Kipsie: I hate writing.

Yusuke: Then why do you do it?

Kipsie: Because I can. And I like to torture you.

Yusuke: -rolls eyes-

Kipsie: Onward read.

It had taken a good hour, and more running then Kei had ever wished for, but eventually all five kids were snuggled into the master bed, sleeping of the sake. Even in his sleep Hiei was separated from the cuddling group, a little lump under the comforter broken off from the larger clump. Kei was at least glad for him if nothing else. So far he hadn't caused any trouble (since she didn't know who had found the cabinet full of sake).

Kei, now left in the buzzing silence of the house, was left to wander aimlessly until the parent's came home.

"Wouldn't be surprised if they never came home. I wouldn't want to live with those little devils, you couldn't pay me enough. I'd kill myself first." She flopped down onto the couch, yet another can of soda in her hands. "Hope they don't mind." She murmured to no one, inspecting the can in the light.

In the ten minutes of silence it had taken her to doze off, all hell had broken lose.

"HEY! YOU KICKED ME!"

"NO I DIDN'T! YOU MUST HAVE BEEN DREAMING!"

"STOP YELLING!"

"YOU STOP!"

"SUT UP!" Keiko's voice roared, her words still sounding slurred.

"What are you doing? You're supposed to be sleeping like normal kids, not causing any trouble what so ever, so that I can leave five minutes before you're poor unfortunate parent's get home." Kei stood in the door way, almost furious that her moment to rest had been interrupted.

"Kuwabara kicked me!" Yusuke shouted, going back to jumping on the bed.

"NO I DIDN'T!" Kuwabara also started jumping

"Stop it! My head hurts! Don't jump! I don't feel good! Guys stop!" Keiko whined, trying to push past Hiei to get out of bed.

"Ah shit...ake." Kei grabbed Keiko and set her down on the floor, not needing another puddle of grossness to clean.

"Don't hit me!"

"Don't kick me!"

"I didn't kick you!"

"I didn't hit you!"

"Yes you did!"

"Yes you did!"

"Stop copying me!"

"Stop copying me!"

"GUYS! SHUT UP OR I'LL SMACK YOU! DON'T THINK I WON'T!" Kei screamed, inching closer to the boys who were engaged in a fist fight. They had started rolling around the bed, rolling over Shuichi, who had been sleeping this whole time.

"Ow! That wasn't nice!" Shuichi stated as he sat up, rubbing one eye. Kei was near her breaking point. She grabbed Shuichi and Yusuke, and left Kuwabara rolling over himself until he rolled right off the foot of the bed. Yusuke laughed, causing Kuwabara to grow more angry.

"OK GUYS! WE'RE GOING FOR A WALK! AND IF YOU AREN'T ASLEEP BY THE END OF IT...I'LL BEAT YOU ALL WITH FRYING PANS!" Kei yelled, grabbing hold of Keiko's hand. Keiko some how jumped up into Kei's arms, and pretty soon Kuwabara had pulled her towards the bed to jump onto her back.

"Guys, get off me...I mean it, I can't carry all of you...please...get off." Kei pleaded, trying to move under the weight of four children. Before she knew it, Hiei was clinging to her leg, using her foot as a chair. "You don't expect me to walk down the street like this do you?" She asked, halting just before the door. All five toddlers nodded.

They had been walking just long enough to bring them away from the small neighborhood and towards a convince store.

"Ok, when we go home, you're walking." Kei ordered, placing each kid on the ground and watching as they ran in circles, but stayed close enough so that they wouldn't have to endure another screaming fit from their easily angered babysitter.

"Hi Person. I'm Yusuke. How the f are you?" He said, holding his hand out towards the person, who looked at him with a mix of surprise and disgust.

"Do your parents let you talk like that?" He asked, kneeling down to eye level with Yusuke.

"Why the hell wouldn't they?" He smiled, and ran towards Kei.

Eventually growing bored, the kids started pulling on her pant legs, yelling things like "Get me some candy" "I want soda" "get me popcorn" on and on and on until eventually Kei was clamping her hands down over her ears.

"OK YOU NASTY LITTLE HEADACHES! I'LL GET YOU WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT!" She pulled out a twenty dollar bill and led them each into the store.

Within thirty seconds, Kei was standing at the counter with an ice cream sandwich, seven bottles of soda, five kind sized candy bars, and three bags of chips. Kei grumbled at the twenty even total, and with her large grocery bag in hand, she started out the door.

"Hey shead! Have a nice day!" Yusuke yelled, waving behind him. Kei snatched him up, and ran out the door, ignoring the look of shock on the store keepers face.

Kipsie: And that is how Yusuke came to swear.

Yusuke: -grumble grumble-

Kipsie: -giggles- Review!