Heya! ::waves madly:: How was that last chapter, eh? Weren't any of you
wondering why she got so upset? No? Huh. Somehow, I had a feeling no one
would wonder about that..Can you imagine, Saria's first kiss was stolen by
Vash? A guy, to her, who was just a cartoon? Poor Saria.. But hey, I'm sure
you people just want to read the story now. R&R! Thanks!
BTW, I'm sorry I haven't posted. For one, I've had a HUGE writers block, and second, the stupid internet wouldn't let me log on to fanfiction.net, so this chapter wil be a bit short..
Disclaimer: I solemnly swear I don't own Trigun.
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
************************ The $$60,000,000,000 Rose ************************ Chapter 6: The Plant, and the Beautiful Woman-Part 1
"Saria? Hey, come on now." Vash yanked the pillow away. Saria tried in vain to grab it back.
"Is that all your upset about?"
Saria gave him a frosty glare, her face now back to normal except for a slight tinge of pink on her cheeks.
"How DARE you ask that! Wait, I forgot. You're a GUY! And not JUST a guy, you're a perverted, alcoholic, IDIOTIC OLD MAN!! God, you remind me of those creepy old guys you see hanging around stripper bars at 2'o clock in the morning."
"Hey, now wait just a min-"
"AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?? I GENRALLY DISLIKE TALL PEOPLE, YOU BEANPOLE!"
"But-"
"You know what? You'd.hey! Mmmph.." Vash had covered her mouth with his hand.
"Can I get a word in here? Hey, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to make you upset or anything. Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?"
Saria stared at him as he took his hand away. She thought for a moment. An evil smile graced her features.
***
Saria put the finishing touches on Vash's hair. He had asked if their was anything he could do to make it up to her, and she had always wanted to do this.
*Flashback*
"Wellllllll... Oh! I know!" Saria had a gleeful expression on her face.
Vash was starting to get scared.
"W-what?"
"You must let me play with your hair."
"Excuse me?"
"Turn around and sit down, blondie."
"..."
*End Flashback*
"Are you done yet?"
Saria smiled gleefully. He looked like a complete idiot with his new 'hairdo'.
"Yeah, I'm done. You look younger already."
".." Vash grabbed the mirror that rested on the nightstand. He took one look in the mirror and screamed.
His hair was parted into small pigtails, tied with large pink bows
*****************
Hey, Sorry this is so short. Gomen nasai. I won't be able to post next week, because I'm going to a place called Navoo. Anyway, I need some ideas for new Gun-Ho Guns. About, oh, four? What I need from you readers are ideas. Either E-mail me or post in your review.
Here's what I need:
Character Name:
Gender:
Hair Color:
Hair Style:
Eye Color:
Height:
Weight:
Weapon of Choice:
Special Ability:
Clothes:
Shoes:
Personality:
(optional) Background:
Special Features: Scars, Tattoos, Earrings, Belly rings, etc.
Thank you so much! Please R&R! Until next time!
BTW, I'm sorry I haven't posted. For one, I've had a HUGE writers block, and second, the stupid internet wouldn't let me log on to fanfiction.net, so this chapter wil be a bit short..
Disclaimer: I solemnly swear I don't own Trigun.
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
************************ The $$60,000,000,000 Rose ************************ Chapter 6: The Plant, and the Beautiful Woman-Part 1
"Saria? Hey, come on now." Vash yanked the pillow away. Saria tried in vain to grab it back.
"Is that all your upset about?"
Saria gave him a frosty glare, her face now back to normal except for a slight tinge of pink on her cheeks.
"How DARE you ask that! Wait, I forgot. You're a GUY! And not JUST a guy, you're a perverted, alcoholic, IDIOTIC OLD MAN!! God, you remind me of those creepy old guys you see hanging around stripper bars at 2'o clock in the morning."
"Hey, now wait just a min-"
"AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?? I GENRALLY DISLIKE TALL PEOPLE, YOU BEANPOLE!"
"But-"
"You know what? You'd.hey! Mmmph.." Vash had covered her mouth with his hand.
"Can I get a word in here? Hey, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to make you upset or anything. Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?"
Saria stared at him as he took his hand away. She thought for a moment. An evil smile graced her features.
***
Saria put the finishing touches on Vash's hair. He had asked if their was anything he could do to make it up to her, and she had always wanted to do this.
*Flashback*
"Wellllllll... Oh! I know!" Saria had a gleeful expression on her face.
Vash was starting to get scared.
"W-what?"
"You must let me play with your hair."
"Excuse me?"
"Turn around and sit down, blondie."
"..."
*End Flashback*
"Are you done yet?"
Saria smiled gleefully. He looked like a complete idiot with his new 'hairdo'.
"Yeah, I'm done. You look younger already."
".." Vash grabbed the mirror that rested on the nightstand. He took one look in the mirror and screamed.
His hair was parted into small pigtails, tied with large pink bows
*****************
Hey, Sorry this is so short. Gomen nasai. I won't be able to post next week, because I'm going to a place called Navoo. Anyway, I need some ideas for new Gun-Ho Guns. About, oh, four? What I need from you readers are ideas. Either E-mail me or post in your review.
Here's what I need:
Character Name:
Gender:
Hair Color:
Hair Style:
Eye Color:
Height:
Weight:
Weapon of Choice:
Special Ability:
Clothes:
Shoes:
Personality:
(optional) Background:
Special Features: Scars, Tattoos, Earrings, Belly rings, etc.
Thank you so much! Please R&R! Until next time!