The New Enemy

Disclaimer: Star Fox, its trademarks, characters, etc. are owned by Nintendo. I do own, however, this story, and other characters that don't exist in the game. MS stuff is owned by You Know Who. Jutsus are from Naruto.

Sorry if this chapter is short. I really need some opinions, which will be asked later on.

Episode 9: Before the Step

"Hey! What's the matter? Why did you add that last message?"

Shade growled at me as I tried to ignore him while typing this document in MS Word 2003. He pushed me away as I attempted not to give my position as the author of the story… I won.

"Why? Why will this chapter be short? Oi!"

"Patience," I replied to him as I grabbed my earmuffs to prevent any disturbance. "A big spoiling question shall be given later. I intend to make this chapter short because this is where the turning point begins."

He then pleaded at my side, constantly begging for mercy and such. "What about us? The only time you gave us a better scene was in Chapter 2, and that was unnecessary! For the fight scene, it was also unnecessary! Even the eye-thing was irrelevant!"

In my frustration, I did Hakke: Hyaku Ni Ju Ha Shou (Eight Divination Signs: 128 Strikes) on the poor teen wolf, causing him to be paralyzed on the ground. Sigh…

Wolf, after clothing himself with the outfit Fox game to him a.k.a. James's uniform, massaged Katt's back. He gave his old "Rolling Paws" technique to her shoulders, giving her comfort.

"Ah… this is the life!"

Falco assisted by means of spoon-feeding a bowl of hot soup to the feline's mouth. The warmth of the liquid soothed her famished mouth, and well, she was feeling the goods of life.

"Quicker! Make it quicker!"

With the snap of her fingers, Fox, also back in his clothing, continued to polish her toenails. The three great people of the Lylat System were being harassed by a simple pink cat named Katt. Okay, she's not simple, but she was really harassing them.

"Grr… I said quicker!"

"Yes madam," the three replied in a choral manner, but with low spirits.

"I guess the curse will go off if Miss Monroe gets fully-delighted," Stanice wondered as she reviewed her knowledge about it. "When a nearby woman gets happy, all will go fine…" She then looked around, and noticed that Shade was nowhere to be found. "Uh, where is Shadow-wolf?"

"Beats me," Jake shrugged off, "he said he will just take a break in a lavatory, but I don't think it'll take him this long…"

"Uh… guys… HELP!"

MUWAHAHAHAHA! You're in my house! There's nothing you can do! You'll be my tool later!

"We're almost there!" Peppy told the crew in the bridge as he pointed out a large nearby planet. "All right, we're about to enter the atmosphere in Fortuna. Everybody, it's time to get ready!"

"Finally, some action is coming!" Wolf growled as he adjusted his black shades. It was a part of the uniform Fox gave to him, anyway. Everybody suddenly glared at him. "What?"

"It's just that you don't look like Wolf at all… You resemble a different person now," Krystal commented, giving him a wonder on what she was saying.

Panther suddenly butted in. "You said you're looking for action, eh? I thought the events in this place were hot and thrilling?" Wolf suddenly hammered his head from that comment, for he just remembered what happened to him and Fox earlier in the shower room.

When the panther got up again, he noticed Krystal. He remembered something when her beauty contacted his eyes. "Ah, Krystal! Art thou beauty never ceaseth?" he romantically muttered. The vixen just sighed. He then grinned as he removed his armor, giving everyone an alert status.

"Panther Caroso, what in the world are you doing!" Leon shouted, but he was ignored.

"VIOLA!" he proclaimed proudly as he pulled away the upper portion of his suit, revealing his chest with a painting of Krystal's face. "I'm also trying to match Wolf's physique so that I can impress you!"

"Zip him up…"

He was suddenly terrified when he saw everybody with yellow eyes. They were about to give him the most unforgettable moment in his life since the time he made that mark on his chest…

"There it is!"

Doctor Hamstermade jumped repeatedly on Andrew's head. He was gleefully pointing at the Great Fox, which just recently made its touchdown.

"All right, monkey boy! Get moving!" he commanded the simian as he continued to jump on Andrew's head. The monkey just grumbled and grabbed a nearby YouAskedForIt 9000, a powerful weapon capable of obliterating mountains! It was developed by the evil rodent.

"So, should I fire it?" the monkey asked while giving a slight sign of frustration.

"Wait, I want to give a speech!" the doctor laughed hard. The simian just grumbled, for he just blew away their chance of overcoming the opponent.

When the dock opened, the teams went outside to check out the fuss… They were suddenly surprised to see Andrew… only…

"WHAT THE…? I THOUGHT THE TITLE WAS THE NEW ENEMY?" Fox and Wolf growled in surprise. "Hey, the author played us! Somebody set up us the bomb!"

"Hey, you imbeciles! I'm here!"

Hamstermade popped on Andrew's head, laughing. "I am the new enemy! HA! Prepare to die, Star Fox and Star Wolf! Without you two, Lylat is mine!"

"Eww… A hamster is nitpicking him!" Falco commented, making the rodent angry.

"I am not a hamster! I am a guinea pig!" he shouted furiously. "Andrew, blast them!"

"Sheesh," was the only thing he could say. He drew the weapon, making

"HEY…"

Everybody suddenly glanced at a kid on top of a nearby mountain peak. A black wolf with a katana was standing while the sun shone behind him.

Okay, here's what I wanted to tell you. In your review, answer this. Should this story make a change from less comedy and more drama, more comedy and less drama, or pure comedy?