Chapter 4:

When life give you lemons, make pants.

A/n: AHH! I'm going to die! My AC is dead! And its 95 degrees outside! Ugh… oh yeah, the next updates going to take a while; I'm going on a weeklong trip with my grandma to see some relatives that only speak German! I will have no people speak to me in English for a week! And I don't speak German! Hopefully I can at least get the next chapter written. Oh well, read on and review.

Music: bury me in black- my chemical romance

Sasukes POV

Isn't this a strange night? I just saved 4 guys from a clown, I think I killed it too, my head wound coupled with the stab wound could kill someone. Gaara is the one who stabbed the clown. I always thought gaara was cool, and his status just went up in my mind. I don't know what he thinks of me, not that it really matters.

" Yeah, whatever. You saved us from the clown. I could have done that." Naruto puffs at me.

" You could? Well then why didn't you?" Lee asks with sincere confusion showing though all his features.

" Shut up lee!" naruto and lee start one of their little quarrels that no one pays attention to.

" So, Sasuke wanna go to the $1.50 movies?" kiba says oblivious to the two idiots. " Come on, we got Gaara to come, you can come too!"

The movies? I don't go to the movies. I get bootleg DVDs from the bootleg man ( A/n: oh the ever elusive bootleg man, he never did get me that copy of white noise…). And I don't want to go with these 3, Gaara maybe, if it was just Gaara with no other stupid people. Wait… Gaara is actually putting up with them to go. Oh well, not my problem, they probably pestered him till he gave in and came along. " No."

" That's what Gaara said! But we got him to come along! So you're coming too!"

" No, I'm walking away now." I turn and do just as I said.

" Come on Sasuke! It'll be fun!" naruto and lee stop trying to kill each other, and chime in with kiba in a foolish attempt to get me to go. I ignore them and just keep walking. " Sasuke you ass wipe! We're inviting you! You are coming, goddamn!" naruto yells and throws a rock in my direction, it misses, but obviously he wants me to go. Well, it not like there is anything better to do. And all there is to go home to is Itachi and his bitching; the longer I stay out the better.

" Fine… I'll go." I sigh out, sounding as annoyed as possible. The idiots cheer in succession, my eyes turn to Gaara, using his hoodie to wipe the blood off his hands and switchblade.

Gaara's POV

I am just going to stay quiet. I won't say anything stupid. Sasuke is here, of all people Sasuke! He has been the object of my daydreams since the start of school a few months ago, right after I started thinking about my sexuality. I don't know why I even bother. he's perfect. I'm not. And my affection for him is probably just some raging teenage hormones, and it would never last, we're only in the 8th grade. But it would be nice to be close to him, maybe just to have him as a good friend, if I'm lucky that's all I can ever get. He probably has a girlfriend anyway, with all those fan girls flocking around him.

" the movies are that way!" lee announces loudly to everyone before scampering down the side walk towards the looming cinema that had just come into view. Everyone follows him, happy to get away from that creepy clown. I wonder if we killed it? My stab wound was pretty deep, and Sasuke clunked It hard on the head. How am I going to explain to everyone when I come home soaked in blood? I guess I just have to get there before anyone else.

(eventually we get to the movies)

" So what'd ya want to see?"

" I 'ount know."

" Oh! That! Lets see that!" kiba points to a sign advertising ' Rolling Kansas'.

" What the hell is that about?" Sasuke comments in his deep sexy voice. Can and 8th graders really be that sexy. Oh no, bad thought, I can't think about that right now with him standing next to me.

' Its like napoleon dynamite on drugs! Really, they go in search of the magical marijuana field!"

" That sound great! Lets see that!" naruto yells a little too loudly, everyone turns to look at us, and these people are just like the ones on the bus, I think I even see a few familiar faces.

" You fine with Rolling Kansas?" Sasuke turns and asks me. I'm pretty sure this is the first sentence he has ever directed to me. My heart is attempting to pump its way out of its cage of bones and flesh.

" Yeah, that's good." I managed to get out, I hope my voice didn't sound too strained. You turn away from me to the others and tell them your fine with the movie. So I guess we are finally going to see the movie. It took long enough, it had better be worth it.

A/N: and I leave you there. They finally got to the movies and some romance was in there. I am ver pleased with this chapter. KageOni1, I almost fell out of my chair when I read your review, I think Orochimaru might be the clown, I never thought of that, it was just a clown to me. Well I wonder what is going to happen at the movies…really, I wonder, I have no idea were this fic is going, but its going there very slowly.

About the chapter title: My friend Charlotte once told me, " when life gives you lemons, make pants! Then sell the pants for $24.99 to little children to buy weapons to take over the world! I mean, who wants lemonade when they can have pants!" And is the quote that inspired this chapter.