Ahhh...For some reason, I have a sadistic urge to wander around aimlessly,
thereby annoying the hell out of the puny mortals I live with. And then
play with my dog, Sasha. But I'm not going to, since I'm writing this. And
I really do need more reviews. I just don't feel motivated, otherwise. And
Odie-san, thank you so much! *hugs Odie in a crushing grip* I never thought
I'd have a fan! I'm so happy! Thank you to everyone who has reviewed so
far! Well, except the people who have flamed. Damn them all to
*hell*..okay, maybe not hell, since *I'm* probably going there..
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Disclaimer: I DO NOT own Trigun, Astra, Angel, or Ryuuen. Also, I don't own
Velcro, Plexi-Glass, the word 'toothpick', the amazing Bendi-Straws, or
Hell. I really wished I owned Hell, but sadly enough, I don't. I did,
however, trade in my splinter, remnants of my dearly departed toothpick,
for a..*dramatic drum roll* ..A PIECE OF PAPER! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH! *drunk on
own hot air*
************************ The $$60,000,000,000 Rose ************************ Chapter 8: Sky Dragon, Earth Fox-Part 3
Ryuuen walked into the hotel, up to the front desk, and elegantly flipped his hair. Even though he couldn't see him, Ryuuen smiled as the man behind the counter gaped. Ryuuen had put on his most feminine clothes. Saria had said he looked just like a very pretty woman, alibi a woman with a blindfold. But that had been quickly fixed, by combing his bangs over his eyes just so. They had planned, and had come up with an excellent way of getting Saria's revenge on Vash. And just as Saria had said, Vash was staying in this hotel. And he just happened to be in the lobby as Ryuuen walked in.
"Excuse me, sir." Ryuuen said. His voice was kinda feminine.
"Y-Yes, m-m-miss?" Ryuuen smiled inwardly. The plan was working so far.
"May I please get two adjoining rooms? My companions will be here shortly. And please make it a nice room, please."
The man behind the counter nodded, a slight blush on his face. He handed a set of keys to Ryuuen, completely forgetting to charge Ryuuen the money for the room.
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Across the room, Vash had been reclining on a slightly worn couch, until Ryuuen had walked in. However, Vash had no idea Ryuuen was a guy. Actually, Ryuuen can change his gender at will, but you don't know that, so I'll shut up now.
Vash gaped as Ryuuen walked over.
Ryuuen stopped near Vash.
"Excuse me, sir, but is this seat taken?"
Vash gaped at Ryuuen. (A/N: Vash doesn't know Ryuuen's name yet. Just so you know.)
He shook his head.
"Of course not. Please, have a seat, madam."
Ryuuen smiled. Vash, of course, mistook Ryuuen's smile for something that had nothing to do with why Ryuuen smiled.
Ryuuen sat down, and predictably, Vash began hitting on him. A few minutes later, as Vash was still hitting on Ryuuen, Saria walked in, in her skimpiest outfit, Psyche close behind.
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Saria scanned the hotel lobby, and spotted Vash and Ryuuen. She snickered.
"Miss Miss Saria? Is that Mr. Vash Vash?" Saria smiled at Psyche.
"Yeah, that's the guy. Let's go, Psyche."
Saria and Psyche walked on over to the guys.
"Hellooooo Vash. I see you've met my new boyfriend. I hope Vash wasn't bothering you, Ryuuen."
As Vash looked up at her, startled, Ryuuen got up, smiling.
"Boyfriend?"
"Saria, dear, is *this* the Vash person you told me about?"
"BOYfriend?"
"Yeah, that's Vash."
"Mr. Vash Vash sure has weird glasses!"
Saria, Vash and Ryuuen turned towards Psyche. In her hands lay Vash's yellow sunglasses, the pair he usually put on when he is really pissed. She had somehow stolen them from inside his coat pocket, without anybody noticing.
"Hey now, those are mine! Please give them back." Vash reached for them. Psyche nimbly dodged his attempt to get them back, and put them on. She then proceeded to dance around Vash in circles, chanting.
"I'M A DORK I'M A DORK I'M A DORK!!!"
Vash facevaulted, while Saria broke into peals of insane laughter. Ryuuen smiled, chuckling loudly behind his hand.
Psyche stopped in mid skip, and carefully set Vash's glasses on his head.
"I'm done!" She announced proudly.
But before anyone could say anything, the engineer lady walked into the hotel.
"Come along, Spot. I have work to do at the plant."
"Coming!" Vash said this happily, seemingly forgetting Saria and the others as he got up, lightly dusted himself off as he put his glasses back in his pocket, and followed the engineer lady out of the hotel.
Leaving Ryuuen, Saria, and Psyche staring at his retreating back.
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Well, sorry for the delay. AGAIN. The next chapter will be real good, believe me. You'll find out why Psyche called Saria 'fox-lady'. I sure hope you enjoyed this chapter. Please, PLEASE R&R.
************************ The $$60,000,000,000 Rose ************************ Chapter 8: Sky Dragon, Earth Fox-Part 3
Ryuuen walked into the hotel, up to the front desk, and elegantly flipped his hair. Even though he couldn't see him, Ryuuen smiled as the man behind the counter gaped. Ryuuen had put on his most feminine clothes. Saria had said he looked just like a very pretty woman, alibi a woman with a blindfold. But that had been quickly fixed, by combing his bangs over his eyes just so. They had planned, and had come up with an excellent way of getting Saria's revenge on Vash. And just as Saria had said, Vash was staying in this hotel. And he just happened to be in the lobby as Ryuuen walked in.
"Excuse me, sir." Ryuuen said. His voice was kinda feminine.
"Y-Yes, m-m-miss?" Ryuuen smiled inwardly. The plan was working so far.
"May I please get two adjoining rooms? My companions will be here shortly. And please make it a nice room, please."
The man behind the counter nodded, a slight blush on his face. He handed a set of keys to Ryuuen, completely forgetting to charge Ryuuen the money for the room.
***
Across the room, Vash had been reclining on a slightly worn couch, until Ryuuen had walked in. However, Vash had no idea Ryuuen was a guy. Actually, Ryuuen can change his gender at will, but you don't know that, so I'll shut up now.
Vash gaped as Ryuuen walked over.
Ryuuen stopped near Vash.
"Excuse me, sir, but is this seat taken?"
Vash gaped at Ryuuen. (A/N: Vash doesn't know Ryuuen's name yet. Just so you know.)
He shook his head.
"Of course not. Please, have a seat, madam."
Ryuuen smiled. Vash, of course, mistook Ryuuen's smile for something that had nothing to do with why Ryuuen smiled.
Ryuuen sat down, and predictably, Vash began hitting on him. A few minutes later, as Vash was still hitting on Ryuuen, Saria walked in, in her skimpiest outfit, Psyche close behind.
***
Saria scanned the hotel lobby, and spotted Vash and Ryuuen. She snickered.
"Miss Miss Saria? Is that Mr. Vash Vash?" Saria smiled at Psyche.
"Yeah, that's the guy. Let's go, Psyche."
Saria and Psyche walked on over to the guys.
"Hellooooo Vash. I see you've met my new boyfriend. I hope Vash wasn't bothering you, Ryuuen."
As Vash looked up at her, startled, Ryuuen got up, smiling.
"Boyfriend?"
"Saria, dear, is *this* the Vash person you told me about?"
"BOYfriend?"
"Yeah, that's Vash."
"Mr. Vash Vash sure has weird glasses!"
Saria, Vash and Ryuuen turned towards Psyche. In her hands lay Vash's yellow sunglasses, the pair he usually put on when he is really pissed. She had somehow stolen them from inside his coat pocket, without anybody noticing.
"Hey now, those are mine! Please give them back." Vash reached for them. Psyche nimbly dodged his attempt to get them back, and put them on. She then proceeded to dance around Vash in circles, chanting.
"I'M A DORK I'M A DORK I'M A DORK!!!"
Vash facevaulted, while Saria broke into peals of insane laughter. Ryuuen smiled, chuckling loudly behind his hand.
Psyche stopped in mid skip, and carefully set Vash's glasses on his head.
"I'm done!" She announced proudly.
But before anyone could say anything, the engineer lady walked into the hotel.
"Come along, Spot. I have work to do at the plant."
"Coming!" Vash said this happily, seemingly forgetting Saria and the others as he got up, lightly dusted himself off as he put his glasses back in his pocket, and followed the engineer lady out of the hotel.
Leaving Ryuuen, Saria, and Psyche staring at his retreating back.
***
Well, sorry for the delay. AGAIN. The next chapter will be real good, believe me. You'll find out why Psyche called Saria 'fox-lady'. I sure hope you enjoyed this chapter. Please, PLEASE R&R.