Hey, part 2 up! And it's hilarious if I do say so myself.
Replies!
teenRAVENtitan: Oh, you will find out what Beast Boy was up to very very soon here. It's really quite hilarious...as I said before...
Coolcatjas: Raven is going to see a LOT ofstrange thingsin this part, and it's really funny...
AnimeKittyCafe: Thanks! Hope you like it!
Teleportal: Thanks, and you'll find out why Raven doesn't want to feel soon.
starrobfreak4: She can feel all emotion. And as for Chex Mix...well, I'll see if I can get a flashback from the story I'm borrowing the OCs from. That'll explain it.
phoenix09: Oh Sweetness, the Paperclip Maniac herself! I am deeply honored.Thrilled that you like it since these OCs are you and Qzie's characters. YOU'RE AWESOME!
Qzie: I LOVED STRANDED! Robin and Starfire forever!And yeah, hotels with cable are sweet...thanks again for letting me use your characters! You have a kind spirit, my friend.
Disclaimer: I don't own Teen Titans, and I don't own the original characters. Yeah, sad, isn't it?
Around two o'clock that afternoon, there was a knock on the Titans' door. "I GOT IT!" screamed Beast Boy at the top of his lungs, turned into a cheetah, dashed to the door, turned back, and opened it. Thirteen people stood at the door. "We got the right place?" asked a green-eyed girl sternly.
"Yeah, I'm Beast Boy! I heard you're good at making people express emotion, and my girlfriend kinda won't…" explained Beast Boy, trailing off when he saw all the blank stares on the peoples' faces. "Uh…come in." He led the people in, and brought them to the living area. "You can wait here," he said, before going someplace that he didn't inform the thirteen friends of.
"Well…" said a guy wearing an "I LOVE PIE" t-shirt. "This is weird."
"No kidding…" said the green-eyed girl.
Robin walked into the room at that point in time, and saw the strangers standing around in the middle of the room. "Who are you?" he asked.
"Emerald," replied the green-eyed girl. Another girl with a hat started to speak, but Emerald interrupted. "I'll introduce. Girls, over here-" The girls separated into a different group- "and guys over there." The guys then moved over on a different side of Emerald. "On the girls side is Q-"
"Hi!"
"And "K"-"
"Hello!"
"Then Radar-"
"What's up."
"Blondie over there-"
"Hi."
"And Hazel-"
"Hi!"
"And lastly Selena," concluded Emerald.
"And what about the others?" asked Robin.
"Jerry, Pyro, Bobert, Hydro, Copo, and TH," said Emerald quickly. "If you spot any of them besides TH with a match- RUN."
"Hey!" protested Jerry, Pyro, Bobert, Hydro, and Copo.
"Not OUR fault we're pyromaniacs!" defended Hydro.
By now, Robin was thoroughly scared. "What are you all doing here?"
"Teaching someone how to express emotion effectively," said "K".
"Who?" asked Robin.
"We have no idea. That one green guy hired us," explained Pyro.
"You mean Beast Boy?" asked Robin.
"Yeah, him," said Q.
"Okay, here's who you're teach- uh-oh," said Beast Boy, dragging in Raven, and noticing that Robin had discovered the guests.
"Beast Boy, you have a lot of explaining to do," said Robin, crossing his arms.
"Uh…heh-heh…they said they could make people feel, and Raven won't…" laughed Beast Boy nervously, pulling at his collar. Then he sighed. "Okay, what are your names?"
The entire group groaned as they split up again and Emerald re-introduced them. "Now who is the subject?" asked Emerald impatiently.
"I'm supposing it's me," said Raven flatly.
"Yeah, it's Raven," said Beast Boy, scratching the back of his neck nervously.
"Okay, give us some Chex Mix, and let's see what we can do here," said Jerry, rolling up his sleeves and rubbing his hands excitedly.
Step One: Find the Problem
"Okay Raven, this is Q, and she is unendingly happy. If you can withstand her without blowing anything up, you can do anything. This is a part of our three-step program," said Jerry, pointing to a bouncing girl with cute little pigtails and ribbons in her hair. They had set up in an old room that the Titans had long since forgotten. Q smiled brightly as she stepped in front of Raven.
"Why won't you feeeeel?" asked Q cutely.
"Why are you so perky?" asked Raven.
"Ah, ah, ah! I'M asking the questions, thank you!" said Q. "Why won't you feel?"
"Because it makes Beast Boy more of an idiot than he already is," replied Raven.
"Aw come on, it's just GOTTA be something else!" said Q. "So tell or face the PAPERCLIP MANIAC."
"The Paperclip Maniac?"
"If you saw Emerald 86 a zombie monster with a paperclip, YOU'D BE SCARED, TOO," said Q nervously. "So why won't you feel?"
"I made something explode accidentally and figured it was too dangerous still."
"Mmm-HMMMM, very interesting."
"Why is it interesting?"
"I have no idea. TH! I NEED YOU NOW!"
TH came into the room. "Okay, what's up?"
"I think we're going to get into big-word area soon," said Q.
"Oh boy…a girl version of Beast Boy…" thought Raven.
"Okay then," said TH.
"Alright, Raven. You say you made something accidentally explode. Care to describe that? Oh, and use small words if you can," said Q sweetly.
"Beast Boy was making me really annoyed by dragging me by the wrist and running around everywhere screaming that I was doing something and I quote, 'nothing's blowing up', and then a kettle or something like that exploded," summarized Raven.
"Got all of that, Q-zie?" asked TH.
"Yeah, TH. I understand," replied Q. "What can you make of it?"
"Maybe all the things Raven was freely feeling combusted into making the kettle explode," thought TH out loud.
"Yeah, maybe. That sounds scientifical enough to me," said Q. "Now that we've found out the big problem, we can start step two!"
"What's step two?" questioned Raven, feeling a little bit like a lab mouse.
"Admitting you have a problem," answered TH.
Step Two: Admitting You Have a Problem
"I need to do what?" asked Raven in disbelief.
"Admit you have a problem," said Blondie.
"But my problem's already been found."
"Yes, but you need to admit it," said Hydro.
"Why?" Raven was getting a little irritated.
"Because we say so," said Radar. "So DO IT."
"Fine! I have a problem with admitting I have a problem because it's POINTLESS!" shouted Raven, storming out of the room, muttering "Azerath, Metrion, Zinthos".
"Well, her temper doesn't need help showing," commented Hydro. "Right up there with Emerald's." They heard something shatter in the hall.
"We're going to need more Chex Mix," said Blondie.
Step Three: Learning to Feel
It took Raven a day to admit she had a problem without getting annoyed.
Then the lessons began when the Titans weren't fighting crime. They started with…
Lesson One: Happiness
"Oh no, you again," groaned Raven as Q bounded into the room cheerfully.
"Hi Raven!" said Q. "How are you today?"
"Okay…" said Raven.
"Good! Okay, now can you show me a smile? Like this…" Q grinned broadly. "See?"
Raven sighed, and half-smiled. "Good enough?"
"Come on, that little half-smile won't work. Give me a grin!"
Raven smiled just a little wider.
"Gooood, Raven, but a bit more!"
Raven started feeling pretty good as she smiled more. "This feels…nice," admitted Raven.
"Now giggle!"
Raven's face fell. "Next lesson."
Lesson Two: Anger
"Okay, you want to see pure rage?" asked Jerry excitedly. He, Hydro, Copo, Bobert, and TH were teaching Raven about anger.
"Sure why not," shrugged Raven.
"Okay. Bobert, go," instructed Hydro, and Bobert went to the door.
"I don't see her," said Bobert.
"She can hear you well enough," said Copo.
"Okay…" said Bobert nervously, then he cleared his throat. "EMERALD! HEY, EMERALD! WE NEED YOUR HELP WITH SOMETHING!"
"Maybe now I'll find out what this 'Paperclip Maniac' thing is all about," thought Raven to herself.
"What do you want?" asked Emerald.
"Oh, we're teaching Raven about love, and figured you're the perfect example," started Jerry, before all the guys shouted, "LOVER-GIRL!"
Emerald turned red with fury. "I'M GOING TO PAPERCLIP YOU ALL!"
"Ohhh, look at the Paperclip Lover-girl," teased Copo. "And with Pyyyroooo as her Lover-Boy!"
"Awwwwwwwww!" sighed the boys mockingly.
"Emerald and Pyro sittin in a tree; K-I-S-S-I-N-G; First comes- AAAAAAGH!" screamed the boys as Emerald tore out her paperclip and charged towards them. The boys dispersed, and Emerald kept running after Copo.
Meanwhile, Beast Boy and Cyborg were playing video games, and Cyborg was winning again.
"So, how are Raven's lessons going?" asked Cyborg.
"She learned happiness from Q yesterday, and she's learning anger today from all the guys except Pyro. Not sure what's going on with that," answered Beast Boy.
At that exact moment, Emerald and Copo came sprinting in with Emerald almost caught up with Copo and Copo screaming in such a high pitch, he sounded like a chipmunk.
"That didn't look good," said Cyborg, and he and Beast Boy ran after Emerald and Copo.
From the distance, you could see and hear a screaming figure fall from the top of the Tower. "What was that, Mommy?" asked a little girl.
"I really don't know," replied the little girl's mother.
Hope you all liked that! (Props to phoenix09 and Qzie for the ingenius characters they made) I'll try to get the next chapter up this week!