Dear lily. No, I never finish the chapters I start.

So anyway:

Kaiba carefully approached one of the standing taps and prodded it with a finger….. It moved! IT STRUCK OUT AT KAIBA!

Fortunately for Kaiba, Yami crash tackled him to the ground. (now Kaiba is completely wet ON HIS BACK!) and Yugi thwacked the tap with the first thing he could grab.

Which was unfortunately Joey's head.

Kaiba was being dragged away from the taps by Yami. 9and Joey was being dragged away by Yugi, poor Joey.)

After Kaiba had stopped being dragged away he stood up.

"what are you doing here Yami?" Kaiba asked in his, oh-by-the-way-thankyou-for-saving-me-once-again-but-the-spot-light-is-actually-on-me type of voices.

"using the bathroom." Yami said. Then Yami actually looked at Kaiba and said: "guess we don't all have that luxury though, eh Kaiba?" glancing down at the front of his pants. (for those who didn't understand he was referring to the wet patch that is still there.)

Kaiba gave Yami the glaring of a life time.

Yugi, (who had just finished dragging Joey over) said to Kaiba: "see! I told you so!"

Yami, (who was glaring back at Kaiba, could this possibly be because he wasn't thanked?) turned to his Hikari and said: "you are always right."

Kaiba was about to point out that no! he wasn't. except for the fact that he couldn't remember a time when Yugi was wrong.

So instead Kaiba continued to glare.

Suddenly Joey woke up. (he was knocked out)

He stared at Kaiba and said: "That old man has to use a loo!" giggling madly like a little girl who had just seen 2 people kiss.

It then became apparent that the old Joey was back.

Yugi tried to pull Joey back to his feet but Joey started screaming: "AAAHHHH! MUMMY! THE BIG UGLY RAINBOW HAS COME TO ATTACK ME!"

At that point yugi gave up. Placing Joey back on the ground. All the while Kaiba was glaring at Yami, and Yami was glaring at Kaiba. They practically bore holes into each others heads. (unfortunately for Kaiba he was getting a hole bored into his head because of Yami's strange magical, um… magic.)

"so," said Yugi unaware of the hole in Kaiba's forehead "what are we going to do about the- OH MY GOD! YAMI, STOP GLARING AT KAIBA!" (in case you didn't realise Yugi just noticed the hole in Kaiba's forehead)

"but he started it!" said Yami in his whining voice.

"hahaha! Look at the ancient man! He has a exceedingly large hole in his forehead!" Joey said.

It was then that they realised that Joey was not normal. He never said anything with more than 4 letters in it! AND HE JUST SAID 2!

"oh no!" cried Yugi, "the taps have poisoned his mind! What are we gonna do?"

"I know what I'm gonna do." Kaiba said. He turned around and… CAME FACE TO FACE WITH THE MOST UGLY THING HE HAD EVER SEEN! He screamed.

Yami stared.

Yugi stared.

Yami sniggered.

Yugi said: "umm, Kaiba? That's a mirror."

Kaiba was saved the embarrassment because Yami swung around, and said: "does any-one else hear that?"

It sounded light.

Like a pitter patter of little feet.

Oh. No.

Yami screamed.

Kaiba screamed.

Yugi screamed.

Joey started singing the star wars theme song.

There, standing in a line were THE TAPS!