Mad World chapter 10: Demayo is on De-sandwich

A/n: Wow, chapter 10. I never thought this would come this far. Though my inspiration for this fic is starting to dip. I am going to try and finish this fic sometime, but don't worry. With my plot skills it wont be for another 20 chapters at least. and thanks you to all my kind reviewers.

Music: L'Arc- en- Ciel – Lover boy, and Hitomi no Jyunin ( living in your eyes)

Kasiji-sama / Beta Notes: Excellent Chappie. Only 2 errors!

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Sasukes POV

Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!

My alarm goes off as morning light just starts to filter though dirty glass to illuminate Gaaras sleeping form curled up beside me. I reach over and shut the alarm off and plop back down on my side of the bed as my mind replays everything that happened last night. The concert was great, the best. But walking back and holding hands, some Bible thumpers stopped us on the streets and preached to us how our love was sinful and we were going straight to hell. That really hurt, deep. Both of us were silent most of the night, though I think it hurt Gaara more then me, I guess he is just more sensitive.

Today is the beach trip. We have to be at school by 7 to get on the bus; it's 6 now. I sit up and tap Gaara on his shoulder. He stirs a little, but no signs of life. " Gaara, get up." I poke him again. This time he moans and rolls over and pulls the blanket up over his head. I see his game. I get up out of the bed and yank the blanket off.

" Ehh…stop." Gaara demand sleepily while curling up and putting a pillow over his head. How heavy of a sleeper can Gaara be? Well I know what will wake him up, it's a little mean, but the opportunity is too good to turn down. I go over to the refrigerator we have in the basement and pull out and ice cold can of Pepsi; then back to the room and I press the cold can against Gaaras foot. It jerks back, again I press the can to his foot. Then he grabs the pillow and throws it at me.

Now this is starting to get annoying. I start to go get a megaphone when something fuzzy brushes against my foot, I flinch and lose my balance causing me to fall back on the bed on top of Gaara this wakes him up.

" What the hell?" is the first thing he says as I watch my ferret scurry across the floor and back into his cage.

" I tripped over my ferret." I reply and stand up. " You are a very heavy sleeper you know that?"

" Actually I'm not. It's just your snoring kept me up half the night."

" I don't snore."

" Yes, you do."

" No I don't."

" How would you know? You're asleep."

He has a good point there, but I don't want to lose, so I change the subject. " Well we should get ready we have to leave for school early."

" Alright." I toss him the soda, which he opens, before I go into the bathroom to brush my teeth and stuff. I come out and Gaara is already dressed. Damn, I wanted to see him change. I do the same slipping on a clean black T-shirt and some jeans. So now we're ready to go, and head up the stairs to be greeted by a cheerful Itachi and Kisame eating an orange and reading a newspaper at our table, does that guy ever go home?

" Why are you so happy?" I ask Itachi, I can tell he has had too much coffee this morning.

" Because your going away." He answers with a creepy smile.

" you had better not go though my stuff. In fact I'm going to go lock my door."

Gaaras POV ( for the rest of the chapter)

Sasukes footsteps fade downstairs as he goes to lock his door, leaving me alone with Kisame and Itachi, I'm always uptight in other people houses, mostly because its hardly ever I'm in anyone else's house, I think ill break anything of their I touch. So I just stand there, then Itachi walks over and whispers into my ear, in a cold harsh whisper.

" Stay away from Sasuke." Then he walks back over to continue doing what ever he was as Sasuke walks up.

" Itachi give us a ride to school." Is the first thing he says when he re-enters the kitchen.

" Ok get in the fucking Van then."

Me and Sasuke hop out of the van and onto school concrete as the van tears down the street like the cops are coming, they probably are from what I've heard about Itachi.

" My brother can actually be sort of cool when he's not drunk or stoned."

" Which is about 3 percent of the time?"

" Right."

The sun is just starting to break the horizon as we walk into the cafeteria to check in our bags, they put a big orange tag that says 3 on them and tell us to board the bus. We are some of the first to get on the large charter bus, but 2 people are already on. Naruto and Lee.

" Sit back here guys!"

" Hey we're back here!"

Seeing as we obviously have no other choice but to sit there we take our seats across the aisle from them, Sasuke lets me get window which I am happy for, I must have a compulsive disorder were I have to stare out the windows.

" This is going to be great. We're all roommates and we're going to the beach!" lee exclaims in his ever cheerful tone.

" Yeah, great.' The sarcasm just drips off of Sasukes voice.

The rest of the people on our bus board and dirt off into their own conversations as I just stare, thinking about what Itachi said to me earlier. ' Stay away from Sasuke.' That was all he said. Why? Why stay away from Sasuke? Does he know about us? Does he not want his brother to be gay? Maybe he just doesn't like me, or he thinks Sasuke will break my heart.

That last one I really doubt. Itachi doesn't seem like the type to warn someone like that. Actually I think he'd be watching it for his sadistic pleasure. Hmm… why does my life have to be so complicated!

Our tour guide steps on the bus. " Hello 8th graders!" she says cheerfully. She gets a few mumbled and tired hellos from the half awake people. " Now let me go over the rules…" I zone out at this part. Our city is a long way from the coast, I wonder how long its going to take.

" Hey, Naruto." I lean past Sasuke and ask.

" Oh, about eight hours."

" Eight hours?"

" Yep!" I groan and lean back in my seat. This is going to be a long, long ride.

(Later around 1:30)

Still on the bus, I cant take this bus anymore. I have to get off or I will explode. I would talk to Sasuke, but he has a deck of cards out and is playing Bullshit with Naruto and Lee, I suck at cards so I passed and just stare out the window. Staring out the window at Bumfuckville. This place really is Bumfuckville, I have seen cornfield after cornfield, and then there was a gas station, followed by another cornfield.

" Ok kids. We're going to stop at Golden Corral so you can eat lunch." The tour lady announced as a Golden Corral rose up from a cornfield. A chorus of cheers erupted from the bus of kids who were half starved from a day with no food so far. " Now, behave yourselves."

four full tour buses of kids stampeded into Golden Coral and attacked the buffet. Relentlessly grabbing and fighting for the last of the chicken wings and the steaming rolls. The teachers tried in vain to calm us down, but it was just like school, you if want to eat, you have to fight for it. I don't any of us will outgrow this fight for food reaction born of eight hard school lunch years.

After I fight for my right to eat I take a seat at a table, soon I am joined by Sasuke, Naruto and Lee. We devourer our food in silence. Once the food is gone we all start talking.

" This trip is going to be awesome! And we get a big hotel room and everything!" naruto cheers stuffing some fries in his face."

" I wonder if it will be one of those with a little fridge full of free stuff?"

" I doubt it Lee." Sasuke answers. I just sit there listening like I usually do.

" Oh I have a plan!" naruto announces, we all lean in to hear. " How about lets sneak out tonight."

" They put tape on our doors naruto, so they can see if we went out in the night." Sasuke argues with a good point.

" Well that's were I know more then you Sasuke! The flamingo told me in this hotel were staying at tonight our room is in the back of the hotel on the first floor. So we can go out our back door and avoid the guards out front."

" Good plan, but what are we going to do when we go out." I finally speak up to say.

" I heard there was a haunted carnival around there. I wanna see it."

" Fine with me, that sounds fun!" lee says.

" Fine here." Sasuke replies, sounding like he really doesn't want to go. But I can tell from that glint in his eye that he is looking forward to it."

" Ok."

" And arrangement is that same at the hotel tomorrow, but we have an ocean front room! So we can go swimming!"

A teacher chaperone walks by and sees us huddled together. "What are you four doing?" he asks.

" Oh nothing." Naruto replies.

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A/N: naruto being devious once again. You think Gaara and Sasuke would have learned after the clown. my inspiration for this fic came back after finishing this chapter. A nice long, fast and fluffy chapter for you, with minimal plot progression. Well review please!

about the chapter name. Michel A. Demayo is an annoying lawyer whos commercial was on while i started this. I always say, Demayo is on Desandwhich.