Weeelllll.... I didn't get many reviews. If you people want me to continue,
you MUST, and I mean –MUST- review. I mean it. If I don't get adequate
reviews, I update slower. If you think I was updating slow before, think
again. You ain't seen nothing, yet.
Oh yeah, on another note; I'm planning on writing a 'Choose Your Own
Adventure' story for Trigun. You get to choose between Knives or Vash. I
know ya'all will love it ~.^ Until then, I hope you enjoy this story!
Disclaimer: "Ah! You silly, silly American types. Now, why would I be owning this Trigun? I did not create it, nor publish or animate it, you foolish creatures of American soil! Now, go away! I have snails that need eating!"
~La Fromage Pengui
Disclaimer2: Don't own Twinkies, cows, phobias, snails, or soil.
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The $$60,000,000,000 Rose
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Chapter 11: The Four Elements
A long time ago, when the mortal man was still in his infancy, the Creator, tired of having to deal with the complaints of the ever-warring elementals, the creatures of Fire, Wind, Earth, and Water, called together the four oldest of the creatures that lived in on the earth itself; animals of fur and scale, claw and wing. These creatures just happened to be the white tiger, Tobihi*, the blue phoenix, Mizubashira*, the green Chinese serpent dragon, Zephyr*, and the oldest of the four, the golden, ninetailed fox, Yohko* Ishiki*. He said to them;
'I grow tired of the accusations of the elements that I favor fire over water, or water over fire. Wind over earth, or earth over wind. It is to much for me. This job can not be done by one alone. I called you here, the eldest of the none-elemental creatures. Man cannot be trusted with this, for their minds corrupt with power, little or large. I will entrust each of you with the element of your choosing. Choose now the element you wish.'
The first creature to speak up was Tobihi. 'I desire Fire. With it, I may no longer be afraid of Man, and be able to burn the sky, the forests, and Man himself! To make him burn with fevers, control his desires with Fire!' And Tobihi was granted thus. The Creator spoke.
'You name is no longer Tobihi. Your name is Ignis*, for you are the Flame that comforts and kills.'
The next to speak was Mizubashira.
' I desire Water. With it, I may the power to defeat Fire! Without me, no living creature can live, or even be born.'
And Mizubashira was granted thus. The Creator spoke.
'Your name is no longer Mizubashira. Your name is Hydras*, for you are the thirst quenching stream, the raging river, the furious ocean.'
The next to speak was Zephyr.
'I desire Wind. Without me, nothing can breathe, no living creature, even fire! The sky and clouds will bend to my will, as will Fire and Water, for the Wind is the fuel for Fire, and the guiding hand of Water!'
And Zephyr was granted thus. The Creator spoke.
'Your name is no longer Zephyr. Your name is Kamikaze*, for you are the rolling breeze, the raging storm, the one that controls the air all things must breathe.'
The last to speak was Yohko Ishiki.
'I desire nothing. I would be content to watch out the world in the rest of my years, but since asked of me, and since no one seems to want it, I will choose Earth, and would have chosen it had I first choice. For without Earth, Fire would not have things to burn, or a place to burn, or even be born. For without Earth, Water would not have a home, and would be scattered across the Universe, lost within itself, would have no creature to give birth to. And without Earth, Wind would not exist, for Earth also controls the moon, and you would have no sky to rule over.'
The Creator spoke, before granting Yohko Ishiki thus.
'You speak with wisdom, and with understanding of things that are not unto your element. I will grant you control over Earth. You name is now Terra*, for you are the Earth, the trees, Mother Nature herself.'
And thus it was done.
***
Saria gave a mental groan; her entire body hurt like a bitch. She carefully opened her eyes, and heard a loud, collected gasp. She opened them completely, and stared. It looked like the entire town was standing around her, staring with expressions of horror and fascination, while standing on a wealth of lush, green....Wait...Green?!?
The entire ground was covered in grass.
***
Well, I know it's kinda short, but in the next chapter, a new Gung-Ho Gun is introduced, as well as.....DUN DUN DUUUNNNN! Holly Christianson! Who is that you ask? Well, be patient, and when I update again, you'll find out! Don't forget to R&R!
Ja ne!
PS. Special thanks to all the people who have reviewed so far. BTW, just so you all know, Saria is only mean to Vash because;
1.He actually makes her nervous because 2.She really does like him a lot, and 3. She doesn't know how to deal with her infatuation, and it scares her, so 4. She acts like a bitch to him.
PSS. Saria hasn't noticed the tree next to her. Not very observant, is she?
*Tobihi- flying sparks, leaping flames
*Mizubashira-waterspout
*Zephyr- breeze
*Yohko- enchanted fox
*Ishiki- stone tree
*Ignis- flame
*Hydras- waterspout(A/N: Wait, wasn't that what her name meant in the first place? O.o)
*Kamikaze- divine wind
*Terra- earth
*Vasch (prounounced vash)- French for cow
*wanker- wanker
*cold duck- champagne
*Hippopotamonstreosisquippidaliaphobia- fear of long words
*Twinkie©- a delicious golden, cream-filled treat
Disclaimer: "Ah! You silly, silly American types. Now, why would I be owning this Trigun? I did not create it, nor publish or animate it, you foolish creatures of American soil! Now, go away! I have snails that need eating!"
~La Fromage Pengui
Disclaimer2: Don't own Twinkies, cows, phobias, snails, or soil.
************************
The $$60,000,000,000 Rose
************************
Chapter 11: The Four Elements
A long time ago, when the mortal man was still in his infancy, the Creator, tired of having to deal with the complaints of the ever-warring elementals, the creatures of Fire, Wind, Earth, and Water, called together the four oldest of the creatures that lived in on the earth itself; animals of fur and scale, claw and wing. These creatures just happened to be the white tiger, Tobihi*, the blue phoenix, Mizubashira*, the green Chinese serpent dragon, Zephyr*, and the oldest of the four, the golden, ninetailed fox, Yohko* Ishiki*. He said to them;
'I grow tired of the accusations of the elements that I favor fire over water, or water over fire. Wind over earth, or earth over wind. It is to much for me. This job can not be done by one alone. I called you here, the eldest of the none-elemental creatures. Man cannot be trusted with this, for their minds corrupt with power, little or large. I will entrust each of you with the element of your choosing. Choose now the element you wish.'
The first creature to speak up was Tobihi. 'I desire Fire. With it, I may no longer be afraid of Man, and be able to burn the sky, the forests, and Man himself! To make him burn with fevers, control his desires with Fire!' And Tobihi was granted thus. The Creator spoke.
'You name is no longer Tobihi. Your name is Ignis*, for you are the Flame that comforts and kills.'
The next to speak was Mizubashira.
' I desire Water. With it, I may the power to defeat Fire! Without me, no living creature can live, or even be born.'
And Mizubashira was granted thus. The Creator spoke.
'Your name is no longer Mizubashira. Your name is Hydras*, for you are the thirst quenching stream, the raging river, the furious ocean.'
The next to speak was Zephyr.
'I desire Wind. Without me, nothing can breathe, no living creature, even fire! The sky and clouds will bend to my will, as will Fire and Water, for the Wind is the fuel for Fire, and the guiding hand of Water!'
And Zephyr was granted thus. The Creator spoke.
'Your name is no longer Zephyr. Your name is Kamikaze*, for you are the rolling breeze, the raging storm, the one that controls the air all things must breathe.'
The last to speak was Yohko Ishiki.
'I desire nothing. I would be content to watch out the world in the rest of my years, but since asked of me, and since no one seems to want it, I will choose Earth, and would have chosen it had I first choice. For without Earth, Fire would not have things to burn, or a place to burn, or even be born. For without Earth, Water would not have a home, and would be scattered across the Universe, lost within itself, would have no creature to give birth to. And without Earth, Wind would not exist, for Earth also controls the moon, and you would have no sky to rule over.'
The Creator spoke, before granting Yohko Ishiki thus.
'You speak with wisdom, and with understanding of things that are not unto your element. I will grant you control over Earth. You name is now Terra*, for you are the Earth, the trees, Mother Nature herself.'
And thus it was done.
***
Saria gave a mental groan; her entire body hurt like a bitch. She carefully opened her eyes, and heard a loud, collected gasp. She opened them completely, and stared. It looked like the entire town was standing around her, staring with expressions of horror and fascination, while standing on a wealth of lush, green....Wait...Green?!?
The entire ground was covered in grass.
***
Well, I know it's kinda short, but in the next chapter, a new Gung-Ho Gun is introduced, as well as.....DUN DUN DUUUNNNN! Holly Christianson! Who is that you ask? Well, be patient, and when I update again, you'll find out! Don't forget to R&R!
Ja ne!
PS. Special thanks to all the people who have reviewed so far. BTW, just so you all know, Saria is only mean to Vash because;
1.He actually makes her nervous because 2.She really does like him a lot, and 3. She doesn't know how to deal with her infatuation, and it scares her, so 4. She acts like a bitch to him.
PSS. Saria hasn't noticed the tree next to her. Not very observant, is she?
*Tobihi- flying sparks, leaping flames
*Mizubashira-waterspout
*Zephyr- breeze
*Yohko- enchanted fox
*Ishiki- stone tree
*Ignis- flame
*Hydras- waterspout(A/N: Wait, wasn't that what her name meant in the first place? O.o)
*Kamikaze- divine wind
*Terra- earth
*Vasch (prounounced vash)- French for cow
*wanker- wanker
*cold duck- champagne
*Hippopotamonstreosisquippidaliaphobia- fear of long words
*Twinkie©- a delicious golden, cream-filled treat