Kipsie: Ahaha. Yay.

Yusuke: A nana.

Kipsie: Don't be snotty with me.

Yusuke: walks away

Kipsie: blinks Ok, whatever. Onward read.


Hiei's eyes widened. He quickly grabbed several bottles and ran towards his room. Curious, the others followed, sneaking past Kei who was answering the phone in the master bed room.

"What is it?" Keiko asked, looking at Hiei's arms which were wrapped around his cloak. Onto his bed, he dropped five bottles.

"Oooooooooo!" Everyone said, reaching for the bed. Hiei took his own bottle.

"Wait...what is it?" Kuwabara asked.

"Sake." Shuichi answered, eyeing it nervously. "Are you sure we're supposed to drink this Hiei?" He asked, still eyeing it as if it were poison.

Hiei was busy gulping. Yusuke joined in, and pretty soon empty bottles littered the floor.

"Yets get...da more." Yusuke said, swaying a bit. The group wabbled into the kitchen, where Hiei leaped up onto the counter and grabbed the remaining bottles. They were back in Hiei's, becoming more wasted by the second.

"It's quiet...too quiet." Kei looked around. "Twirps? Brats! Where the crap did you go! Please don't get into any more trouble!" S he ran around the house frantically, passing by the closed door to Hiei's room several times. She stopped only when she heard a thump and several giggles.

The door slowly creaked open, and five innocent faces smiled at her. Each set of eyes looked almost glazed over, and no one was sitting still. They were each swaying, unsteady on the floor or the bed, wherever they fell.

"What is going on?" She asked, knowing the all too familiar sight of drunks.

"No-no...nothing." Keiko stuttered. She broke down into tears, curling up in a small ball.

"Um...it's ok...I think. Just...stay in here....and uh...don't break anything." Kei closed the door.

"Oh yeah, great kids my ass! What the crap am I gonna say when their parent's get home? 'Hey yeah, you're kids got wasted...so uh...if they don't wake up in the morning due to alcohol poisoning...sorry!' Holy crap Mesa...just wait until I get you."


Kipsie: Sorry this chapter was so short...I'm kinda pressed for time...as in one minutes before bed time. Isn't the idea of a drunk baby Yusuke, Keiko, Kuwa, Hiei, and Kurama just hilarious? Anyway...review please g2g.