(Longest disclaimer ever)
Ryelle:Mwahahahaaa! I have taken over the story !Mwahahahaa!
Inu cast: Nnnnnnnoooooo! Wolfie say it aint so!
Wolffox:(Reading L.S.'s A.S.O.U.E by a lake) Board voice Oh no the evil chipmunk has taken over the story. If only the Baudelaires were here they'd think of a way to save the poor helpless Inu cast
Inuyasha:(vain mark on forehead) we don't need help from two little kids.
Ryelle:Hey! You can't call me a chipmunk in the disclaimer
Wolffox: Of curse I can Chipmunk. Besides you are one after all.
Ryelle: I am not a Chipmunk! You dumbass!
Wolffox: (Puts book down) Ooo you lie. You're a demon chipmunk discyuised as a 13 year old girl! You sound too much like one not to be!
Ryelle: Shut up and do the disclaimer!
Wolffox:Fine we'll finish this later chipmunk! Oooohhh Narakuuu!
Naraku: WHAT!
Ryelle: Someone's snappy today.
Wolffox: Do the disclaimer.
Naraku: Why should I?
Wolffox:(reaches for gun slowly)
Ryelle: ( snatches gun away from Wolffox)Maybe you should just do the disclaimer.
Naraku: humph
Ryelle: Naraku, if Wolfie kills Inuyasha in this chapter, will you say the disclaimer?
W/Inu: WHAT?
Naraku: The human and chipmunk demon do not own Inuyasha.
Ryelle: I AM NOT A CHIPMUNK!
Wolffox: Ha-ha! Yes you are! Inu will no be dieing in any of my stories! I mean look at him you wouldn't kill a guy with dog ears, would you?
Naraku: I would.
R+W: Shut up we don't care what you think.
(Ch:5 Ryelle's chap)
"It's raining. It's raining. It's raining." They chanted. They being the kids of course. Shippo growled, since they had been repeating that since the downpour began a little more than half an hour ago. At lest that's what Kagome's watch said it felt much much MUCH longer. He was about to kill some of them (Rye: Not literally, folks! I'm new to this 'fanfic writing' stuffajiggers)
"EEEEIIIIKKK!" Kid Kagome shrieked.
Shippo turned quickly. "What is it now!" He demanded
"Inuyasha splashed me and gotted me all wet!" She said throwing a tantrum.
"You were PLAYING in the RAIN! You were ALREADY wet!" Shippo muttered. However, Kid Kagome's tantrum continued, while Kid Inuyasha laughed at her. (Rye: Wow my chapter sucks so far. Wolfie was right, Writing is hand cramping)
Finally, Shippo located the umbrella, and gave one to each 'child', while they fought over who got pink , why Kouga got the 'pretty blue one', and that nobody wanted yellow. Shippo sighed.
(Rye: I can't wait to get back to writing the disclaimers.)
Shippo and the 'children' were on their way to kaede's village. They passed by the sacred tree Kid Kag: Does any one else have a strange daysha'vu feeling? Every one else: What's daysha'vu mean? , having taken a detour through the forest.
Suddenly, Shippo smelled something that wasn't quite human, but not a demon or animal either. He remembered smelling the same thing during the fight between Inuyasha and Kouga.
Shippo heard a giggle. He looked up, instinctively. A girl in a bright-green kimono sat on one of the highest branches of a tree. She giggled again and jumped down, landing as if she had fallen from a foot hi.(Rye: My writing sounds a lot like Wolfie's, it's true. But that's because I proofread for her)
The giggling-child-witch eyed shippo and the kids for a moment before she started bunny hopping up and down on and grinning. "Good work! Good work, Mariko-chan! You amaze even yourself sometimes!"(Rye: At this point Wolfie would usually say something like 'She's scaring me!' or ' Well we know she's not modest.' But when I showed it to her she seems to be on some miny vacation in the disclaimer with Naraku probably planning how to rule the world)
Shippo Stared. ( Dead pan look? I don't really know if that means drop-mouth, but it sounds close enough.) This child was the one who changed them!
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