A/N: why hello there! Yes I'm back! I know I said an update everyday but um, to put it lightly we over used our internet thingo by 124 so we were sorta like WHAT THE..? (I swear it was the teapots purposefully wasting precious giga memory whatchamicallits) so the story:

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Kaiba was sitting on the wet floor of the male bathroom.

BANG!

CRASH!

LALALALALA!

He had a migraine.

All that noise was driving him bonkers.

Yes indeed they were fighting back!

Well, every-one but Kaiba.

INSIDE WHERE ALL THE ACTION IS! (I'm gonna resort to the olden day batman style here)

Bits of Bakura flew everywhere.

PING!

Malik was on full blast to confuse the taps.

LALALALALA!

Yami was glaring at the taps.

GLARE!

Yugi was wrapping up the taps that were dead.

WRAP!

Tristen was gluing every-thing in sight.

STICK!

Marik was madly chasing the taps trying to s\catch one, but they were so sacred of him they just kept on running…

RUN!

Joey was eating them.

MUNCH!

Ryou was on the toilet.

FLUSH!

It was a long and hard battle but in the end they defeated the taps.

They did this by, pinging, laling, glaring, sticking. Running, munching and flushing.

Kaiba entered the room:

"I KNOW HOW TO DEFE-"

His face fell as he looked at the sight before him.

They had already beaten the taps

And every-one was crowding around Yami congratulating him.

Yes, it was like they were back in that virtual reality game that Kaiba had made. It was really with the "help" of his blue eyes that "Yami" was able to beat them, but if Kaiba hadn't given his BEWD in the first place then "Yami" wouldn't have won.

He sighed and left the room.

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Anubis was walking into the Kaiba Corp building. He really needed to go to the bathroom.

As he entered the bathroom, he was knocked out by the smell of socks.

Mouldy socks.

3000 year old socks.

And he fell in the doorway so that the door wouldn't close.

(Talk about coincidence.)

Kaiba spotted the open door, and the body, and walk through it, not the body though he walked OVER that, and out into the open, where he saw running down the street, teapots.

He rubbed his eyes.

No, there weren't any teapots.

(Well there were, but they had already run past)

"Yo, guys the door is-" he called back before he was run down by a bunch of guys.

Yes, poor old Kaiba.

But the good news was that every-one was back to normal!

It seemed that when they killed the taps, (they did this by holding up Marik's socks) they got there original bodies back, of course they were missing a bit of hair on there heads, (yes, the turning into humans again made them lose there hair) but other than that they looked as close to normal as possible.

"Yugi! YOU HAVE LOST YOUR HAIR!" cried Ryou.

(Ryou and Marik were the only 2 who didn't. because they weren't turned into objects)

"OH MY GOD NO!" cried Joey checking himself in a mirror.

(It was actually tinted glass but Joey couldn't tell the difference.)

"NO!" cried Yami. "IT TOOK ME THREE THOUSAND YEARS TO GROW IT TO THAT PERFECTION!"

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A WEEK LATER.

They had seemingly forgotten all about the fact that serenity was behind all of this, (well they thought she was) and Joey hadn't even realised that she had gone missing.

Until Tristen pointed that out.

"Oh MAN!" cried Joey.

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Meanwhile up in the very top tower of the very top room of Kaiba corp., (yes I know there's only one tower.) Kaiba was flipping through his mail.

Most of them were from fans,

But there was a big one.

A big RED one.

With WATER BILL printed across it.

He opened it with shaking hands.

And fainted.

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Meanwhile Yami and Yugi had gone to jenny and Craig's regrowing for hair.

Yes, every-one else's hair had grown back but there hair was special.

They needed help.

"Use this cream 5 times a day and the hair should grow back and no more pain!" said the front desk lady.

"That was the lamest rhyme." Said Yami flatly.

"I'm a poet and I didn't know it!" said the lady at the front desk.

"Um, we're gonna go now…"

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Téa was staring out of her window.

"Excellent…"

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A/N: well that's all folks! BUT!

I am thinking about doing a "Revenge of the teapots and Téa"

As a sequel to this. Tell me what you guys think!

BUH BYE!

Ohhh wait, you know how Joey didn't realise his sister was gone? That actually happened to me! I came back from camp and Tristan (my brother) was like: oh! Right, how long were you gone for?

So that's pretty much my life.

BYE!

THE LORDESS OF RUSTY SPOONS THANKS ALL HER REVIEWERS.

Bakura: you're pretty up yourself.

Me: get lost baldie! I'M WRITING!