Hey guys's! Here is my chapter Tres (that's three) ! But….getting back….Yami is depressed over his "mishap" with Joey, but hey…..something can still happen….with Honda….! Please read…..OR DIE…..cough I mean, enjoy! '

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Chapter 3: Honda

Yami is still taking the situation hard! Plus, Yugi not being worth any help is actually making it worse! But….there is still hope in Yami's heart….in Honda! ...Or is there...?

"I need to make this one work! If I don't…I think I'll die!" Which makes Yugi think…. but then he decides that would be too mean….plus Yami knows everything he is thinking since…you know…they share the same head!

"Ohhh clam down…you'll be ok, you suicidal maniac! Hey and don't you dare harm my body….I worked my ass off for this thing! Besides, Honda …. might … kinda….sort of, possibly want you? Just slip him a beer or two, that should loosen him up a bit!" ' (twitch twitch)

"No….I can't do that…..," Yami thinks then strokes imaginary chin, "…..well…maybe as a last resort! But let me try it my way first, k?" Yami being the one using the body goes to leave!

"Hey, your funeral!"

"You're not funny!" He grabs his coat and heads for the door, when the door bell rings! "WHO IS IT?"

After a moment of silence someone answers. "Yeah Yami….it's Honda!"

Yami gasps then calms down and opens the door! "Honda…ummmm…hi uhhh…I wasn't expecting you! Is there uhhh….something you want?" While saying all of this he was hypervenalating, so Honda was staring at him the entire time!

"Yeah…sure, anyways, I was coming to see if you we're ok! Joey told me everything and I was worried about you man! I'm sorry Joey was such an ass to you yesterday!" He smiles which makes Yami smile which makes Yugi sick to his stomach!

Yami sniffs then looks at Honda, "Its fine…I'll get over it." He then walks out of the house and he and Honda start walking. "Look….about yesterday…I guess I was just upset! And I'm sorry about Yugi bumping into to you! He's a little careless if you ask me!" Yami chuckles but he sounds nervous and Honda starts to get the hint!

"Uhhh….Yami are you nervous!"

After hyhpervenalating again he manages to calm down! "Uhhh…..me, nervous….never! Wh…wh….what ever gave you th…that idea!" Maybe not exactly calm! '

"Ummmm….maybe because of the fact that you're stuttering!" During all of this Yami is thinking "Damn my girlish instincts!" But thinking doesn't really get him anywhere….as we've seen before! But back to the outside of Yami's empty head… "Really man, tell me what's up!"

Yami takes a deep breath before even attempting to speak! " Just trust me when I say I can't!" Easy enough to say!

"Just tell me Yamster! I'll keep it on the down low!" Maybe not that easy….'

Sweatdrop forms and Yami loses his breath…and during all of this Yugi is laughing his head off(ouch!)! "Look Honda, if I could, I would! But…I'm nervous!"

"NERVOUS….in front of me! Oh that's rich Yami…that would have to mean that you like me or something!" Honda laughs uncontrollably!

"well……" He is SO timid!

"OMG….you do don't you….Hahaha that's even funnier! But seriously, what?" He's SO stupid! '

Gets annoyed! "YOU'RE NOT MAKING THIS ANY EASIER!"

"Sorry dude, but like I'm straight, and ……so no! Plus I have a girlfriend….she just doesn't know it yet! But anyways…NO!" Starts walking away.

"BUT WHY! WHY CAN"T YOU ACCEPT MY LOVE!" Starts chasing after him! But as Yami starts catching up Honda starts to run faster! But then Yami dives and tackles him to the ground WHAM ( I do love the sounds)…and holds him! "Now…tell me why!"

While struggling he tries to think of a way to get loose…. "I told you….I'M NOT GAY! Now leave ,me alone!" Just then Seto randomly steps out from behind a corner! Perfect timing, no?

What are you freaks doing! Though I'm glad to see you two as a couple!" As he laughs maniacally Yami lets go of Honda to tell Kaiba off!

"YOU JACKASS, WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCHA BITCH! STOP MAKING FUN OF ME AND LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE!" I guess he told him! But as he does that Honda makes his getaway!

" Hey look…Your boyfriends running away!" But as Yami turns around to see him Honda stops!

"Uhhhhh…..we'll keep in touch, k?" But that doesn't help the fact that right now Yami wants to blow the entire world up….starting with Honda! But as he starts to run again Yami does something drastic!

"YOU ASS….YOUR JUST LIKE YOUR FRIEND! ONLY THIS TIME I WON'T BE SO NICE! IT'S THE SHADOW REALM FOR YOU! BE GONE….YOU BASTARD" After the fancy light show, Egyptian theme music, and Honda screaming, his body lies in a lifeless slump of nothing(or at least to Yami that's what he is)! "Humph…that's one problem eliminated!" He goes to walk away when Kaiba stops him!

"Are you just going to leave him in the middle of public!" Looks at Yami puzzled like!

Yami turns around, "Do you want him!" already knowing the answer! And with a scowl Kaiba turns and walks away back towards whatever unimportant thing that isn't really important right now! But as Yami walks away Yugi comes back to the scene!

"YOU IDIOT! YOU JUST SENT HIM TO THE SHADOW REALM FOR NOTHING!"

"It felt necessary….besides, he shouldn't have messed with my emotions!" Turns nose up!

"I REALLY DON'T GIVE A FLYING SHIT! YOU JUST CAN'T DO THAT A RANDOM TIMES IN RANDOM PLACES!" But while Yugi is talking, Yami tunes him out and he's sparked with a thought "could Kaiba be the one….I mean I never thought about it but….maybe…he could be….my true love!" But Yugi, knowing everything he thinks replies "Ohhh no, you're not thinking what I think you're thinking…. Are you!..."

Yami chuckles quite evil like…. " I'm not thinking anything Yugi….whatever gave you that impression!" He winks and smiles and heads home!

tO beE cunTinUed