(You are currently looking at a Barbie with a paper bag over her head. There are eyes holes in the bag. Mikihisa picks the doll up.)

SEE! She is creepy! Hence the paper bag over her head! Why? Why! Why did I buy Anna that doll? Actually why did Yoh volunteer to take the doll?

(Keiko gets baseball bat and knocks Mikihisa out. For this chapter only, Keiko will tell the story)

Keiko: Eversince Washu said that she looked like a Barbie doll, he has been going crazy. I am suprised TV hasn't made him this crazy. Oh well! I will have to tell you the story! Ain't that great?

Ryu was being all gentleman. He took Washu's soft gentle hand and kissed it. Then walked her to her seat, made her sit down and push her chair in like a real gentleman. Ah! I remember Mikihisa being like that. No! No more memory lanes for us!

"Wait here, while I serve dinner," said Ryu.

"Oh! What a gentleman you are. Aliens haven't abducted your head have they?" Washu asked getting suspious.

Ryu giggled. He went off to get the dinner. Washu sat still looking around the place. She was smiling away.

"I don't remember Ryu being this much gentleman. Oh my God! He has matured!" Washu thought.

Ryu came in hyumming an Italian tune. Don't know which one. I think it was 'Shadup yer face.' I love that song. (Sings -- very badly) Whats the matter you? Hey! Got no respect! Hey! Why do look so sad? Hey! It's not so bad. It's not so bad. Ah Shadup yer Face. (Stops singing) It's my favourite Italian song...

(Author's Note: Shadup yer face is actually song by an Aussie. NO! NOT JASON DONOVAN!)

Anyway, Ryu came back with a plate of spagetti ballnaose (spelling?). Going for the Lady and the Tramp scene. Phew! Be glad my Miki-kins ain't telling the story. He has some nasty stuff to say about Disney mostly the mouse. He is a cat lover you see...

"Ooh... Italian! Someone has found their memory!" Washu said sniffing the smell.

"You really did love your spagetti," said Ryu.

Washu grabbed her fork and forked out a load of spagetti. "Open your mouth, bucko!"

Ryu opened his mouth and Washu put the spagetti in his mouth. Washu was giggling.

"Ah! Brings back so many memories."

Ryu's face was going red. For the meal he cooked was hot.

"HOT! HOT!"

Ryu stood up and started to prance around in the tip of his toes. Washu had a worried look on her face. She noticed that there was no drinks! Yes, No drink! (Poor Father Jack - Father Ted).

Then the world's greatest man came. He is better than a bird, a plane and a balloon. He is my Miki-Kins! Mikihisa Asakura. He came in with his superman shirt. Well, instead of an S it was an M. An M for Mikihisa. He came with bottles of Dr Pepper and Italian water.

"HOT! HOT!" Ryu cried.

"Don't worry! Mikihisa is here! Would you like water or Dr Pepper?" asked Miki-kins.

Washu grabbed the water and passed it to Ryu. Who drunk it all in one gulp. That was how my Miki-kins saved the day. What? He did! You are just jealous that I am married to him.

Ryu and Washu were sitting just talking after their dinner. Mikihisa and I watched them dining together. It was so romantic. So romantic that I cried.

"I never thought this was gonna happen when I came here," said Washu.

"I am glad you came here. It has been fun despite the crazy love letters, the crazy fangirls after Tony Blair and Keiko dancing naked. Oh and Master Mikihisa going obbessed by lemonade and cookies. Store bought!"

Mikihisa was about to play a song on the CD player we had but forgot to bring the CD he was gonna play. Lucky for him, Tokagero came and saved the day! Err... Night!

"AH! THE CD!" Mikihisa freaked.

Tokagero tapped his shoulder and held a CD in his face. It was the CD he forgot to bring.

"Looking for this," Tokagero said holding up a CD.

Mikihisa grabbed the case from Tokagero. Took the CD out and played track 17. Reo Speedwagon's song, Can't fight this feeling.

"Thank you, Tokagero! Oh Mik you are so welcome," Tokagero said to himself.

Ryu stood up and went over to Washu and put his hand out.

"Do you wanna have this dance?" Ryu smiled.

Washu got hold of Ryu's hand and smiled back at him. "I would love to have this dance. With you, Ryu."

Then Ryu and Washu started to slow dance. I started to cuddle Miki-kins' arm and Tokagero fell asleep completely bored silly of the situation.

So the whole thing was going just great. You would think nothing bad was gonna happen. Well, something bad did happen... well about to.

We were using Yohmei's garden... We kinda forgot to ask Yohmei to use the garden. So basically you can imagine what happens next.

"Kino, what is that loud music?" Yohmei asked as he woke up.

"Music! Duh! Ooh... I love this song! Do you think they have the Tony Christie Song. Amarillo?" Kino asked jumping on the bed excited.

Yohmei gave Kino a strange look.

"You are an eldery woman and still jump on the bed like a toddler! Anyway, Kino... get the hose."

"The garden hose. That one I never ever use to water the garden. Just use the watering can. We can trust it, since we never bought it from a Salesman!" Kino pointed out. "Why does our son always buy crap from them?"

Yohmei went and got his dressing gown on...

"KINO! WHERE IS THE WATERING CAN?"

To be Continued...