Heya! Well, I've got some good news!...Oh crap, I forgot it..Oh well. I'm
sure your all *dying* to know who's Gung-Ho Guns got chosen..well, you'll
just have to wait. On another note, there is another new character I'd to
tell you all about. He is NOT a Gung-Ho Gun. His name is Ryuuen, and if
you're lucky, he'll appear in this chapter. And if you diss him, I will
summon a horde of flesh-eating rabid goldfish of unusual colors to fly out
from underneath your couch and devour your hair. And then they will
administer a thousand turban wedgies.
.
.
.
Okay, that was random. Sorry. Well, not really. That apology was totally
insincere. Like I care. Like you care. Nobody cares. Oh well. Screw caring.
Who needs it? Not that I care, or anything.*laughs manically and begins
dancing oddly* LONG LIVE THE PENGUINS!
Disclaimer: I do not own Trigun, only a splinter, remnants of my poor, dearly departed toothpick. May it rest in pieces.
************************ The $$60,000,000,000 Rose ************************ Chapter 8: Sky Dragon, Earth Fox-Part 2
Saria sweatdropped as the green-haired, golden-eyed girl dug her face into Saria's chest. Pirotess squeaked in alarm, causing Saria to look up. Several drunken, hideous (and angry looking) men with the worst five 'o clock shadows you ever did see now stood in front of her, the oh-so- familiar perverted look in their eyes, you know, the one that basically said 'I'm gonna rape you'.
One of the men grinned, the kind of idiotic grin only horny drunk guys can get.
"Heyzzz..Lookshh.Anotha babesss..."
The green-haired girl shrieked and buried her head harder into Saria's chest, causing Saria to grunt out in discomfort, because you know, it kinda hurts for a girl's chest to get squashed that hard.
The men moved slowly forward, laughing drunkenly and muttering to each other. Saria, of course, could not get up, due to the busty green-haired girl clinging to her.
One of the particularly ugly men began reaching for them, when a girlish- yet-male voice rang out.
"Oh dear, how I hate ugly, drunk men..Oh well.."
Some of the drunk guys turned around, just in time to see the big metal trash can come hurdling towards their heads.
*BAM*
The drunk guys went flying, their foreheads bleeding. Saria stared at the unconscious drunk guys lying all around, then looked up as she heard footsteps. She gaped.
There in front of her stood a rather tall man, not as tall as Vash, probably about 5'10", with long, straight white hair that reached the back of his knees. She couldn't see his eyes, because he had a blindfold on, but both his ears were pierced with small, black hoop earrings. His entire outfit was a little dark, with the black leather boots, black leather pants, purple silk button-down shirt, and black choker. For some reason, Saria got the immediate impression he was gay..
"Dear me, are you young ladies alright? I do hope you aren't harmed. I absolutely detest ugly drunken men, don't you?"
"Errr..yeah..."
At that moment, the green haired girl decided to let Saria breathe, by getting off her. She blinked her eyes, then broke into a smile.
"YAY! Mean mean men gone!!! Psyche says thank you!" She aimed the thanks part to the gay guy.
The gay guy smiled.
"You're very welcome. Please, call me Ryuuen."
"I'm Psyche! Psyche Ferriae!"
"Ryuuen Von Haderlitz."
"Errr..I'm called Saria. Saria Vanavierra De Fanellia-Augustin Rose."
"Wow! That's a pretty name, fox-lady!"
"Fox-lady?"
"Yeah! You're a fox-lady! I'm a lizard!"
"A lizard, my dear?" That was Ryuuen.
"Yeah!"
"Okayyyy...Hey, Ryuuen, wasn't it? You wouldn't have happened to see a tall, green-eyed, blond-haired guy wearing a red coat around, have you?"
Ryuuen turned his face towards her.
"I don't believe so, no."
Saria hit a nearby wall with her fist.
"Damn him. First, he kisses me, then he runs off with that bitchy engineer- lady. If I get my hands on him, he is SoOo dead."
"Having trouble with you're boyfriend, perhaps? Or maybe your husband?"
"HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND, DAMMIT!"
"Oh, sorry. Anything I can do?"
Psyche was watching Saria with fascination, as a idea popped into Saria's head. Saria smiled evilly.
"Why yes, there is something..."
***
Myaaa, sorry again for the delay. I've been kinda busy. I have a new story up in the Fruits Basket section, called 'Mishaps With Teeth (M.W.T)'. If you have time, go and read it. It's really funny. Anyway, please R&R, okay? Later!
Disclaimer: I do not own Trigun, only a splinter, remnants of my poor, dearly departed toothpick. May it rest in pieces.
************************ The $$60,000,000,000 Rose ************************ Chapter 8: Sky Dragon, Earth Fox-Part 2
Saria sweatdropped as the green-haired, golden-eyed girl dug her face into Saria's chest. Pirotess squeaked in alarm, causing Saria to look up. Several drunken, hideous (and angry looking) men with the worst five 'o clock shadows you ever did see now stood in front of her, the oh-so- familiar perverted look in their eyes, you know, the one that basically said 'I'm gonna rape you'.
One of the men grinned, the kind of idiotic grin only horny drunk guys can get.
"Heyzzz..Lookshh.Anotha babesss..."
The green-haired girl shrieked and buried her head harder into Saria's chest, causing Saria to grunt out in discomfort, because you know, it kinda hurts for a girl's chest to get squashed that hard.
The men moved slowly forward, laughing drunkenly and muttering to each other. Saria, of course, could not get up, due to the busty green-haired girl clinging to her.
One of the particularly ugly men began reaching for them, when a girlish- yet-male voice rang out.
"Oh dear, how I hate ugly, drunk men..Oh well.."
Some of the drunk guys turned around, just in time to see the big metal trash can come hurdling towards their heads.
*BAM*
The drunk guys went flying, their foreheads bleeding. Saria stared at the unconscious drunk guys lying all around, then looked up as she heard footsteps. She gaped.
There in front of her stood a rather tall man, not as tall as Vash, probably about 5'10", with long, straight white hair that reached the back of his knees. She couldn't see his eyes, because he had a blindfold on, but both his ears were pierced with small, black hoop earrings. His entire outfit was a little dark, with the black leather boots, black leather pants, purple silk button-down shirt, and black choker. For some reason, Saria got the immediate impression he was gay..
"Dear me, are you young ladies alright? I do hope you aren't harmed. I absolutely detest ugly drunken men, don't you?"
"Errr..yeah..."
At that moment, the green haired girl decided to let Saria breathe, by getting off her. She blinked her eyes, then broke into a smile.
"YAY! Mean mean men gone!!! Psyche says thank you!" She aimed the thanks part to the gay guy.
The gay guy smiled.
"You're very welcome. Please, call me Ryuuen."
"I'm Psyche! Psyche Ferriae!"
"Ryuuen Von Haderlitz."
"Errr..I'm called Saria. Saria Vanavierra De Fanellia-Augustin Rose."
"Wow! That's a pretty name, fox-lady!"
"Fox-lady?"
"Yeah! You're a fox-lady! I'm a lizard!"
"A lizard, my dear?" That was Ryuuen.
"Yeah!"
"Okayyyy...Hey, Ryuuen, wasn't it? You wouldn't have happened to see a tall, green-eyed, blond-haired guy wearing a red coat around, have you?"
Ryuuen turned his face towards her.
"I don't believe so, no."
Saria hit a nearby wall with her fist.
"Damn him. First, he kisses me, then he runs off with that bitchy engineer- lady. If I get my hands on him, he is SoOo dead."
"Having trouble with you're boyfriend, perhaps? Or maybe your husband?"
"HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND, DAMMIT!"
"Oh, sorry. Anything I can do?"
Psyche was watching Saria with fascination, as a idea popped into Saria's head. Saria smiled evilly.
"Why yes, there is something..."
***
Myaaa, sorry again for the delay. I've been kinda busy. I have a new story up in the Fruits Basket section, called 'Mishaps With Teeth (M.W.T)'. If you have time, go and read it. It's really funny. Anyway, please R&R, okay? Later!