KAIBA AND THE OVER EXCITED TAPS IN THE MALES BATHROOM.

A/N: this is what happens when I'm bored, Crazy random stories.

DISCLAIMERS: I do not own anything mentioned in this story. And I don't even know if the book Kaiba is reading is a real book, if it is I don't own that either. But what I do own is a very sore back.

CHAPTER 1: who put male toilets in my building?

Kaiba put down his book and looked up at the visitor who had just entered (UN announced, which was most peculiar.) and saw (to his absolute delight) Serenity standing there. (He never let on how much he liked this wheeler girl but every-one at school knew that she liked him)

"How may I help you?" Kaiba asked putting on a really professional sounding voice.

"My brother needs help! Oh please Seto you have to help him!"

"Can't Yugi help him?" Kaiba asked staring any where but at her.

"Well you see that's the problem he tried but…" suddenly her eyes went tearful. "THEY ARE LOCKED IN THE BOYS TOILETS!" she started crying really hard and Kaiba was doing all he could to stop himself from laughing.

"And why would I be able to help them?" Kaiba asked checking his nails. He knew he was being mean but he couldn't afford being nice. Not when she was likely to blab to all her friends.

So he went over and comforted her. (Don't ask he is really strange.)

She stopped crying and looked over at his desk. She read the heading "how to get the girl you want." Kaiba noticed that she was looking and said: "fine I help you and you don't tell any-one about today, got it?" he asked. Serenity nodded.

How the hell am I supposed to help two dim bats locked in the boy's toilets?

"Lead the way" Kaiba said in his I'm-so-bored-right-now voice.

They travelled down the lifts and to the main entrance he was about to walk out of the door when serenity said: "where are you going? The bathroom is just here!"

Now it was Kaiba's turn to be confused. He didn't think that they had male's toilets in the building.

"Why didn't you just ask front desk?" Kaiba asked.

"Because they are all girls here Kaiba, you and Mokuba are the only boy's"

What..? Oh yeah, whoops…. Kaiba thought.

So he got the master key and opened the male's toilets still wondering where these toilets came from and how Joey and Yugi got into the building without him knowing. When he opened them he felt his pants go wet. (And no he didn't pee. You sick minded people!) The door slammed shut behind him he tried to push it open but it was locked and he couldn't get out…..

END OF CHAPTER 1!

A/N: please R/R (in the nicest possible way…. Please?)