Chapter 2!
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the hp characters or pokemon, or Steve Irwin. I only own Warty Hog.
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'Harry was partying all night long. The next morning he found himself wearing a loin cloth in the girls toilets where Dumbledore was wreaking havoc. Harry had apparently been hypnotised by a hynotistic monkey with a hypno disc!'
Dumbledore: Harry, we must all flee Hogwarts because the previous headmaster has returned!
Harry: Who was the previous headmaster?!
Dumbledore: Why a warty hog of course!
Harry: NOOOOOOO!!! Not a warty hog!
Dumbledore: Yes, he escaped from Steve Irwin's evil layer in Japan. He's after me because I betrayed him many years ago and stole his toothbrush!
Harry: You fiend!
'Harry then whips out a machine gun and does a matrix style shooting of Dumbledore. Dumbledore slides down the wall leaving a smudged trail of marmalade from his gaping wounds'
Harry: What's goooooing ooooooooooooon here?! Why marmalade?
'Suddenly the author (ME!) jumps into the scene, accompanied by his sister'
Author: Sorry Harry, if we wanna keep this story a PG we're gonna have to edit out the blood'
Harry: Oh, okay.
'Harry then licks a bit of marmalade off the wall'
Harry: TASTAAEEE!
Author: Come, sister, our work here is done.
'Sister finishes eating Dumbledore's hat and they get sucked down the toilet'
'Suddenly the warty hog arrives wearing a headmaster's hat. Then some fight music starts:
du du da du dum da du du da dum du da da du da du dum du da dum, pow du dum dum dum!
Warty hog: I'm here to take over Hogwarts with PIKACHU!
'Suddenly pikachu jumps in the room and starts saying his name in his incredibly annoying voice and a high pitched tone, over and over and over again.
Pikachu: Pikachu, Pikachu, Pikachu, Pikachu, Pika, Pika, Pikachu! Chu, Chu, Chu. Pi, chu pi, chu pi, chu pi, chu pi! CHU PI!!!!!!!
Warty hog; What, you want to chew some peas?
Pikachu: YESSSS! THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL EVERYONE ALL THESE YEARS!
Harry: Pikachu how could you betray me like this?! I thought we had something special last night!
Pikachu: Pikchuuuuuuuuuuuu.
'Steve Irwin jumps in the room'
Steve: This is a legend! Wiow! A Pikachu! Niow I'm gonna try and get him him in moy bag so the evvvil austrailian doctors will experiment with him'
'Steve jumps on Pikachu and gets him in the bag'
Steve: C'mon Skip I've gotta take this one back to the lab!
'Steve jumps out the window'
Warty hog: NOOOO! PIKACHU!
'Harry picks up a weasel'
Harry: I put my trust in you weasel. Fly, fly with all your might. Harry throws the weasel. Once again everything seems to go in slow motion while it flys through the air. It hits warty hog. It makes a hole in warty hogs head and marmalade spews on the floor. Warty hog collapses on the floor and dies'
Harry: I WIN!
'Harry runs round the school, and then suddenly he hears the leprechaun inside his head saying'
Leprechaun: You done great laddie, now you know what to do! BURN!!!!
'Harry nods with an insane grin and runs off with a flaming torch'
Ron: What are you doing Harry that's my bed?!
' Harry had been burning the bed'
Harry: I did what the leprechaun said! HAHAHAH! HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!
Ron: Hey that looks fun!
'Ron picks up a torch and starts burning things aswell.
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I would like to thank my reviewer and my sister for helping me write the second chapter.
Stupid fact: Albus Dumbledore in Latin means white bumblebee. Hmmmmmmmm?