A/N I am so glad that I finally got it across that serenity was the villain! (hey auto correct is cool! I spelt something wrong, AND IT FIXED IT!) yes but I am still yet to reveal HOW the toilets came to be in the male bathroom….. the results will shock you…

AND THEY WENT IN…..

But as the door was being opened they hit something.

It was a dull thunk of something, hollow…

"wha-what was that?" The sweet and innocent little Ryou asked.

"Joey? Are you all right?" came a voice.

"MY HEAD! SOMEONE HIT MY HEAD!" came the unmistakable voice of Joey wheeler.

The boys entered the room. (or the men entered. Whatever.)

And there for the 50th time since Yami beat Marik they came face-to-face.

"Oh great. A toilet get together."

"DON'T CLOSE THE DOOR!" Yugi bellowed as it was slowly closing, suddenly everything went into slow mode.

The door was closing.

Yugi was leaping to save it: "nnnooooooooo!"

Joey was picking his nose.

And malik, marik ryou and Bakura were watching mouths open as Yugi flew through the air and….

Well I guess to put it simply he collided with the door forcing it to close very quickly.

So yet again they were locked in the toilets with those mutant beings… and no I am not talking about Joey, I am talking about the taps. DA DA DA DAAA!

"umm, excuse me but I gotta use the loo." Said Ryou.

"yeah me too," came the replies from malik marik and Bakura.

Now you are probably wandering what happened with the taps.

Well the taps had taken one look at mariks hair and ran back to the top of the er, basins.

And our very nice hero's (Yami, Yugi, Kaiba and er, Joey were not being very nice at all because they sorta forgot to tell the other guys about the..)

"OH MY GOD! PEARL TOILET SEATS!"

"OH MAN! THAT IS SO COOL!"

"YEAH GO KAIBA! SPLASH OUT ON LUXURIES!"

Kaiba's eyes went incredibly wide at this.

Oh.

Hell.

No.

NO! I DON'T WANT TO PAY FOR PEARL TOILET SEATS!

Poor Kaiba.

So any way.

Kaiba was slapping himself on the foor head forcing himself to wake up.

Unfortunately, this was no dream.

So Kaiba just ended up with red cheeks.

Suddenly in came Bakura and marik. Bakura noticed Kaiba's red face and frowned. Marik noticed Kaiba's unfortuatte wet patch and laughed.

Bakura saw what marik was previously looking at.

Marik saw what Bakura was previously looking at.

They pieced the pieces of the puzzle together and CLICK:

"hey Kaiba, you are aware that there are 5 toilets in there?" Bakura asked snidely. (I have no idea what that means. Just sounds EVIL!)

"and if you were so desperate why didn't you go before?" asked marik questionably. (ha I made a joke!)

"why you little…"

"AAAHHH!" came a scream.

"HIKARI'S!" both Bakura and Marik yelled. The ran to help and, instantly ran back into the room screaming.

"THE TAPS ARE ALIVE!"

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Ah the end of another chapter! R/R and you might find out more!