FORD BECOMES A MAN
One
day, Ford was admiring his new boxer shorts in the mirror. "Yes, I
am a MAN now. No more tighty-whiteys for ME."
Arthur entered the
room. "Ford," he was going to say, "have you seen my nail
clippers?" but it came out as a really unusual type of sound. The
sort of sound you might make if you entered a room where your best
friend was standing in his underwear admiring his reflection. It came
out a little like this: "Ford----warghmefe!----Sorry"
"Not
at all," said Ford cordially. "I was just admiring my new boxer
shorts. What do you think of them?"
"Very, erm, nice," said
Arthur shiftily. "What's that they say on them?"
"May
contain traces of nuts." Said Ford proudly. "It's sort of a
gag, you see. Like is printed on the candy boxes."
"Oh, I
see," said Arthur. He decided not to tell him and left the room.
THE END