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Qzie-of-rain03: Soooo, you actually signed in, eh? LOL. You are most welcome for the pathetic advertising, and you shall see more of it because I love your story! And as to whether the characters will fight…you shall see.

teenRAVENtitan: Thanks very much! And yes, you SHOULD read English Paper, because little Qzie and Paperclip Maniac are two excellent writers…and I owe them! LOL

Coolcatjas: Heck YEAH English Paper is just as funny as this story, probably even more so!

warprince2000: Your review made me laugh because it was the exact same as last time…

satusimpson: Thanks! Man, your review made me think of Cyborg as a hippie…LOL! That's a funny image!

darktrigue: Thank you very much!

Pyrotechnic: Well, I think that only applies if you're going to use THAT EXACT character.

phoenix09: My awe towards you still scares Qzie, but I bet that you're not minding it, are ya, chica? LOL. You're so awesome, like the awesomest… And Cy with TWO girls? You have a twisted mind, my friend…a twisted brilliant mind… Did Qzie read your review, cuz that would be frickin hilarious if she did…I can totally see her going all "WHAT THE HECK DO YOU MEAN, BOTH OF THEM!" and slapping you repeatedly…ROTFL!

Disclaimer: I don't own the Teen Titans, or the original characters, but I do own a pair of pants and the bad guy! (I really wanted to own something…)

"What the…" stammered Robin as the Titans took in the scene before them. There was a giant red dragon destroying the city.

"DUDE, that's not good!" shouted Beast Boy. The others anime sweat-dropped.

"Thank you, Captain Obvious," said Raven.

"Titans, go!" shouted Robin, and the group started attacking. Starfire flung starbolts at the monster, Cyborg shot at it, Raven threw giant objects at it, and Beast Boy turned into a T-Rex to start fighting with it. That's when they heard something peculiar.

"TAKE THAT, YA BIG BULLY!" came little Q's squeals from the ground. She was pounding on the dragon's foot with everything she had. Meanwhile, Emerald was attacking the foe with a paperclip, and the others? Well…

"Where did they get that cannon!" shouted Cyborg.

"Why are our other friends fighting with the dragon?" asked Starfire.

"That's a good question, Star," said Robin. Then he did a double-take at the sight that was before him. "WHAT…THE…!"

"WHY DOES THE SICKENINGLY HAPPY GIRL HAVE A MACHINE GUN!" shouted Raven, then became a little surprised at what she just shouted.

"Hold on…WHERE DID THEY GET ALL THOSE MACHINE GUNS?" shouted Beast Boy.

Indeed, every single one of the visitors had a machine gun, and they were all firing at the dragon. And it was working. Within seconds, the dragon was defeated. The group grinned while Robin looked at them skeptically.

"WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?" ranted Robin to the thirteen "idiots", as he had dubbed them, once they got back to the tower. "YOU COULD HAVE BEEN KILLED!"

"We were bored, and you guys are out of pie, by the way," said Jerry.

"I won't even ask about that! The point is, you are here for one reason and one reason alone- to teach Raven how to feel!" yelled Robin.

"Chill dude, they got rid of the dragon quicker than we did," defended Beast Boy.

Robin glowered at Beast Boy. "I'll let it go this ONE TIME, but don't let it happen again!"

"Fine, but you know you liked us fighting," snapped Emerald as the thirteen "idiots" walked from the room.

"In the meanwhile, come on Raven, we're going to teach you about humor!" said Jerry.

Beast Boy's eyes instantly lit up, and he ran after the others as they led Raven into the "classroom" saying, "Oh, THIS I need to see!"

Sorry it was so short! I promise the next chapter will be long and very, very funny… Please rate and review, and go to fiction press and search for "English Paper", okay? Because it is, and I quote Qzie, "coolest cheese".