Kipsie: Ok, Chapter 5! /nothing happens/ Oh, I forgot to push the button. /pushes button/

Somewhere on the globe, Justin Timberlake gets slapped.

Kipsie: Alright then, Onward read!

Kei had moved to the couch, not wanting to think about the daunting task of taking care of five drunken kids.

She rubbed her head. Those kids are gonna be terrorists when they grow up I swear. She smiled at the thought.

"Mrs. Fox wady." A small hiccupping voice said.

"Go away kid."

"Usu-usuky...usuke growed...growed up." Keiko was stumbling over her words between hiccups.

"Usuke growed up what?!" She tried to decipher the message. Who the crap is Usuke?

"Wait...Yusuke?" Keiko nodded. The light bulb turned on.

"Oh no..."

Kei picked up Keiko and carried her to Hiei's room.

There stood Yusuke, his whole front covered in vomit. He was looking at the ground, where there was a small puddle.

"Oh my god." Kei breathed, covering her mouth. "Ew ew ew EW! OK! BATHTIME!" She grabbed his clean hand and lead him to the bathroom.

Yusuke splashed in the water while Kei cursed him and tried to find a place for his dirty clothes.

"Why am I stuck with you guys? I bet you and your cronies planned it like this. I bet they're drawing on the walls, puking on the furniture, burning down the kitchen." Kei heard barks and happy screams. "Terrorizing the dog. Wait...they have a dog?!" Kei abandoned Yusuke and ran to the back yard from where the screams were coming from.

The kids were huddled around a dog house, where a small golden retriever was hiding.

"Ok, time to come inside." Kei urged. The three kids remained in place.

"Wait, three?" She counted again. "Crap, where's Shuichi?!" She ran back inside, and started tearing the house apart searching for him.

"The little demon's probably halfway to talking over the world by now." She muttered as she tossed a couch cushion behind her.

It wasn't long before Kei was opening the door to Hiei's room, which was still littered with empty bottles.

Shuichi was curled up on the floor asleep, sucking his thumb.

"Well, one less devil to deal with." Kei said, gently picking up the baby Shuichi and tucking him into the bed in the master bedroom.

Once he was tucked in, Kei raced back to tend to forgotten Yusuke, hoping he hadn't drown. And to her dismay...

He hadn't.

"My you've kept yourself busy." She said, leaning on the door frame.

Yusuke had obviously wished to warm up the water in the tub, because steaming water was pouring into the over flowing tub. Who knows what he was thinking when he turned on the sink, broke the pipe, and started shoving toilet paper down the toilet and flushing.

Kei moved into the bathroom, thankful that they weren't on the second floor.

"Wait, this place doesn't have a basement does it?" She asked, looking skeptically at Yusuke, who shook his head furiously in that cutesy two year old way.

She turned off the water on the sink and bathtub, and unplugged the toilet, throwing the wet and soggy wod in the trash.

The whole time, Yusuke stood by the door, looking as though he were about to burst into tears. Kei was screaming all sorts of things at him like "You're such a loser kid! How many people in the world could screw up some one else's life so badly?!" Not that Yusuke understood what was truly going on, or that the obsceneites that you aren't allowed to say on MTV unless it's bleeped meant what they did...or that maybe it would be a bad idea to repeat them in the presence of others.

Kipsie: /in zombie like state/ DUN DUN DUN! /falls asleep/

Kurama: /looks around, wondering how he got there/ Uh...review please /nervous smile/

Yusuke: /pokes Kipsie/