Here's the chapter of 2…..if you like chapter one, I hope this chapter is just as good. As we saw in the last chapter, Yami was forced to give up his "love" for Anzu….. yeah…. love…. sure….? But anyways, Yami goes to trial number 2…..Joey….!Enjoy!

Ohhh…. And in case u were wondering… this is written in 3rd person! I hope that clears some stuff up!

Ohhh, also….. this is were the Yaoi comes in (and the bad language is here to stay)!

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Chapter two: Joey

After Yami's… "situation" with Anzu, Yami decides to take a different route with his new love…Joey. This time he decides to…plan ahead with this one! But then again, Yami has never been the best person when it comes to….relationships! But he'll never give up, unfortunately….

Yami is out using Yugi's body….shopping! Wondering of his so called "true love"...let's watch "Yugi….what does my love like to do?" Yami, trying to find something to give Joey, is starting to annoy little Yugi!

"HE'S NOT YOUR LOVER….and would you please not be gay, just for one day! Especially with Joey…..pleeeeease!"

"You're just jealous because I have love and you don't so there!" Turns to walk home….but sees Joey in the distance with Tristan! Though he manages to keep calm…. "OHH MY GOSH…..THERE HE IS!MY LOVE, I DIDN'T PREPARE! …..uggggg, what to do, what to do!" ' well….maybe calm isn't the word!

"HE'S NOT YOUR LOVER! And why don't you just wing it like you did with Anzu! He smiles !

"You're not funny you sarcastic bastard! Now shut-up I have to think!" Even though he has a minimal amount of time and brain effort to think….he gives the old' Egyptian try! Which it didn't take him long to realize that he had….absolutely nothing '! I just hope it doesn't turn out like last time! Because this time….their in public! "WHAT AM I GUNNA DO?"

"Just promise me you won't get naked again!"

"I just hope it doesn't come to that!" Yugi sighs and prays for the same thing….for the sake of everyone's lunch to stay down….or for them to stay conscious! "I know what I'm going to do….instead of coming straight out to him, I'll bring up the subject….very slowly…."

"O…k…and this will help….how…?" Puzzled much! oo

"Just Watch!" Yugi sighs and as Joey and Tristan approach, Tristan walks into a store and Joey walks towards Yami!

"Hey Yami…you feelin' better today!"

"Better…?" Confused much….

Yugi, rolling his eyes during this entire, manages to keep quiet…though he wants to laugh his freakin Dutch head off! (I have nothing against the Dutch, it just seemed necessary !) "I don't know, yesterday you seemed different….sickly even! Just wondering what the hell was up with you, man!"

"Ummmm…..well….ummmm….I guess I was just in a weird mood….but I'm better now that you're here Joey!" after the fluttering of the eyes, Joey starts getting a little scared.

"Yami, you're scarin' me," see told ya! "Maybe you should go home and lie down….!" Really….he just wants to get rid of him….FAST!

"Or…maybe we could get some coffee some time…"

"I don't like coffee!"

"Milkshakes?"

"No!"

"Root Beer?"

"No!"

"Any sort of liquidy substance that can be consumed over the enjoyment of our togetherness…?" Persistent much…?

"Ummmm….," strokes imaginary goatee, "…no!"

"But…but…but…why…?"

"St…st…st…stutter much!"

"ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION!" That's a vain popper!

Joey thinks for a second! Unfortunately…it did not harm him. "Because Yamster, you're like my brother….and if we…did…that would be….wrong!"

Yami lowers his head and starts to trot away. "Fine I'll be on my way."

"Wait, get back here…I'm not mad I you! I understand why you would want someone as sexy as me!" Oh yeah…sexy is the word!(Sarcasm much!)

"Ummmm….yeah, I really think I should go!" Goes to walk away yet again when Joey grabs him by the shoulder.

"Nonsense! You should pal around with us Yamster!" Joey smiles

"Ummmm….sorry Joey there would be that awkwardness…so I think I'll go!"

Goes yet again to walk away but Joey grabs him again!

"Well Yami, if you want to consider it as….oh say a date!"

"REALLY! Wait…what about Tristan!"

"Oh he'll be alright on his own! He's still trying to get Serenity back from Seto! It's a very complicated process!" Sighs than laughs randomly at the fact of Seto and Serenity (like I do )

Yami perks up and smiles "Great….honey…so where to!"

"Hold on….I have to go tell Tristan what we're doing, k?"

"That's fine….but hurry back!" Joey nods and walks away! Yami, excited as ever, decides to rub it in Yugi's face! "HA…did you see that Yugi….I got a date!" Told you!

"Didn't you here him Yugi….it's not a real date!"

"Sooo…it's me and him, together, and lovin' it! Sounds like a date to me! Now shut-up here my love comes!" Yami literally having hearts for eyes dreams of the futures to be held with his love!

Joey returns. "Hey, ready to go!"

"Ready!" Yami goes to grab Joey's hand…yet Joey pulls away! Yami tries again but Joey continues to pull away! Then Joey finally gets curious!

"What the hell do you think your doing?"

"Trying to hold your hand!"

"Ooooh no, no lovey stuff on this date! Remember it's not an 'actual' date!"

Yami gets pissed! "THEN WHAT THE HELL ARE WE DOING THIS FOR! IF THIS ISN'T A REAL DATE THAN WHY ARE WE TORTURING OURSELVES! AND WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCH A DAMN ASS!" Maybe pissed is too small a word!

"I don't know….I just felt sorry for you!"

"So it's a pity date?" tears start to form!

"Yeah you could say that!"

Yugi starts to cry but then gets incredibly enraged! "WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TOYING WITH MY EMOTIONS YOU BASTARD! I HOPE YOU BURN SO FAR IN HELL THAT EVEN SATAN LOOKS DOWN UPON YOU! YOU JACKASS!YUGI….SWITCH!" Fancy light show, Egyptian theme music, and then they switch! Yami's even more pissed turns to Yugi who has no clue what is going on! "Yugi take me home!"

Yugi looks at Joey who is speechless and manages to reply. "Ummmm…since I have no clue what happened, we can still be friends right?" He smiles like a little kid! A kind of "persuasion" technique I guess?

"Uhhhhh…ye…yeah sure!"

"Suuuuuper….O.K….well I'm going to go, like ummmm…now…sooo bye!" And with that, he runs off! Shortly after crashing into Tristan and knocks him down BOOM (sound affects )! "Sorry Tristan, I have to go!" he says as he gets up!

"Well watch where you're going next time Yoog!"

"Will do!" And he runs off again leaving the two of them in the dust! But as they leave Yami gets to thinking "Hmmmm…Tristan….he's a down to Earth person! He maybe exactly what I need! Love still has a chance!" And with that they head off!

¿To Be Continued?