Oh…it's late…but I have made another story. In Fruits Basket, I really hate Akito. Ugh…stupid dumbass. I hate him. So…I made a bashing fiction! WOO!

Disclaimer: I don't own Akito or Fruits Basket, Takaya-sensei does.

Akito the Guy I Hate

Akito, I hate you, you're oh so mean,

You're evil, tall, and hella lean.

You tormented Yuki, and I think he's nice

While your hair is infected with lice.

You're snotty and bitchy and that's why I hate you,

You even make Tohru all weirded out and blue.

I beg you, Akito, to stop all this crap,

Of leading your family while all you do is eat and nap.

You're the cause of everyone's pain, it makes me feel hurt,

I want to grab you and strangle you in the dirt,

I think you should die in a painful way,

So that in a dumpster is where you'll lay.

You're a dumb piece of shit and that's why you suck,

A piece of crap like a brown rubber duck.

You look like a freak with those mascara layered eyes,

And you kill people by being deceptive and telling lies.

You're weak and that sucks cause you're head of the clan,

And it's weird cause you look it, but you ain't a man.

I bid you farewell, I have nothing to say,

'Cept for the fact that I think you're gay.

A/N: Woo! Pulled off another one! YEAH! Forgive me Akito fans…cause I hate him.