The New Enemy

Disclaimer: Star Fox, its trademarks, characters, etc. are owned by Nintendo. I do own, however, this story, and other characters that don't exist in the game.

There is more humor coming up! Thanks for the reviews by the way.

Episode 6: Blast Off

The ladies were immediately swept away when an announcement telling all soldiers to assemble at the field was given. Krystal was rather stunned to see O'Donnell in the buff. Panther was rather down after seeing the women fall for his leader. Fox was just silent.

"Heh, I'm the most ferocious beast in outer space!" he growled as he wiped the dust off his fur. He then looked around, and noticed that the clothes he threw away vanished. "Huh? Hey, where the heck are my shorts and undershirt? Fox, did you see them?" He suddenly showed no O'Donnell had shown before – nervousness.

Fox just shrugged and replied, "One of the ladies you were posing for probably caught them and took them along when she left the room. Lucky you." He then approached Krystal, who was just staring at Wolf while covering her mouth with her hand. "Uh, Krystal, what's the matter?"

"Nothing!" she smiled back unevenly. "Gosh… He's so sexy!" The vulpine just yawned.

Wolf thought of something. He proclaimed, "Hmm… at least I have my suit. I'll just put it on and head back to Great Fox, grab some extra underclothing, and viola!" However, Panther just shook his head. "What? Is there something wrong with that?"

"I should tell you that one of those beautiful women took your uniform, and well, I could've stopped her, but that's against my nature!" he laughed in his reply. This made him steam up a bit… no… this steamed him A LOT!

"GRR! How am I supposed to move around only wearing my underwear? And my suit is one-of-a-kind!"

"It is?" Fox wondered as he teased him. "Don't tell me you don't wash them? And… you mean to tell us that… you don't change suits! That's gross!" It wasn't long before Wolf grabbed him and gave some hairdo messing. "Heh, what was that word again? Karma!" he answered as he laughed from what the wolf's doing to him.

Falco came out from the showers. He did exactly what Fox told him earlier – wash off the green goop stains by using shoe polish. "Hey Fox, thanks for the tip! That was…" He paused when he saw the wolf in briefs. It wasn't long before he gave a different reaction… a huge laughter. He pointed him and snickered loudly, "Pfft… WOLF! HAHAHAHA! IS IT ALREADY FULL MOON! HAHAHA!"

For the first time ever, Wolf blushed in front of many people. He angrily pushed them aside and grabbed two towels. "Go ahead! Laugh at me! And to think that you're the people who understand!" he shouted as he wrapped one of the towels around his waist and the other around his torso. He then left the place, not giving a glare at them.

"Ooh… I never knew it was getting hot!" Panther commented as he placed his armor on. "Hmm… did we do something wrong to make him furious?"

"Well, it's not nice to insult a person who was caught in his, uh, undergarments! What if you're in his place, Fox?" Krystal adamantly defended Wolf's place.

Fox, of course, didn't expect this to happen. "Come on, I was just getting even! What? I didn't know he was so sensitive about his looks! I thought he enjoyed showing off his body, right Falco?" As he glanced at Falco, he noticed that he was giving a sinister look at them.

"Hey, was I dreaming earlier?" he gleefully asked after pinching himself. "Krystal just defended Wolf! Hmm… Okay, Panther and Fox are already hooked on you… now you got Wolf! Hmm… I wonder when I will be joining the Krystal Fan Club… and I also wonder when Slippy will join the…" Before he could finish, the panther and the two foxes repeatedly murdered him with punches and kicks.

"I'll go talk to Wolf," Fox thought as he cracked his knuckles after beating the bird up. "This is starting to get weird…"

"Hmm… blue… grey… white… For the love of O'Donnell, where are the black ones?"

Wolf angrily threw away the undershirts and shorts having colors not matching black. He checked every drawer in his quarters, but none showed anything. "Drat! Those were my last blacks…"

The door of his opened, and Fox entered. "Um… Wolf, I have to say something…" He was rather surprised by the lupine's room. "Wow… so this is the room of the famous Star Wolf leader… and… um… oh well! A merc never has time for his room!"

"Pup, I always keep things arranged and organized, Alpha to Beta, One to Two, anything," he replied without looking at the fox. "Now, if you excuse me, I want my privacy…"

"Well, I just dropped by to say sorry… You know… about what happened earlier," Fox nodded down with sincerity. "What are you looking for, anyway?" Wolf stopped searching and turned around, facing him. He then stood up, and pointed his underwear. "Uh… Wolf… What are you doing? Stop pointing your finger to your underwear…"

"Don't you get it? I'm in black! Today's theme is black!" he shouted with anger. "My hunches were true! Those things that were stolen were my last set of undergarments colored in black! I cannot wear things that are not black!" As he was whining about his tragedy, his eye patch fell down, probably because he didn't properly placed them back.

Fox looked at his eyes. "Hey… your left eye is okay! And you were hiding them from my view when we were taking showers!" Wolf attempted to grab the eyepiece, but the vulpine took it.

"Pup, give that back to me!" he shouted as he tackled Fox, making the vulpine release the eyewear. It flew off to the bridge.

The two raced to get it. They were so close to the eye patch, when Rob approached them.

Message from General Pepper has arrived. Commencing to open the message…

"ROB, NO!" Fox and Wolf replied in the same interval.

However, it was too late! The message was opened. General Pepper popped out from the monitor. He was surprised to see Fox holding Wolf's eyewear, and the lupine almost naked.

"What in heaven's name are you two doing?" the dog shouted to them. "Fox, stop stripping Wolf! Give his eye patch right away!"

"WE'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING!" they shouted once more at the same time.

"Oh… I see… whatever… Anyway, this message will be just short. I'm going to assign you to your next mission. Assist Squad Falcon Bravo from their next mission in Fortuna! Intel says that there are disturbing signs of danger for the system there! Strange signals were detected by our probes. The squad will be using your ship, Great Fox, for transportation."

"Again? We'll be babysitting them again? And general, it's Squad Bravo Falcon!" Fox complained once more.

"It doesn't matter! I am not paying you for complaining! Just do it!"

End of the message. Wolf and Fox looked at each other, and just sighed.