Chapter 3
A/N; I like how this fic is turning out so far, and I was deeply inspired by that concert last night, somehow I am going to write Now for the thank yous'!
Spork Ai: clowns are icky. Originally a cop was going to chase them, but I thought it would be funnier if it was a clown. And you are so luckily the cultish flower sellers aren't where you live. My goal in this fic was to make it as funny as possible, I think I have accomplished that . Thanks for your great comments, and Bob Marley was a cool dude. You need to update on the world is black, I really want to see what happens next.
TheFutureFreaksMeOut: thank you, your review made me smile like a manic. Mad world is a great song, and the title is starting to fit the story very well. Glad you like Kiba being in it, because I'm working on a short side story that's all about kiba and his misadventures. I'll try and get that up soon.
Now for the fic! Sasuke comes in this chapter.
Music for this chapter: Bob Marley- Is this love, and Pass the dutchie
I don't like that clown. Why is he chasing us? Probably because 4 teenage boys wandering around at night just screams PEDOPHILE FOOD. Great, thanks go to my paranoid mind. I dart out of the smelly ditch and up a very steep hill. As I reach the top I don't slow down like everyone else and go tumbling down the other steeper side, get mud and wet leaves all over myself and probably smearing my eyeliner too; but I have other worries right now. My brain is halfway to becoming Jell-O-o, my back collides with something hard, breaking my roll. Something very hard. My back screams for attention as I stand up and look at the offending hard object, a headstone. I rolled into a head stone with an illegible inscription on it weather worn surface. I look around and notice more headstones in very similar condition.
Lee slides down the hill, grabs my shoulder while yelling " Hurry Gaara!" and pulls me a few feet before completely deserting me and starts jumping headstones like the hurdles at school. Damn him, the annoying track captain. I look behind and see naruto and kiba running my way, the clown in hot pursuit. Just fucking great, being chased by a clown in a creepy ass cemetery. What could be better!
Being the most physically unfit I get left behind in the run from this clown incarnation of the boogieman. I will my legs to go faster, but they refused with my back still screaming in agony. The clown picks up speed until he is within reach of me, why always me? He reaches on of his spidery hands forward and grabs my shoulder and wrenches it painfully back, adding to the pain in my back, so now I am facing him and staring into those twisted blood shot eyes. I am in deep shit now.
But I can get out of it, I remember I have my switchblade in a pocket. I carry it around so much now that I almost forget I have it. I know I am very paranoid for carrying it around, but I carry it for just this reason. I the blade out and stick in the clowns' shoulder. A pool of dark mahogany drowns the wound and my blade as the clown lets out a strange hissing sound that sound almost like a cat. His hand drops from my shoulder and I take this chances to pull out my blade and run.
The dark cemetery gates are up ahead. But the damn clown won't stay down! He is running after me again. The others come into visions near the gate, I'm almost out, good thing. I pull the final bit of strength from my tired body and jet the final yard out until I feel concrete under my feet and am engulfed in the yellow glow of street lights. I would have kept running, but there was a loud 'thump' behind me and I turn to see the cause of the sound. Only to find the clown face down on the sidewalk, blood pouring from the wound I gave him and a new head wound.
"What the hell are you doing here!" Naruto yells and points to a dark figure sitting on top of the gate with a metal pole in hand.
" I should be asking you that. You were the one being chased by a clown." The dark figure jumps down to revel the hottest guy at school, Sasuke Uchiha, standing there in all his hotness. He look from naruto, lee, kiba, and finally his obsidian orbs rest on me. And I am just standing here, next to a bloody clown with a switchblade in hand, and my clothes are all wet to boot.
I am really starting to think I should have stayed home. Or maybe…it was a good thing I came.
A/N: sorry again for the shortness, you people should get used to it. I am going to update faster with shorter chapters. Sasuke came in this chapter, so yeah, romance will soon follow. They finally get to the movies next chapter. Well until next chapter my readers.