Kipsie: I'm on a roll...chapter three.
Yusuke: twirls finger Whoop de doo.
Kipsie: Hey, be quiet. Onward read while I beat Yusuke with a shoe.
Before Kei was sure of what was going on, the evil children had her hogtied on the couch, and cacooned in toilet paper.
"You little runts! Get me outta this!" She squirmed, trying to break free of her toilet paper prison. "Man this stuff is tough. You can you stand using this crap?" She asked, looking at the miniature twits that had done this to her. Keiko followed Yusuke and Kuwabara as they started running around the house, chanting "NA NA NA GOO GOO."
Shuichi slowly waddled towards her, watching his three chanting friends.
"I'll get you out Miss." He said politely, ripping the toilet paper and untying the ropes.
"Thank you Shuichi." Kei said, grateful to stand up again. She squatted down and eyed his outstretched arms for a moment. She finally figured out what it was he wanted, and picked him up. "Oof kid, what have you been eating?" She asked, placing him on her hip.
"Ok every body STOP!" Shuichi blinked at her loud voice, his eyes widening. All three of the wild toddlers froze in place, eyes creeping in her direction. "Ok, we're going to clean up the kitchen, give you little rodents a bath, and then you are going to bed, no questions asked. Ok?"
"NO NO NO!" Kuwabara and Yusuke started chanting, banging their little balled up fists on the coffee table. They looked at Keiko, waiting for her to join in at any moment.
"Guys, maybe we should do what the big lady says." Keiko suggested shyly. Shuichi nodded in agreement.
"Hiei? What do you have to say to that?" Kei asked the five year old, hoping that he would make the majority vote with her.
"Hn." His little face remained dark yet emotionless. He hadn't moved from that wall since Kei arrived.
"Is that a yes?" Kei asked Keiko and Shuichi, both of whom shrugged. "Well, we'll say it's a yes." She put Shuichi down, and turned to the obnoxious duo, who were still chanting.
"Ok, democracy has spoken, and we're gonna clean up the kitchen, take baths, and go to bed!" She yelled above their chanting. They stopped, looked at each other, and started their furious pounding. Kei sighed and rubbed her head.
"Ok, we're gonna play a game!" Kei shouted, feeling slightly desperate concidering the house was a near wreck.
"A game?" Four of the five exicited tots yelled in unison, their eyes wide and happy.
"yes, a game. Ok, the first to get in the kitchen wins this round." Kei was almost knocked over by the wave of kids who were now consumed by competition. She ran into the kitchen, and was greeted by groans.
"Hiei! That's not faire, you're not allowed to do that. It's not our fault we can't run as fast as you!" Keiko was scolding Hiei, wagging her little finger in his face. He glared at her angrily.
"Ok, who was here first."
"Me!" Everyone shouted.
"Well, Hiei was." Keiko admitted.
"Ok, Hiei won. Here you go Hiei." Kei held out a small candy. Hiei snatched it and started walking off unwrapping it. "Oh no you don't shorty." Kei grabbed his cloak, holding him back. "You're helping."
Within five minutes, Keiko and Shuichi were washing dishes, Yusuke and Kuwabara were mopping the floor, and Hiei was giving the needed supplies and items to the other four.
"Well, this is nice." Kei said, sipping a soda.
Kei was so into her soda, that she didn't notice when Hiei stumbled apon a little secret.
Kipsie: Ahaha. Chapter four is gonna be the best. I can't wait.
Yusuke: blinks What are you doing to me?
Kipsie: Nothing that you will remember in the morning.
Yusuke: Uh oh....