After a day of getting to know Washu. I had decided she would be the perfect shaman queen for Ryu! She was smart, funny, musical and cute! All the perfect qualities a man like Ryu needs.

I decided to set them on a date. By writing fake love letters to them both. It was the most brillient idea. Since Tokagero has neater handwriting he did it for me instead. First one was to Washu.

"You are sweet and bubbly, your eyes look like diamonds, that sparkle in the night-sky,

I long to see the in the dark and your eyes can light up my life. Have you got that written down?" I said to Tokagero.

"Yes, teacher," Togakero replied being cheeky.

I gave him an evil stare. Togakero continued writing the love letters. I was walking up and down. Keiko came in with the shopping. I would usually do it but I was too caught up with setting Ryu and Washu up that I totally forgot that I never let Keiko do the shopping. Everytime, she does the shopping she brings back the weirdest things.

"Hello! I am home. How is my bird?" Keiko said.

Keiko lifted up my mask and kiss my lips. She put my mask down and smiled at me. I took one look at the grocery bags and pulled out the cereal box and just freaked.

"What the hell?" I asked.

The box said New Yorkee-os! The Big Apple cereal. It had marshmallow apples, stars, bells and other famous N.Y stuff. I never did trust Keiko with the shopping. I remember one of the dates we went on before we got married. We went shopping for food for my parents house. They were on Holiday to DisneyWorld Florida...

June 1983 Summer of Love

Year of Madonna's Pop Career (Actually it is still going...)

"Now, we need milk, bread and cheese. Father really like his cheese."

"Oh Mikihisa look! Milkey Ways! They look so tastey!" Keiko pointed out.

I looked at her. She was wearing the clothes that Madonna wore in her Desperately Seeking Susan days. It was hot back then. Though Keiko looks hot in anything.

"Put them in the cart," I replied.

Then soon afterwards, Keiko put more junk in the cart. Why did I say yes to them all? B'coz she is hot! I was in love. IT WAS THE DAM HEATWAVE OF 1983!

"That is a total of $72.82," said the store assisent.

I looked at my money "I only have $70.12."

"Well, take the milk, the bread and the cheese and you will have an enough."

The store assisent took the milk, the bread and cheese outta my cart and threw them somewhere else.

My father was not pleased to not find his cheese. Whoo! I should be a rapper!

"Don't you remember honey? I asked if I could go shopping and you said yes while placing cookies on a plate and pouring some glasses of lemonade. Store bought lemonade."

Tokagero was holding in his laughter.

"GET BACK TO WRITING!"

"Yes, sir," he replied.

"You know that store, Sparky's?" Keiko began.

Sparky's was the place where the flashback scene took part. That was the store that overcharged me! I don't shop there no more now. I have had more bad luck there than in front of a black cat.

"The store assisent remembered us! She was asking how you were getting on. I told her we were married!" Keiko said being rather pleased with herself.

The letters went out the next day. Washu woke up to find a letter with her name on it. Shocked, clueless and excited she teared the envelope and read the letter. She became more clueless.

"You are sweet and bubbly, your eyes look like diamonds, that sparkle in the night-sky, I long to see the in the dark and your eyes can light up my life. Have you got that written down? What? Who writes 'Have you written that down?' in a love letter? Aw crap! Secret admire! I hate those kinds!"

I walked up to Washu with some lemonade and cereal. Washu looked at me and laughed.

"You should open a lemonade stand with all that lemonade you have."

"The sales of lemonade have gone down. I am helping them bring it back up. Try cereal with lemonade!" I said.

I poured lemonade in the cereal and then started eating it. It didn't taste so nice. Actually it tasted bad.

"Mikihisa! Are you alright?" Washu jumped.

I swallowed the cereal "I will be ok. Unlike this cereal."

Ryu came in. Whistling a love song! A Shania Twain love song! The Shania Twain song Forever & for Always! Keiko loves that song. We had to update our song from Shake your Love by Deborah Gibson to that song!

"I love that song," Washu said stopping Ryu's whistling.

Ryu blushed "So do I. I think it's beauitful like you."

"Aww... that is sweet. More sweet than this love letter I recieved!"

Washu passed Ryu the love letter she recieved. Ryu read it and looked at it the handwriting of it. He pulled out his letter and looked at it.

"I thought it was a letter from the bank so I never opened it. Wonder if it's a love letter also. But who writes 'Have you written that down?' in a love letter?" asked Ryu.

Ryu sat down next to Washu and opened his love letter. He looked at both letters and smiled.

"Hey! We could go and meet our dates together. What will I wear to meet my Shaman Queen?"

"I always did like that jacket you always wore. Let your hair down. That would look cool," said Washu.

"I'll take your advice for once. You are the lady. Should I shave or not?"

"Shave," said Washu.

It was working! I was so happy that I did something I totally regret doing. I wish I thought twice before I decided to announce my amazing idea.

"Lets go and get some ice cream!" I announced.

Told ya it was a mistake.

We went to the local ice cream parlor which was the most expensive also...

"I want strawberry!" Ryu announced.

"Chocolate Mint for me!" Washu said.

Keiko was taking forever to choose. She looked at the choices they had. Very carefully and slowly...

"Vanillia... Hey! Wasn't Vanilla the name of a rocker? Or was that the name of the 80's answer to Ashlee Simpson?" Keiko began.

"Vanillia Ice is a rapper. Milli n Vinili are the 80's answer to Ashlee Simpson just choose, Keiko!" I banged on.

Keiko looked at the chioces.

"What is the brown stuff?"

"Mrs Asakura that is chocolate," Washu pointed out.

"Lady do you want a free sample?" the Ice cream guy asked.

"Yes, please."

The guy gave Keiko FREE ICE CREAM! Keiko's family never let her have ice cream. They believed it was evil. I realised why they thought that when Keiko went running around crazy. Ice Cream made her hyperactive. I should have remembered that when her parents told me that on my Wedding Day.

Mikihisa & Keiko's Wedding

"DON'T DARE CHEAT ON MY DAUGHTER!" her mom began.

"OR BECOME AMISH!" her dad told me.

Her dad to me to the side and put his arm around my shoulder and looked worried.

"Most of all. Don't let Keiko have ice cream."

"Why?" I asked confused.

"Just don't!"

Keiko was running around like a hyperactive child worst than the time, Yoh ran around in his underwear at Sparky's shouting he was a caveman and he has 3 girlfriends like the show, Captain Caveman and the Teen Angels. (Another reason I don't shop there any more...)

I was chasing after Keiko. Ryu and Washu sat a table eating their ice cream and watched while I chased my wife who by this time was running around the store naked! No kidding.

"KEIKO! COME BACK HERE AND PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON!" I shouted.

"You can't tell me what to do. Lindsey Buckingham can though!" Keiko cheered.

"Is Keiko always like this?" Washu smiled.

"No, she is not. She is usually a lot less worse."

Washu moved closer against Ryu and Ryu put his arm around Washu. They were finished thier ice cream and waiting till Keiko was calmed abit. Washu rested her head on the left side of Ryu's chest.

"I can feel your heartbeat," Washu said. "It's beating gently."

Ryu looked at Washu and smiled. He got his hand and put Washu's long brown hair behind her ears. They laughed at the sight of an old lady picking up Keiko's E32 Bra cup. I had hold of Keiko's shirt, jeans and panties. She was dancing naked on the tables. That day, the ice cream parlor had the most male customers for a long time and they made a fortune outta my wife!

We got home from the ice cream parlor. Keiko was asleep and in her clothes. Togakero met us at the door. He wanted his ice cream so badly. Washu knew he was there despite the excuses Ryu made. By covering her eyes.

"Where is my ice cream?" Togakero demanded.

I said nothing. I passed him the doggy bag of ice cream and Tokagero went off. Ryu and Washu were giggling at me and that whole inciddent. It was coming clear what my in-laws said to me on my Wedding Day.

Tokagero watched Washu and Ryu giggling into the room where Ryu slept.

"You know, Washu and Ryu forgot about their date," said Tokagero.

Tokagero took one look at Keiko and looked confused.

"What is up with Keiko?" asked Tokagero watching her sleep "And her shirt is on backwards..."

"She goes hyper over ice cream. I totally forgot what my in-laws told me."

"Ice cream... Made her hyper? How unusual. What about Ryu and his girlfriend? Any updates on them?" Tokagero asked.

I stayed quite. I laid Keiko down on the sofa and watched her asleep. It was than I noticed her shirt was on backwards but I really couldn't be bothered to do anything. Keiko keeps me on my feet.

"In the morning. More love letters, Tokagero," I said.

Just then, I fell alseep. Tokagero looked at me. Then sighed.

"Lazy bum. Why can't he write those stupid love letters. This fanfic should be called Tokagero the love letter writer or something like that! Lazy bum!"

To Be Continued...