Hey! Justletting you know, this chapter is about the OCs and what exactly they're talking about (since I got permission! As Starfire would say, GLORIOUS!)Okay, time for replies!
Coolcatjas: Oh, the "love" lesson is indeed going to be veeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrry interesting...I'm still deciding on what OC couple should teach her that.
teenRAVENtitan: why thank you very much! I think you'll like this chapter.
Qzie: Ohhh, come on, Q's so sweet and innocent, she's GOT to have ribbons! But if you say so...pouty face Anyways, you think my reverence for the Paperclip Maniac is frightening, eh? Well, in that case...
paperclip maniac: Oh my! My humble little story is graced once again by the Paperclip Maniac! I'm trying to scare little Qzie there, think it's working? LOL. Thanks bunches, I owe you guys so bad!
AnimeKittyCafe: Glad you liked it!
warprince2000: Well, in this chapter, the OCs summarize their story.
ATTN TO ALL READERS: The OCs in this story aren't mine, they belong to Paperclip Maniac and Qzie (who is frightened by my reverence to the Paperclip Maniac). They have part of the story that the OCs are in, called English Paper, under Qzie's account on fictionpress! Please see bottom for more details.
Disclaimer: I own nothing in this chapter. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. (Waaaaaaaaaaaah, my life is a lie!)
Chapter Two: A Long-Due Explanation
It was the afternoon after Emerald threw Copo off Titan Tower. Copo lived, but broke his left leg, and was in a cast and on crutches. Robin had gathered the thirteen "teachers" and the other Titans into the main room for a meeting concerning the "teachers".
"It seems you people have a lot of inside stories that you haven't shared with us," observed Robin, walking back and forth in front of the other seventeen. "Care to explain?"
"It's a long story. Over one-hundred and fifty pages worth," said Q. (A/N: Quoted the REAL Q on that)
"We apparently have time," said Raven.
"Well, let's start at the beginning," said Emerald, pulling out a giant transcript. "Fate brought the Sedden-thing, and it brought the students as we-"
"Just tell us what happened!" said Beast Boy impatiently.
"Okay. Ehem," Emerald cleared her throat, "It all started when me, Jerry, Q, and "K" wanted to know what our monster math teacher- quite literally- the Sedden-thing actually was."
"So, we staked-out, and found out…" trailed off Q as Jerry burst out screaming, "IT HAD GIANT CLAWS!"
"Uh…yeah…then we fought it, and thought we killed it, but it survived, then Emerald made it have a heart-attack or SOMETHING, then it actually did die…" concluded "K". (A/N: That would be "The Tale of the Sedden-thing")
"Two months later, we found out that the Sedden-thing had returned as a zombie that was haunting the school," started Emerald.
"A zombie haunting a school?" said Cyborg skeptically. "You sure it wasn't a ghost?"
"TRUST ME- it was a zombie," said Jerry.
"Then we got Radar, Bobert, and Pyro in on the spying and told them we were having a stake-out that day, and they came and stuff," said Q.
"But when we got there, Emerald had been captured by the Sedden-thing, and the Sedden-thing disguised herself as Emerald," said Radar. "Then when we were waiting in the math room, Jerry, Bobert, and Pyro went out to get something to eat."
"And we were just messing around and stuff when Jerry fell down a trapdoor," said Pyro.
"You PUSHED me!" yelled Jerry.
"Yeah, but it wasn't on purpose," said Pyro, shrugging.
"Whatever. When I landed on a thing of hay, I found the real Emerald locked up in a cage, just like she should be, but heroically got her out," said Jerry bravely.
"No you didn't! You couldn't get that lock open if it were only a deadbolt!" argued Emerald. "I had to use a paperclip to get myself out!"
Jerry slumped. "Yeah, whatever."
"Then the rest of us found them, and that's when Emerald paperclipped the Sedden-thing," said Bobert.
The Titans blinked in confusion. "Paperclipped?" questioned Robin.
"Yeah, y'know, taking a paperclip and brutally murdering or attacking something or someone with it," explained Radar.
The Titans looked incredibly scared.
"Anyways, the next day, we found out it still wasn't dead," continued "K".
"That's when Copo, me, and Blondie came into the picture," interrupted Hydro. "We got locked into the school after everyone had gone, and so we were keeping watch for any zombie-like activity…okay, we were slacking off in a major way, but…aw, go ahead, Emerald."
"Then one thing led to another, and I sent Q and "K" after Jerry, Pyro, and Bobert, but Jerry and Pyro came back before the others, so I sent Jerry to look for Q and "K", cuz Bobert was running around all over the place, and me and Pyro went to check out the math hallway and got captured. Your turn, Bobert," said Emerald.
"When I came to from knocking myself unconscious, I saw everyone feeling around the wall, and they were looking for a switch to trigger one of the trapdoors, and Jerry found one, and then we all went down to the underground, and managed to free Pyro, but not Emerald, cuz Q's a moron, and then we went up against the Sedden-thing again, and Q blew up, but then the Sedden-thing had a zombie army this time, and only me, Jerry, and Hydro fought against it cuz Pyro had to find something to get Emerald out of the cage and the rest of them got scared and ran away and we beat the zombie army then we beat up the Sedden-thing and stuff and destroyed her once and for all and then Emerald and Pyro finally admitted that they liked each other and I think they woulda started to make out if we hadn't interrupted, and that's the first part of the story," said Bobert in one gigantic breath.
The Titans blinked in amazement. "That certainly is interesting…" said Starfire, not finding anything better to say.
"Next part! Take it away, Copo," said Hydro.
"Okay. We went on a camping trip, and before too long, there was a giant thunderstorm and the lights went out and then me and the guys blew up the camper…uh…mostly me…" said Copo after seeing the glares from the other guys. "Then we got lost and then we found Hazel, but she had amnesia so we named her- oh, you tell it, Hazel."
"Thank you. They named me Ingrid Doodleheimer, and then we built a shelter and had to live off Chex Mix, then Emerald and Pyro had a fight and broke up and then the rest of us ditched the guys, and then Emerald found Q's ex-boyfriend TH, and we developed a plot to make Pyro jealous and it worked and before too long, me and Jerry got together, and after a while, Emerald and Pyro got back together, and so did Q and TH, and then we got chased by a killer squirrel and found our way back to civilization and then I think we can skip what happened on the second camping trip, right?" asked Hazel. (A/N: Qzie, old friend, said you would have to see the story on fictionpress to find out about that. More info at the bottom)
"Yeah, I guess…" agreed Emerald. "Even though it WAS funny."
"But that's when me and Copo got together," said "K".
"Well, what about Selena? Where did she come into the picture?" asked Cyborg.
"Um…on Halloween, we wanted to set up a haunted house, and we chose the old Von Richter house that was rumored to be haunted, and it was, by Selena and her brother Victor, because they were ghosts," said Bobert, eagerly telling the story. "Then blablabla, we unhaunted it, and then me and Selena got together because she and Victor turned alive again, then we got your phone call, and here we are!"
"Well…that explains a lot," said Raven.
"Okay, now-" started Robin, but he was interrupted by the alarms going off.
Continuing. If you people like this story, you'll love Qzie and Emerald's (aka the Paperclip Maniac) story "English Paper". If you want to read it- AND WE ALL HIGHLY SUGGEST YOU DO- just go to: www. fictionpress .com / rainangel03 (without the spaces, of course) and click on "English Paper". Trust me, you guys will LOVE it!
Also, I have a question for you. Should Cyborg be paired up with on OC (namely Blondie or Radar) or Bee or Jinx? It's up to you. Majority rules, if I don't get any votes, I WILL PICK AN OC. Thanx bunches!