All right. This is getting a little elongated! (Oooh big words) but before I begin I must tell you this.

We were taking twitch (puppy) to the vet and she puked, 3 times. Yes. It smelt TERRIBLE! But hey, she was all better when she got home!

Kaiba: that is gross!

Me: you are gross!

AAHHH! Kaiba IS TALLER THAN ME! NOOO! I AM ONLY 179cm!

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Tristen jumped back in shock.

"THE CD PLAYER IS TALKING TO ME!" he shouted and ran behind Ryou for comfort when something went….

Crunch…

"OUCH!"

And "sigh"

Tristen lifted up his foot and saw what he had squashed.

It was silver.

It had little legs.

Yes.

Tristen had just stepped on one of the taps.

"MUMMY" cried one of the taps on the floor next to the now deceased tap.

"Ohhh Man, what have I done?" Tristen asked.

He bent down and picked up the tap in his hands.

E little fella…" Tristen said.

"TRISTAN NO!" cried Malik.

AND THE TAP POUNCED ON TO TRISTEN!

"HIYAAAAAA!" it screamed.

But before the tap could do any real damage Marik said:

"Hey I HEARD Malik but where is he?"

And at the sound of Marik's voice all the taps in the room scooted out of sight.

Including the one that Tristen stepped on.

"AND WHERE IS YUGI?" cried the painting.

Every-one (well the people who could) looked around.

"I'm here" said Malik.

OR SHOULD I SAY THE CD PLAYER?

Yes. Malik was officially a cd player.

"Well now that that's cleared up shall we continue our game?" asked Marik.

"HOLD ON WACKO! WHAT ABOUT MY HIKARI!" cried the painting.

"waxzdgjmsg" replied a voice that sounded a bit like Yugi's.

"…" came the reply from everyone else as they all looked around.

"um, Yugi? Is that you? Where are ya mate?" Tristen asked.

"I am here." Said Yugi.

"huh?"

"I am the the…. Mtomiomththsthshmm"

"I'm sorry I didn't quite catch that." Said Marik smirking.

"I'm the toilet paper!" shouted Yugi.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Marik burst into laughter.

"your Hikari is toilet paper!" Marik said laughing.

"oh shut it. your Hikari talks trash all day!" Yami retorted.

"YOU TAKE THAT BACK PAINTING!" Cried Marik jumping up.

"YOU TAKE YOURS BACK AND I'LL TAKE MINE BACK!"

"NOT UNTILL YOU TAKE YOURS BACK WILL I TAKE MINE BACK GOT IT?"

"NO! YOU HAVE TO TAKE YOURS BACK BEFORE I TAKE MINE BACK OR I WON'T TAKE MINE BACK EVEN IF YOU DO TAKE YOURS BACK!"

"cough, cough" said Ryou very quietly.

"WELL IF YOU WONT TAKE YOURS BACK I WONT TAKE MINE BACK AND NONE OF US WILL TAKE OURS BACK!"

"COUGH, COUGH!" shouted Ryou.

Both Yami's turned and looked at him.

"will you both please be quiet I've got a bit of a headache…" he said. Each word getting softer and softer as each Yami glared at him.

"STOP GLARING AT MY HIKARI!" cried the mirror.

"NOT UNTILL MARIK APOLOGISES!"

"I DON'T CARE ABOUT MARIK, JUST APOLOGISE TO MY HIKARI!"

smash.

"Bakura!" shouted Ryou.

"oh ra no, I'M SORRY Bakura:" said Marik.

"seven years bad luck…." Said the shattered remains of the mirror….

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A/N yay! Reports came back! YAY! I PASSED! A sad thing though… it obviously counts for nothing coz I still had to do the dishes when Einstein practically failed and he got to go to his room and listen to music.

Will now go and pout.

R/R!