Kipsie: Sorry it's taking so long to update...
Yusuke: /laughs at self/
Kipsie: Ok, Yusuke, I hate to break it to you...but you aren't THAT funny.
Yusuke: /stops laughing and glares/
Kipsie: Well onyvey...onward read.
Kei dragged a screaming and kicking Yusuke behind her, with Keiko, Kuwabara, Shuichi, and Hiei huddling around her legs asking her questions about Yusuke. Yusuke continued screaming, trying to pull away from Kei's angry grip as she screamed at him for embarrassing her in public. She was once again throwing obscenities at him, her voice echoing in the empty night.
It wasn't until an hour later that she got the now exhausted toddlers home. The fight home was enough to cause the little rodents to fall down on the floor, drifting into the peaceful toddler sleep that is lost to anyone older then six.
Laying on the couch resembling the half lifeless blob that she felt like, Kei turned her head to gaze at the peacefully sleeping children.
"Thank god the little heathens finally went to sleep." She muttered through a yawn, turning over in the couch and resting her head on her hands. Just as she was starting to doze off, warm and cuddled into the dog haired couch, the phone rang.
Five people screamed, and Hiei simply muttered something under his breath. Kei glared at him before answering the phone.
"Kei!" Mesa screamed joyously.
"What do you want?! Why are you calling now?! WHERE THE HELL ARE THE KIDS PARENT'S ALREADY! IT'S MIDNIGHT!" She scolded, raking one hand through her hair.
"Hey! I'm sorry ok! I just got home, and I remembered that I forgot to tell you something."
"Great, what did you remember that you forgot to tell me? THAT THE LITTLE BRATS ARE BENT ON THE DESTRUCTION OF THE EARTH?!"
"Oh come on Kei...they aren't that bad."
"Mesa, you don't know that half of it. First they tried to burn the house down, then they got drunk and tried to kill the dog, after that Yusuke decided that he wanted to flood the house and turned on every faucet in the bathroom and clogged the toilet, then they made me carry them to the store where they bought a tone of junk food and Yusuke swore like mad!"
"That can't be good."
"NO SHIT!" Kei screamed, forgetting momentarily about the five children who were staring at her with rather blank expressions.
"Well, all I wanted to tell you was that the parent's are going to be away...so you'll be babysitting until Monday." Kei looked at the calendar that was hanging over the fire place.
"ALL WEEKEND?" She screamed even louder apon realizing that it was only Friday (technically at Midnight...it'd be Saturday...but whatever).
"Yes...but I'll be there with you. Don't freak out, I'll get there around 9 tomorrow morning. They'll still be asleep by then. See ya then!" Mesa clicked the phone down, leaving Kei in a state of terror. And they were still looking at her.
"OK YOU LITTLE FREAKS! SHOWS OVER! GO BACK TO SLEEP!" Kei shouted, dropping down into the couch heavily. As if scared, they flopped back onto the floor, and started fake snoring...until eventually they lulled themselves to sleep.
Kei as well slumbered...until the ever curious eyes of Kuwabara decided to open.
Kipsie: Ok, sorry that chapter wasn't that great...and it was short and stuff. But ya know.
Yusuke: /looking extremely bored/ Review...
Kipsie: Yeah...listen to the twice dead reject.
Yusuke: HEY!