Sorry I been gone, busy in the office… anyhow, I like to thank everyone for the reviews. I would like to let people know that Ms.Bitters name got messed up some how. Oh yes, I would like to let everyone know that I'll try to finish the story before my surgery…Now to the "ADVANCED" story!
Disclaimer: I do own Invader Zim, and I'm also named Spongebob Squarepants. Tomorrow I'll be Lewis Carroll or maybe even Zim!
Chapter Two: Snapedy Crackedy, People Are Going To Kill Me!
Idea by; Mel or WyattTheEd
Our two doomed favorite characters were sitting in front of Ms.Bitters, scared and confused. They know what Ms.Bitters is capable of; they knew she does cruel and unusual punishments. HEY, she can't do that! In the Bill of Rights (8th amendment), it says "NO CREUL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENTS" in capital letters! God like voice appears again (Wow, two of me), "Dude, this is a fanfiction based off the world of a cartoon…I didn't think you were that slow." Stupid voice…I CAN BELIVE ANYTHING!
"You two, what doomed punishment shall fall upon your heads?" Ms.Bitters said to herself. She turned to the children with a menacing look, "You Dib, shall not rant about Bigfeet-" "Bigfoot," Dib corrected., making her eyes turn into flames. "Bigfoot, or anything like that and Zim, you shall not be green!"
Zim eyes twitched, "That is impossible Ms.Bitters, I have a skin condition!" Dib pointed at Zim," No you don't, you're an alien!" Zim put his hands where he would have ears(if he was a human),"Lies, the filthy stink human lies! I am a normal earth boy, I have no string to hold me up! See, you see no strings!" What the –beep-, what does strings have to do with anything? Is it just me, or is this getting more insane by the paragraph?
Before Dib could say a word, Ms.Bitters interjected. "Yes…The punishment is not evil enough…AHA!" If only the doomed children were paying attention, for they would have saw Ms.Bitters pull out handcuffs…WHAT THE HECK IS SHE GOING TO DO WITH THEM? Oh, the suspense!
God like voice again," Oh that was the longest cliff hanger ever," it said in a sarcastic tone. SHUSH, I NEED TO TELL THEM THE STORY! Ms.Bitters put the cuffs on our poor heroes (heroes?), strapping them together. "Ehe?" Dib and Zim said in unison, as she pushed them out of the classroom…leaving them stuck together.
OH NO, POOR ZIMMY!