Back to the fake love letter plan. This time, I had to write them since Tokagero quit on me. Stupid idoit. So I wrote a fake love letter and left it with Washu's stuff.

Keiko and Washu came back from shopping. Keiko left her bag in front of me. I rushed over straight to the handbag without thinking about Keiko and Washu knowing. I pulled out the tape recorder and Washu and Keiko looked shocked.

I pressed play and then I heard Micheal Bolten singing...

"How, am I suppose to live without you, I am suppose to carry on, all I have been living for is gone," it sang.

I fast forward it. There was more Micheal Bolten songs. I tried the other side. More Micheal Bolten songs! I was going outta my mind. Keiko found out what I did!

"What happened?"

"What happened to the recording of our conversation? We taped over it," Washu began, folding her arms.

"Yes, we did! With Micheal Bolten! The new one I recieved from the fanclub. See, Micheal Bolten gave me a personalised letter," Keiko held up the letter Micheal Bolten wrote her.

I grabbed the letter from Keiko and read it.

Dear Keiko,

I am thankful to have a fan like you supporting me in my career. I am so sorry that some of my songs make you cry. I do tend to write emotional songs. The record producer says women like that stuff well you like it. Tell Miki-kins I said hi and enjoy the CD!

All the Best!

Micheal Bolten

"MIKI-KINS! NO ONE CALLS ME THAT!" I freaked.

"I call you that!" Keiko raged.

"That is different! I am your husband. Well, at least he acknowledge me..."

Washu smiled at us arguing. She found little arugements like these funny. When we heard her innocent heartful laugh we turned to look at her. She was sitting on a chair like a happy little girl. The way we were reacting brought back some memories of her and Ryu.

"Are we more entertaining than the Simpsons?" I asked being mean.

"What you are aruging over is plain stupid. Reminds me of the time, Ryu and I argued over what underwear he was gonna wear! This is more stupid!" Washu laughed.

Keiko smiled and hugged me from behind and grinned at Washu.

"We have had more sillier arguments before. One time, we agrued the names we were gonna call our cat..."

"We called him, Cat," I answered dimly.

Washu laughed at us.

Washu found the letter with her stuff. She opened it and read it. She wasn't bothered about like the last time. It said to meet her at some special place.

"Wow! My band ain't even famous and I am already getting love letters. How lovely people are from Izumo."

I sneaked in the room and gave Washu a fright.

"YOU'RE GOING!"

"WHERE!" Washu screamed.

It was pretty funny. Most people scream what but Washu screams where. Haha!

"To that date. Forget about Ryu and go and have fun!" I said.

"Mikihisa you have a wife!"

"It's not me. As you know, I am married. I know the bloke that wrote that. Now, wear this," I said.

I threw a pink shirt.

Then I threw her pink hot pants "Ooh and wear that!"

I threw her black high heels with straps "And these!"

I looked around and saw nothing else. "Keiko! Do Washu's make-up!"

Keiko rushed into the room and did Washu's hair and make-up. Within seconds, Washu was looking stunning. Well, I thought so. Washu looked in the mirror and freaked out at what she saw.

"Dude! I look like Barbie going to a Barbie Concert!" Washu freaked.

"That Barbie can do alot. One day, she is a nurse, the next day she is a fairy. It's like that song Shania Twain wrote about that amazing woman that did many things. It was in her Up Album," Keiko went on.

"You do not look like Barbie!" I freaked.

"Hey! Didn't Anna give her Barbie to Yoh...?" Keiko asked

Yoh aged 6 and a Half
1991

I went in to say goodnight to my only child. My favourite little guy. Ok, you get the point. Yoh was tucked in since Keiko did that and it was my job to read to Yoh. When I didn't read to him it gave him nightmares. I sat on my usual chair next to Yoh's bed. I picked up the book I read from the night before and began to read to him from there. When I picked up the book, there I saw the Barbie I GAVE Anna for her Birthday that day...

"WHAT IS THIS DOING HERE?" I freaked.

Yoh grabbed Barbie and hugged her "She isn't a 'this' she is a girl. Man! You are worse than Anna is with her and you gave her it."

"Ok, Yoh. What is Barbie doing here?"

"Anna was gonna cut her head off and then flush it down the toilet and use her Itako powers to make her grow a new head. I said that was evil so I asked Anna if I can keep her and she said yeah! B'coz I need to practise how to look after kids when we get married," Yoh explained. "Now, can you read to me!"

"While she is here, does Miss Barbie wanna hear the story?" I asked.

Yoh put Barbie to his ear and nodded and smiled. I began reading the story. Yoh fell asleep. The Barbie kept looking at me in an evil way. It was like it was possessed! So I snatched the Barbie and buried it in the backgarden. I haven't been near it since...

"And Mikihisa has been afarid of the doll eversince he buried it. It was like that movie I saw with Ted Danson on it," Keiko said.

"KEIKO! It was nothing like that Ted Danson movie! It was creepier!"

Washu looked at us both weirdly.

We took our dear Washu to the spot where her date was meant to be. She looked confused when she saw a table with a checkered table cloth and a candles lit and there was two chairs. She looked around and saw no one.

"Great prank," Washu laughed.

Just then, someone covered her eyes and gave her the fright of her life.

"Guess who!" he said.

"Ryu? Did you do this?"

Ryu uncovered Washu's eyes and re-showed her the table. He seemed please with what he did.

"Do you like it? You always liked this kinda stuff," Ryu said.

"That is b'coz you are a good cook. I loved your cooking. Better than what I can make!"

What will happen next? What will Ryu make Washu? And will I break into a fight with succussful star in Germany, David Hasselhof? I so wanna beat the crap outta him. Find out, later when I dig up that Barbie!

To Be Continued...