Kim Possible: Karr Trouble
"Junk, Junk more junk and even more junk…" Shego started fanning herself with a magazine. She sighed, looking out over the endless vista of dead cars.
"Dr. D….why are we here?"
"Well, Shego, billion's of years ago, the earth formed out of cosmic dust-"
"No, why are we here, in Fontana, or Fontucky as I'm seeing it, in a Pick-a-part?"
"Because I'm finding new inspiration, not linked to overpriced schemes and ridiculously complex inventions!" The blue scientist said, moving by a father and his kid prying a manifold out of a '78 Nova.
"You mean we're broke again." Shego said. "Dr. D…have you ever considered… I don't know… taking out a patent?"
"A true scientist does not profit from his inventions Shego."
"But he does take over the world with them?"
"Your point?"
"You don't even see the inconsistency, do you?"
"What inconsistency?"
"Never mind…are we finished yet? It's hot."
"Well… I don't…wait…WAIT!" he shouted, sounding a bit like Demontor. Lunging down he pulled up what looked like a silvery box with wires coming out of it.
"Do you see it, Shego?"
"No, of course not, I was struck blind by your genius."
"Is that mockery?"
"Mmmmmm…. Yeah."
"Well stop it. I am a genius and genius is not to be mocked."
"You mean like I mocked you when I found out you hid under the bed during thunderstorms?"
"I was not hiding, I was searching for trapdoors!" Drakken said, and then screamed and leaped into Shego's arms as a car behind him backfired. Shego frowned, then dropped him.
"Ah-huh…so what is it."
"I have no idea….but I'm certain my cousin will."
"What?" Shego asked. "You dragged me out to the pick-a-part for a present for your mullet wearing Neanderthal cousin?"
"No… We must continue our search for a 1949 Ford Truck to power my new ultimate weapon….but this saves even more money. I was going to send him a case of Le Goop for his birthday."
Motor Ed's Garage and Bash-O-Rama.
Unfortunately for people like Kim Possible and other warriors against evil, trying to "Make the ultimate junkyard" or "Building a cybertronic doomvee" had not actually been criminal activity, and Felix, who thought the whole thing was a hoot, had not pressed charges. One day, Kim would be freed from her lonely vigil, when the world got together and made "Bad Fashion sense" a crime, which in one fell swoop, eliminated ambulance chasing attorney's, crooked politicians, and super villains, and ushered in an era of peace and harmony. That would be followed by mankind realizing how boring peace and harmony was and rescinding the law, but this is another tale.
"Oh wow!" Ed said as he opened up the case, "Cuz sent me some cybernetic car parts!" He blinked and looked at them. "But I've never seen this make before…. Oh YEAH!" He shouted, leaping up onto the desk and air-guitaring up a storm, scaring some of the patrons and causing others to applaud. "I will be righteously having fun installing this what-ever-it-is in my newest cybertronic car!" He grinned, "And then we'll go back to Middleton and show Red just who is the best on the road!" He squinted at the data tag.
"But that is a bogus name for a computer…whoever heard of calling it KARR?"
End prologue.