A/N: yay! A fanfic a day! That's how much I'm gonna write these holidays, and I got 3 weeks and a half! (please note that one of those days is gonna be used up for Harry potter reading.)

All right now then party ppl's, where was i?

Disclaimers: nothing ever mentioned in this story belongs to me. Got it?

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"oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no…" Marik was saying over and over to himself.

Actually he was saying it to every-one in the room, but no-one was listening.

"ba Bakura! I –I am soo sorry!" Ryou was saying in between tears.

"I GOT IT! I SHALL STICK YOU BACK TOGETHER WITH THIS GLUE I JUST FOUND!" SAID MARIK JUMPING UP.

"oh please do!" said Ryou.

But Marik was already busy at work sticking it back together.

"d'you mind dude?" asked the glue.

Marik dropped it in shock.

A COUPLE OF MINUTES LATER… EVERY PAST HUMAN NOW OBJECT IS SITTING, (YES. SITTING…) WITH ALL THE STILL HUMANS.

"ok, so lets recap." Marik said kneading his forehead, "Bakura is a mirror, Malik is a cd player, Yugi is toilet paper, Tristen is glue and Yami is Yami in a painting."

"Well what if they were turned into things for a reason?" asked Kaiba. "I can put my keen and penetrating mind to the task and come to a conclusion that can guarantee us out of here!"

"any-one understand that?" Marik asked looking around.

"nope."

"uh, was he talking about food?"

"not really…"

Kaiba went small eyed.

"ok. Big budda bang" Kaiba said.

"well why didn't you just say that in the first place?" asked Bakura.

Kaiba sighed.

"all right give him time to think." Marik said.

Kaiba closed his eyes, his skin on his face started to prickle, and when he opened his eyes he saw 2 pairs of large eyes staring back at him…

"GET OUT OF MY FACE!" he shouted jumping back in horror.

Marik, and Ryou moved back.

Fuming, Kaiba went back to putting his keen and penetrating mind to the task.

"GOT IT! I KNOW HOW WE CAN GET OUT!"

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A/N: to leave it there, or not to leave it there. That is the question.

No, I'm not that mean….

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"all right, heres a plan and if you guys don't agree with it too bad for you." Kaiba said.

"I second that, now every-one be quiet!" Marik said. (though no-one was talking.)

"Malik: cd player. to brake glass and cause confusion,

Yugi: toilet paper, used to wrap them up,

Tristen: glue, sticks them together so they can't fight,

Bakura: mirror, sharp when broken,

Yami: for no reason at all he is a painting."

"got that?" Kaiba asked.

He looked around.

But every-one had already left to go and fight the taps…

"but I haven't told you the PLAN! That was basics!" Kaiba shouted after them.

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A/N: to clear this up: everything grew legs so they could run.

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outside the building serenity was skipping off to see the boss and tell her how well things were going.

"dooododooodddoooo" she was singing happily as she walked down the streets.

As she enters the TL (teapots limited) tower she was greeted by Anubis lord of the dead.

"how are things going for the pharaoh?" he asked.

"oh, I'm fine thankyou!" said serenity.

"I meant the pharaoh." He replied.

"yes it is a little chilly." She said.

"THE PHARAOH!" he shouted.

"a blizzard you say?" she asked looking around outside. "Hm, really? I thought it was just windy.."

Anubis tried a different approach.

"is Yami dead?" he asked.

"HOW DARE YOU!" serenity said slapped him and entered the elevator.

"…." Anubis stared after her shaking his head.

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up in Téa's office Téa was sipping on earl grey, and laughing at how brilliantly her plan had worked.

"mwahahahahaha!" she laughed.

"no thankyou, I don't want any tea." Said a sweet and innocent voice from the doorway.

"I didn't ask that you dimwit! I was laughing!" Téa said.

"no really, it's all right! So anyway all the guys are locked in the toilets!"

"excellent" Téa said. "you have outlived your usefulness girl!"

Téa stood up drawing out a coffee maker.

"NO! NOT A COFFEE MAKER!" serenity squealed,

"yes a coffee maker!"

"phew, I thought for a moment that that was a coffee maker.."

but serenity said no more because she just swallowed a whole mouthful of blend 43, WITH NO SUGER IN IT!

"foolish girl!" Téa said.

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A/N: and so the plot thickens! Yes indeed. It does.

I have a feeling the next chapter is gonna be the LAST CHAPTER!

Oh well, you guys have been too kind to me! And don't forget to R/R!

And you could also read my other stories, wink, wink nudge, nudge.

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