A/N: I got reviews? seriously? I wrote this crappy story because i was in a funny mood! LOL!
vashsunglasses: LOL! did you really do that? thats pretty cool of ya:):):).
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Chapter 2: They Can Think?
"Oh stop crying, rat boy" said Snape rolling his eyes. "You remind me of Longbottom sometimes."
Peter stopped crying and raised his eyebrows.
Just then there was a knock on the door.
Snape looked at Peter. "Are you going to get that?"
Peter looked as though he was about to obey Snape for a moment, but instead of answering the door, he stepped towards the bookcase which hid his room and disappeared behind it.
Snape rolled his eyes. 'I have to do everything' he thought
Snape opened the door to find Narcissa Malfoy on the threshold.
"Oh great." he thought, sarcastically. 'Its a good thing i'm a good actor.'
Snape feigned a look of pleasant surprise and opened the door wider.
"Narcissa!" he said "What a pleasant surprise!"
But what he was really thinking "Why is it that everytime Malfoy is gone, is wife comes crying to me? Am i some kind of an agony aunt? I mean come on!"
'Severus,' said Narcissa 'May i speak to you? Its urgent.'
'But of course.' said Snape while thinking 'When is it ever not urgent?'
Another figure passed Narcissa and entered Snapes house.
"Snape," said the figure in a curt voice.
"Bellatrix," said Snape with a mocking smile "Stupid uninvited guest!" he thought.
Meanwhile, back in his room behind the bookshelf, Wormtail was listening at the door.
"Hmmm" he thought "That sounds like Narcissa...and i wonder who is with her..."
As if in answer to his question, Snape took away the bookcase illusion and revealed the open door into Pettigrews chambers.
"As you have clearly realised, Wormtail, we have guests,"
"Yes" thought Wormtail "Interesting ones. Maybe i shall listen at the door later...they're bound to say some interesting stuff. Like maybe one of them likesme!"
And Peter smoothened his hair (whatever was left of it) on his brainless head and said "Narcissa! and Bellatrix! How charming-'
But before he could finish, he was rudely interuppted by Sevvie
"Wormtail will get us drinks if you'd like them," he said "And then he will return to his bedroom."
Wormtail looked at Snape. It looked as though Snape was humming the 'Wait on Me' song in his head.
"I am not your servent!" said Wormtail
"No, you are my waiter!" thought Snape. But out loud he said "Really? I was under the impression that the Dark Lord placed you here to assist me."
"Ufff" thought Peter. "To assist, yes-but not to make you drinks and - and clean your house!'
"I had no idea, Wormtail, that you were craving more dangerous assignments,' said Snape 'This can be easily arranged: I shall speak to the Dark Lord -'
"I can speak to him myself if i want to!"
"Of course you can" said Snape. But he was really thinking "Of course you cant, you bald rat"
"But in the mean time," Snape continued "bring us drinks. Some of the elf made wine will do."
Peter hesitated for a moment, but then hastened to do the task. He didnt particularly want Snape to sing "Wait on Me".
While in the kitchen, making the drinks. There seemed to be only one thing going through Peters mind.
(To the tune of 'Just you wait 'enry Iggins' from My Fair Lady)
Just you wait Sevvy Snape
Just you wait
You'll be sorry
But you're tears will be too late
You'll be dead; I'll be happy
Will I miss you?Don't be crappy!
Just you wait, Sevvy Snape, just you wait!
Just you wait, 'Sevvy Snape, till you're in a fix,
And you scream to fetch Ol' Voldie double-quick.
I'll be off a second later And go straight to Harry Potter!
Oh ho ho, 'Sevvie Snape, just you wait!
Ooooooh 'Sevvie Snape!
Meanwhile, while Peter was making the drinks, For no apparant reason, Sevvie was thinking:
(To the tune of 'It's a Small World After All')
it's a world of imperio's, a world or tears
its a world of crucio's, its a world of fear
theres so much that we scare
that its time we're beware
its a cursed world after all
its a cursed world after all
its a cursed world after all
its a cursed world after all
its a cursed, cursed world
Okay i know i said the vows would be in this chapter, but i think that'll be the next chappie.