The Love Bugs

SUMMARY: When love sick Yami is depressed of his "loneliness", he looks to his friends for a love life! He decides to try and find love in each friend by falling for each of them, hoping for one of his friends to fall for him! Is Yami hopeless in all of this…or….will he find love in maybe…Seto, Joey, Tristan, or even the fav. Yaoi couple of Bakura and Malik! You'll have to find out yourself.

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Chapter one: Anzu

Yami and Yugi are talking in Yugi's room, Yami not having his own body makes Yugi talking to him look…a little…weird. But getting back, Yami is feeling depressed over….well… anyways, Yugi, being the big help that he is, is trying to calm dear Yami…,

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE DEPRESSED," see…biggg help there..."YOU HAVE NOTHING TO BE SAD OVER."

"I'VE BEEN TRAPPED IN THAT DAMN PIZZLE FOR 5,000 YEARS; I...NEED…SOME LOVIN!" He sighs and thinks maybe if he just had his own body, he might…get some babes! But sadly nothing would help him. "Am I destined to be alone?"

"You have me."-

"Yep…I'm alone." He sighs yet again.

He gives Yami an evil glare, neglecting to notice that Yami could care less what he's doing. "Whatever Yamster…but anyways…Anzu is coming over, so…DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID! Okay?" He goes to window to watch for Anzu….b/c we all know that feeling between the two that makes some gag and some giggle. (I'm one of the ones that gag).

He sighs "fine," but then he thinks…about…Anzu, "no…wait….Yugi, let me switch with you."

"NO…wait, why?" Looks away from window.

"Can't you just trust me?" Puppy face.

"Nope" Didn't even think about it.

"You didn't even think about that!" Weird how he knew, no?... "Now then…YOU'RE GOING TO SWITCH WITH ME NO MATTER WHAT!NOW SWITCH!"

After the fancy light show, Egyptian theme music, and Yugi screaming 'YUGIOH' , they finally switch. And Yugi gets mad. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE SWITCHING WITHOUT NOTICE YOU JACKASS!" See told you he was mad.

"Shut-up and take it like a man," Yami looks out the window, "besides…Anzu is here!"

He doesn't like it but Yugi finally decides to shut his mouth! He really didn't want to argue in front of her…plus he wanted to see Yami make a fool of himself! Anzu walks up and knocks on the door. knock knock Teehee - sound affects! "Hello…is anyone home."

Yami pops out of nowhere, "Just me baby!" purrs

"OH…MY…GOD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO HER?"

"Shut-up, you're ruining my mojo"

Seeming a little puzzled "You…have a mojo? I don't even have a mojo, and I get the babes! I WANT A MOJO!" He finally calms down a little.

"Would….you…HUSH!" Takes a deep breath, "Thank You…now then to my dearest Anzu. How are you feeling my love?" Looks into her, currently, heartless eyes.

Anzu with her disgusted look can do nothing but laugh at his attempt! But then she speaks o "Me….your…love? That's funny pharaoh! Now what is going on here?"

Stares at Yami.

Puzzled by her reaction Yami is stuck on what to say… "N…nothing but my unconditional l….love for you my sweet! I want to grow old with you, have children with you, I want to…"

Stops him mid sentence, "HOLD IT RIGHT THERE BUB! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE! HARASSING ME LIKE THAT YOU JERK!"

-confused Yami has no idea what to say….but suddenly gets an idea! "Anzu hold on! YUGI SWITCH!" After the fancy light show, Egyptian theme music, and Yugi screaming yet again, they switch!

"I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU….NO RANDOM SWITCHES!" Notices Anzu and calms down. "Ummmm…hi Anzu." - blush much.

"Psssst…Yugi try to help me out here! Tell her how super cool I am .!

"Ix-nay on the alking-tay!" Pig Latin, so you know.

Anzu sees Yugi and she light up! Just watch. "YUGI….thank gosh you're here," See what I meant, "I was worried. The pharaoh was starting to freak…me…out!" Leans in to whisper… "I think he's gay." -

Yugi chuckles. "Yeah I think so too."

Yami over hearing this convo, isn't very happy! "YUGI YOU JACKASS, YOU'RE NOT HELPING MY SITUATION, NOW SWITCH!" Fancy light show, Egyptian theme music, and Yugi screaming yet again! "Now then…I'm back!"

"STOP SWITCHING!" Yugi starts breathing heavy.

"HUSH, now Anzu you've given me no choice but to go to plan 'C', a plan I didn't want to go to! Now then…I'll be right back darling!" And with that he went into the next room!

Just then jounoichi(I think I spelled it right) showed up at Yugi's doorstep. For this story…I'll just call him Joey, k? "Hi Anzu, sup!"

"Nutin but the pharaoh's ego…how bout you? All though…she really wasn't interested!

He smiles… "Nutin but the ceiling b…..oh my god!" Joey points behind Anzu!

"What," She turns around to see Yami…standing in the middle of the room….but naked!

Yami being the only one smiling says, "Well…surprise my dear!"

"Oh….my…..god…" Then speechless Anzu faints right then and there and that sight!

Yami is perplexed but still manages to talk….unfortunately! "Wh…wh….WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED! I don't get it Yoog?"

"It's easy asshole….she fainted at the sight of…well that!"

"But….but…that wasn't supposed to happen!"

Yugi sighs. "Look…why don't you just give up on Anzu and leave her to me, k?"

"Fine, but who else is there!"

Joey looks up from Anzu's unconsciousness to Yami….than to Yami's face -! "Ummmm…well now…yeah I have to go to the thing….sooo….Bye!" And he runs straight out the door!

Yami starts to think then speaks…. "Hmmmm….Joey! I wonder….?"

TO BE CONTINUED