were practicing the Mind…trick…thing. You know, where you can control someone's mind?"
Twelve somewhat bemused nods were the only reply as Anakin continued, "Anyway, I thought it be funny to make Master Obi-Wan say 'I am woman! Hear me roar!' It worked, just…a little too well."
"Too well?" Mace Windu asked, wondering how that particular skill could work on a strong-minded Jedi, "How exactly?"
Anakin winced guiltily, "I…uh…I kinda…convinced my master he was a…"
Before the Padawan could continue a familiar tenor voice, pitched a few tones higher than normal called almost flirtily, "Oh Ani! Where did you sneak off to?"
The Padawan dropped his head into his hands as Obi-Wan entered the Council Chamber wearing a pretty lilac colored dress and a coy smile. Twelve jaws…eleven rather, Yoda merely began cackling…dropped in shock as the Council got their first look at the younger Jedi Master.
Stopping just inside the door Obi-Wan propped his hands on his hips and smiled dotingly at his apprentice and practically cooed in his pitched voice, "There you are, you naughty boy. I've been looking all over for you."
With a keening wail Anakin felt to his knees facing the Council and begged, "Fix him, please! I'll do anything! I'll clean the cafeteria floor with a tooth brush, just please…fix him!"
Yoda seemed the only one able to summon the ability to reply as he waved Anakin to his feet, "Return to your and Master Obi-Wan's quarters you will. Wait there while we fix this."
Scrambling to his feet Anakin gave another quick bow, just barely resisting the urge to kiss the diminutive green Master in gratitude before stammering a quick thank you and running out. Yoda turned his attention back to Obi-Wan with as highly amused look on his face.
"Too much like Qui-Gon you are."
Obi-Wan grinned as he turned to leave, "Well, I couldn't let him get away with trying to make me believe I was a woman, now could I?"
Without waiting for a reply he walked out of the Council chamber chuckling, leaving the Council, save for a cackling Yoda, in stunned silence.
END