A/N: So it is true. I can't spell. Serenity was supposed to say: I'm a little teapot. Not I'm a little teatop.

Bugger.

So anyway where twas i?

Oh yes. The taps.

Thankyou for the reviews and er, yes SOME-ONE finally got the TEA pot concept. GO BLIETZGRIEK404! Thanks yet again! I'd also like to thank my mum, my dad and every-one else who has supported me during this catastrophe….

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THE TITLE OF CHAPTER: AW BUGGER! MY FINGRS HAVE GONE NUMB!

The taps pounced on Bakura!

Bakura screamed.

Yami screamed.

Marik screamed.

The board game screamed.

Ryou started to scream but his voice broke in the process.

So it sounded like:

AAAHHHowowrowtiphdsgAAdghfgadAAAHHH!111bkufgaugad!

Marik started laughing at Ryou.

Ryou blushed.

Every-one forgot about Bakura and the teapots.

Pity really.

They only realised he was gone when Ryou said:

"um, where has 'Kura gone?"

every-one stopped laughing and stared around the room.

"I'm right here!" said the voice of Bakura.

"…."

"I'm the mirror! YOU IDIOTS YOU LET THEM TAKE ME!"

"…."

"OH MY GOD A TALKING MIRROR!" said Joey.

sigh sighed Bakura.

Marik got up to have a look at the mirror.

"oohh! Don't look at him! He might break!" said Malik to his Yami.

Marik glared at Malik.

"oh Bakura I am soo sorry!" cried Ryou.

"eh." Said the mirror as Marik was studying it.

"if only I had taken better care of you! If only I had looked after you properly…." Said Ryou.

every-one in the room puked.

"I'll tell you something. The taps are evil. They have joined the teapots." Sighed the mirror. "I can't say much else except that they are terrified of Mariks hair and they want to know why Kaiba wet his pants."

Marik smiled and Kaiba blushed.

"I'm hungry!" complained Joey.

"you've already eaten the game pieces!" said Yami.

"and the free parking mone."

"oh and the hotels,"

"don't forget the dice!"

"alright I get the point." Grumbled Joey.

"oh well."

"I'M HUNGRY!" Joey WAILED.

"oh put a sock in it!" Yugi said massaging his head with his hands.

So Marik took off his sock, and shoved it in Joey's mouth.

"AHSHASEJB!" mumbled Joey.

Malik quickly removed it, glaring at his Hikari.

"why did you do that?" Marik asked his Hikari.

"we can't play when he's squirming." Malik replied.

"…"

"and also (he turned to every-one else) have any of you ever tasted a sock that hasn't been taken off in over 3000 years?" Malik asked.

"ummm, no."

"not really"

"why have you Malik?" Ryou asked interestedly.

"umm… no… I .. well, er should we umm get on with the game….?" Malik replied.

"we can't play. Joey ate all the pieces."

"speaking of Joey, why is he quiet? He hasn't talked for about 30 seconds, is he all right?"

they all looked down at the board and saw….

The monopoly board game had turned green.

And more taps were coming.

Only I don't think that any-one cared about the taps.

Or Joey really.

Infact I think they noticed a very nice painting on the wall labelled: Yami- Yugi.

"that's a nice picture of you isn't it Yami?" Yugi asked.

"Yami?"

"what?" asked the painting…..

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Tea had just sold a truck load of teapots around the world. Her plan would soon be in action…..

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A/N: my hand really did go numb! It's FREEZING!

R/R and who knows maybe I might freeze my hand again for you and write the next chapter. But in the mean time have to do my French!