Ok, back to me telling the story. Keiko never blabbed anything embarrassing did she?

Anywho... The song stopped playing and Ryu and Washu looked into eachother's eyes and saw eachother in a new light. The moon was bright and white and full too. Keiko was crying, Tokagero was asleep. Don't worry, he does that all the time. He slept through Titanic yet... so did Ryu.

Ryu had Washu in his arms. They were about to... Drum-roll please... K I S S. When my father came with both a watering can and a hose. Yes, the hose. The HOSE he bought from the salesman. He managed to work it.

Mother turned the hose on. It was all happening so fast. So fast as soon as the hose went on, I jumped in front of both Washu and Ryu and got wet.

In Slow Mode.

"No..." I said as I pounced in front of them.

Father sprayed me with the hose. I fell to the ground. Then Washu kicked me.

"Hey! I wanna be sprayed by the hose. HOSE ME, POPS!" Washu shouted.

"HEY! Don't call me Pops! I ain't that old!"

"From where I am standing, you are! Now, hose me!" Washu raged.

From meeting Washu, I never heard her use words like that. It was so funny to hear a polite girl talk like that. Haha!

Then Washu took her shirt off and you saw her wearing a black bra. She was Keiko's size. I sat up and looked at her with amazement. Keiko's magic mallet appeared from no where! Then father sprayed Washu and Ryu with the hose.

"WASHU! GET YOUR SHIRT BACK ON!" Keiko raged with the wallet.

Ryu gave Washu his jacket and she wore that instead. We all knew she hated the clothes I picked out for her. (Why oh why? Do people hate my opinions!)


We were all asleep after that night of fun and water. I was the only one woken up. Making myself breakfast. I was pretty happy with myself. I had finally set Ryu and Washu up.

I sat down at the table with my beacon and eggs. Mm... I was reading Bridal magazines. I was picturing Washu in all those pretty Wedding dresses. And Keiko as the maid of honour. Keiko would look good in Smurf-blue! (Washu's fave colour!)

I was about to eat my egg and beacon when the doorbell rang. I stood up to answer the door. I saw this girl. She had long dark-sea green hair, dark brown eyes and was Washu's height. She looked innocent like Washu did when I met her. I never thought much about her.

"Hi, is Washu here?" she asked.

At this point I thought she was Washu's sister. Also visiting Ryu.

Washu and Ryu came into the hallway. Washu ran towards the girl.

"MEGAN!" Washu cheered.

"Hey Washu!"

Then Washu ran towards Megan. Hugged her. Then kissed her! The French way. Was she...?

"You a...!" I began freaking.

"Actually, she is bi-sxual, Mikihisa," Ryu pointed.

I began to cry. I cried on Ryu's shoulder. Ryu patted my back.

"God! You are crying more than the time, Keiko blew up the DVD player and the Titanic DVD in it," Ryu pointed.

I looked at Washu and Megan kissing again. They stopped kissing and looked at us both.

"Mikihisa, this is my girlfriend, Megan. Isn't she a babe?" Washu introduce.

"I must say Washu, you have taste in women," Ryu replied.

I was in a total huff. I folded my arms and looked at them. All this time, I wasted my time, wasted money on ice cream, accidentally let Keiko go shopping and wasted my lemonade and cookies. Store bought lemonade and cookies!

"I WASTED MY MONEY ON ICE CREAM! LET KEIKO GO SHOPPING AT SPARKY'S! AND WASTED MY SECRET SUPPLY OF STORE BOUGHT COOKIES AND LEMONADE AND YOU ALREADY HAD A GIRLFRIEND! AND YOU ARE A GIRL!" I raged going way overboard.

Washu went up to me and folded her arms "Well, I didn't ask you to set Ryu and I up. What we had was special and we can never go back. We may cuddle a lot that is b'coz we are close and have been for a long time. Maybe, one day, we will be together but now, we are both happy being friends and I am happy with my girlfriend."

I started to cry and hug Washu "I am so sorry! I didn't know or understand. WAH! Forgive me."

"Hey! Get off my girlfriend!"

Megan got her fist out and was ready to hit my face.

"Back off, Megan. Mikihisa is cool. Keiko is even cooler. You should see her naked," Washu whispered.

"I heard that missy!" I snapped.

"Be lucky to have her. She is one babe!"

Well, I am lucky to have her. Washu made me realise that even more.


Washu was going home, early. She was making her goodbyes to Ryu and Tokagero. Megan was in her car, fed up with Washu taking so long. Between you and me, she is jealous of Ryu. You can so tell.

"Oh Ryu! I will miss you!" Washu said.

Ryu hugged Washu. "Oh Washu! I'll miss you too. Were you serious about what you said?"

Washu nodded. Ryu smiled.

"I can hear your heart beat!" Washu said "And your stomach growling..."

"So, did you really kiss that monster?" Tokagero asked Washu.

Ryu looked at him and Tokagero floated away.

"If you come back to Tokyo. Will you come by my place?" Washu asked.

Ryu nodded. Washu kissed Ryu's cheek and walked away from him and went in the car. The two girls drove off in their really hot car. Ryu stood on the road and watched them drive off. Drive off over the speed limit. Ryu was giggling. Remembering her stay here. A salesman came and walked up to Ryu.

"Are you sad? Do you need something to laugh at? How about this..."

The Salesman holds up a car ornament of a Hawaiian dancer.

"Hawaiian dancer for your car! It shakes her booty!"

"How much!" I said overwhelmed.

"600 Yen!" the salesman replied.

I gave the salesman my money and he gave me my Hawaiian dancer. He went off and Ryu looked at me strangely. Like I did something wrong.

"Mikihisa. You don't have a car!" he said to me.

"I don't care. I am heart broken."

"How are you heart broken?" Ryu asked.

I kept playing with my Hawaiian dancer and her legs broke off. Stupid piece of junk!

"My dancer!" I freaked.

"You bought it from a Salesman. Let it go. Miki-kins," Ryu joked.

"DON'T CALL ME THAT!"

The End