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Chapter 4: Baseball, picnics and fire ants

Ed arrived at the field before both cabins did. Once both cabins, along with Major Louis Alex Armstong. Both counsilors made up their batting order and field positions. Thne the umpire, Havoc, called the two alchemists to the pitcher's mound to see who bats first.

"Call it in the air." Havoc said, throwing the coin into the air.

"Heads!" Ed calls. Havoc catches it and it turns up heads. Ed asks to bat first. Well the first two at bat was a strong kid named Rocky and Jeremy. Rocky hits it into the outfield but it gets caught. Then Jeremy hits a nice line drive towards first base. The first baseman caught it and taped the base. Already there were two outs and Al was up to bat. Al was put on the team because he wasn't the team captain. Plus Ed needed a good hitter for extreme cases such as this. Al hits it and scores a homerun. The first point scored for Team Fullmetal. The ball bounced off of the trees as it headed towards the First Aid building. At that time Hughes was walking out, humming a happy tune. He didn't know what hit him. I'm serious he didn't, because he was humming.

"D'oh!" the ball hit Hughes square in th side of his head. Knocking him unconscious.

Well to cut to the chase, the rest of the game was rather uneventful. Unless you count Al hitting homeruns through out the entire game and the balls hit by Al nail poor Hughes on the head everytime he gets back up. Hughes was back in the First Aid building for multiple concussions on Al's part. I bet you twenty dollars Al never knew that he was hurting Hughes.

After the game, Ed was taking a nice walk. Leaving Al to attend the kids at their cabin, which my not be such a good idea, at all. Anyway Ed was walking alone until he heard someone call his name.

"Hey Edward!"

Ed turned around and saw Naomi Kauffman, her sister and a man that appears to be their grandfather. Ed smiled and sat down on the blanket they set up with some food. Yes they're having a picnic.

"Edward this is my sister Sandra and my grandfather Pureheart." Naomi said. Ed shook their hands and took a sandwich wedge.

"This is great. Great food, friends and fire ants..." It finally dawned on Ed that there were indeed fire ants and they were crawling all over him. Then they began to sting and bite him. Thus he got up and began running around like a idiot. Trying to get the fire ants off of them. They were even trying to sting and bite his auto-mail.

"AAAHHHHHHHHH! GET THEM OFF! GET THEM OFF!"

Naomi and Sandra just rolled their eyes and Pureheart just watched Ed run around like a chicken with its cut off.

Later that day after the incident with Ed and the fire ants. Hughes came out of the First Aid building, he had to take over Ed's cabin for a little bit. So Hughes and Al took the kids camping. Things couldn't have gotten worse for Hughes. As they stumbled upon a family of badgers.

"Look guys, its a family of badgers." Hughes said. "Though they may look cute. Never do this to a family of badgers."

Then Hughes started to make faces and sounds to the badgers. This annoyed the badgers to no end. So they lept on Hughes and started to claw and bite Hughes. Who promptly did what Ed earlier with the fire ants. Run around and scream like a idiot. Of course Hughes's cries were muffled as a badger was latched on to his face.

"First aid?" Ben asked Jeremy.

"First aid." Jeremy replied.

Soon after that Hughes was being wrapped like a mummy, literally. Al watched on in amazement and confusion.

"I don't think you should be doing first aid this way." Al said.

"Trust us on this one." said one of the kids, a blonde haired kid named Michael.

Pretty soon Ben was done and he wrapped one end around the headlight of a bus. The bus was used to mostly transport soldiers into combat. It was going to be used to transport kids to the camp, but Bradley opted for the train station. Somehow Michael climbs into the bus and starts it. Appearently someone left the keys in. So he just started the bus and shifted it into drive. The bus took off and the bandages around Hughes were comign off. Thus Hughes was spinning like a top. Until the bandages were completely gone. Hughes then passed out, again.

That night Scar had found a prison like camp where his people were being held. He decided to do something right then and there. He decided to storm the place. Things didn't go as planned. As two guards aimed their rifles at a wounded Scar.

"Fire!" one guard yelled and both fired their rifles.

Author's Comment: Sorry for the lack of update. I've been pretty busy. Well anyway it seems that I ended with a cliffhanger. Is Scar dead or is he mortally wounded? Well in the next chapter, playtime is over. I've got a storyline to do. I'm also trying to work on a chapter of The Teachers' Experiment. So be on the look out for that.