Kips: -eyes computer warily because it's making a loud noise-

Yusuke: -tries to use will power to make it explode-

Kips: Just like to say, thanks to all teh reviewers, but mostly Dakotah Martyn cuz that was one hell of a review…two hellz of reviews –ponders- any old hoo, I'm gonna write now. Onward Write…or…in your case…read

Hiei took a cautious look around, and quietly pushed open the glass door to the waiting room. Beyond the door lay a big white world full of bright sterile hallways and many many things to potentially destroy.

He took a few quiet steps into the hallway, eyes adjusting to the sudden white brightness. After a short pause, he took off as fast as his little legs could carry him (damn fast…)

The hospital was a world like Hiei could never imagine. Constantly silent, with annoying beeping noises, and voices, some times hushed, some times on a p.a. system. The hallways were wide and winding, and even though Hiei grows up to be an evil and overly mature young man, as an unrealistically aged five year old, he found it quite amusing to jump up and down, attempting to push every button on the elevator, which he eventually succeeded in doing by staying on the elevator for three hours and when people asked what floor he wanted, he simply pointed and they would press the button. He was very very proud of himself.

Hiei spent the good part of the next six hours running from elevator to elevator, running down hallways, and sneaking around unsuspecting nurses and doctor's legs so as not to get caught.

Kei and Mesa walked out of the examination room, a casted hand and oversized hospital bill later.

"You actually left them alone!" Kei shouted upon hearing the news that they had to stop and pick up the children from the waiting room.

"Come on Kei, what kind of trouble can they cause in a waiting room? There's a bucket of toys and a bunch of chairs. They're not great, but give them a little credit." Mesa lectured, opening the door.

Inside, Keiko and the two little girls were still playing house, which consisted of mainly two year old gibberish and Barbies which hopped around making high pitched cute "bopping" noises. Yusuke and the little boy were also playing with the toys from the bucket, and this play consisted of Yusuke ramming the little boy's car with his fire truck while making evil ramming and screeching noises. The little boy's car prevailed, by leaping onto the fire truck and eating it.

"You no eat truck!" Yusuke said. The little boy simply stuck out his tongue

"I win!"

"Nuh uh!"

Shuichi and Kuwabara were still sleeping soundly.

"Yeah huh!"

"Nuh uh!"

"I'll take Little Red Riding Hood." Kei said, picking up Shuichi artfully with only the use of her left hand. Mesa grabbed sack-of-potatoes Kuwabara with a slight "oof".

"Nuh uh!"

"Yeah-"

"Nuh uh! Nuh uh nuh uh nuh uh!"

"Hey, you didn't let me finish!"

"Nuh-" Just as Yusuke was about to throw in his next obstinate "nuh uh", Kei took one foot, and gently placed it into Yusuke's back.

"Come on get movin'." She ordered, pushing Yusuke foreword. The little boy cried.

Keiko saw that Yusuke was leaving, and gave one of the little girls her Barbie, and quickly got up and waddled over to Yusuke. She grabbed his hand and pulled him over to Mesa, then looked up at her with big brown eyes.

Mesa looked around the waiting room, and Kei was about to put her first foot out the door.

"Wait." Mesa said, holding her arm out and catching Kei in the ribs so she couldn't move. "One two three, oh my god." She almost started crying.

"What, what what what!" Kei asked, seeing the sudden fear that had crossed over Mesa's face.

"We're missing Hiei!"

Hiei ran giggling down a hall, stopping only when he collided with a long pair of legs, and landed flat on his butt. He looked up at the owner of the legs with his curious red eyes, and the owner of the legs crouched down to look at little Hiei.

"Hello…" The doctor said, smiling at Hiei who returned the favor with a blank glare. "Where are your parents kid?" He asked, taking note of the make up laden face of Hiei. Hiei continued to glare rather halfheartedly at the doctor. "Hm…" The doctor stood, deep in thought. "Well." He bent down and picked Hiei up, causing Hiei's left eye to twitch. "I'll take you to registration and maybe they'll know what to do with you."

Three flights of stairs and a walk down a corridor of "awwwwws", the doctor placed Hiei on the marble counter top of the registration desk.

"I found this little guy running around in the cardiac unit. What should we do with him?"

Kei ran as carefully as she could, trying not to jostle sleeping Shuichi too much. Her head was constantly spinning every which way, hoping to spot the small blob of black that was Hiei. She dashed past the cafeteria, past the front doors, past the gift shop, past the registration desk. She slammed to a stop, and took a couple careful backwards steps, eyes fixed on the registration desk.

There stood a doctor, and next to the doctor, standing on the desk, was a blob of black.

"I know that blob of black…" Kei muttered, taking quick, and immensely large steps towards the black blob in question.

"Excuse me," She said, tapping the doctor on the shoulder. "That evil red eyed munchkin, he's mine." She said, reaching out for Hiei who for one reason or another, latched onto her arm. She winced, since she had no other option but to offer him her broken arm.

The doctor eyed baby Shuichi, and then took a look at Hiei, then looked Kei up and down.

"Uh…"

"Oh thank god you found him!" Mesa yelled from behind Kei, causing several people to look up. She ran over to the desk, with sleeping Kuwabara, and wide eyed Keiko in her arms, and Yusuke holding onto her neck for dear life. The doctor turned his eyes to Mesa, and did the same curious scan for her as he had for Kei. Kei laughed, only imaging what could be going on in the doctors mind.

"Sorry about any trouble he might have caused. We're babysitting and I broke my hand." Kei stated with a bright smile, grabbing Hiei with her right hand and supporting him on her hip with a lot of effort. "Thank you once again." Kei turned, and strode proudly out of the hospital, a gleeful Mesa tagging along behind.

-Finally at the Heathen Headquarters…-

Kei kicked open the door the moment Mesa unlocked it. She was in no mood to still be stranded with a bunch of kids.

"Mesa, you watch these dudes all the time, why can't I just go hooooooooooooome!" Kei cried, holding her highly injured wrist.

"Ok one, never EVER call them dudes again. Two, Kei, you don't even have to do much, please just stay! I'll even make a deal with you. Go take your shower, and then you can lay on the couch, and I'll put in a movie, and you can keep track of them. I still have a lot of cleaning to do because you-"

"THEY!"

"They made such a mess." Mesa said, accepting her correction.

"Fine!" Kei stormed off to the bathroom.

Kips: That's it for this chapter, tune in next time to see how I decide to torture Kei

Yusuke: -laughs at the waiting room kid who's still crying-

Little Boy: -cries- REVIEW –cries-