A/N: suppose that I should go on a sugar high more often?

Thanks sheikgoddess for review! And Saz, think. If the bathroom was flooded and he didn't wet himself what could've been?

DISCLAIMERS: I own nothing.

AAAHHH! MUM BOUGHT ME A TEAPOT! AAAHHHH!

CHAPTER 2!

I didn't wet myself, then why are my pants wet? Thought Kaiba to himself. Kaiba came to the conclusion that it was all a state of mind when suddenly…..

"Kaiba, did you wet yourself?" asked a voice.

Kaiba turned around and saw…. Hang on…. An Alien?

Kaiba screamed.

Then he realised that it was just Joey.

He screamed even louder.

And turned to run out of the door when he remembered that it was locked. (Please note that he remembered after running into it and having some difficulty pushing it.)

"OH MY GOD!" Yugi said running up to Kaiba and helping him off the wet floor.

Wet. (A/N does that answer your question Saz?) Oh. Crap.

"OH MAN!" cried Kaiba. "DON'T TELL ME THAT I HAVE TO PAY FOR WATER BILLS AS WELL!"

(He was sorta broke after sending all his crush's flowers, so anything to do with money always got to him.)

"I don't know why you buy water Kaiba." Said Joey. "You seem to have plenty, er… stored if ya get what I mean." He said that last part nodding to the front of his pants (where the water had er… landed.)

"So how did the water get on the floor?" Kaiba asked angrily. Placing his hands in front of the wet area so Joey would stop sniggering. For some reason it just made him snigger louder. Kaiba would never fully understand how immature people could be.

"The taps did!" Yugi said.

Kaiba turned and stared at him.

"Oh please. That's even worse than your: 'oh no! we can't continue the duel there's an evil force at work here!' from your dear friend Yami." Kaiba said snorting.

"Yeah well, Yami turned out to be right didn't he?" Yugi asked.

That shut him up.

"So you're telling me that the taps turned themselves on and started squirting every where?" Kaiba asked regaining his composure.

"Yep" Joey said.

Kaiba hit his head in frustration.

"Okay then. Show me the taps." Kaiba said in the most patient voice he could. (In fact he sounded so patient that Yugi actually looked at him in concern.

He was lead into a different part of the bathroom. (Okay, now how did Kaiba get a wet part at the front of his pants when the taps were in an entirely different area? I don't know, and I don't think I want to know. )

And there, standing, standing? Do taps stand on little legs? HANG ON! Kaiba thought. Something is not right! (Well done Sherlock.) TAPS DO NOT STAND!

He must've said that out loud because Joey said:

"Nah and I don't think that they are supposed to have legs either." (He was not being sarcastic.)

Kaiba carefully approached one of the standing taps and prodded it with a finger….. It moved! IT STRUCK OUT AT KAIBA!