I do not own Inuyasha or Fear Factor (kinda), and Skittles…you'll see what I mean.

I like writing god, gosh…like gawd and gawsh. It looks cool. lol. Besides, I dislike swearing in the name of God, so if you dislike my opinion, at least you have an 'Oh my gawd!', which wouldn't mean as much.

I will misspell some swear words because I don't feel comfortable typing them out, since this is like a first fic on my account…I'll get used to it soon!

I'll just stop talking now.

"Hello! And welcome to our show, 'The Buttslide!' Here's your host…Misteeeeeerrr Butts!"

The audience cheers and claps because a muscular man with a lot of tattoos was holding up the 'Applause' sign.

"Well…thank you, thank you, thank you very much. And thank you to our announcer Idy Yut. Today, I have a special program for you!"

The audience 'oooed' because another muscular and tattooed man was holding up the 'Oooo' sign.

"Our television program sponsor has decided to make a surviving show…called FEAR THING (Fear Factor)! The prizes for the winner are 50,000 and a mysteriously pink marble-like stone that archaeologists found! Go to triple w dot I want buttslide and I want that fifty grand and the pink marble that archaeologists found dot com slash 123 I want to join the fear thing slash application form slash underscore mister butts contacts slash special program dot html! Join now!"

"Oh my gawsh! We have to join that Inuyasha!" Kagome screeched in the hanyou's ear. "The shikon jewel is at stake!"

Inuyasha scratched his ears.

"Yeah, but what's that doing in your time anyways?"

Kagome rolled her eyes. Sometimes, she thinks he's faking his stupidity.

"I'm in the future! The shikon jewel was found recently right here! This could mean something!"

The hanyou looked dazed.

"Like what?"

"That we can have the shikon jewel! And then Naraku can't…"

She needn't say no more.

Inuyasha perked up. He understood! Finally.

"Yeah! I get it now! Let's get Sango and Miroku to come too!" he suggested.

(Now, I know it's not possible, but whatever P)

"SAY WHAT!" Shippou yelled.

"What!" Inuyasha said.

Kagome sighed.

"Oh gods (now THAT I don't mind)! I think Shippou was just surprised! He didn't really expect you to say 'What!'" Kagome replied waving her arms around.

Inuyasha flushed.

"Oh. I knew that! Uh…Stupid wench."

Inuyasha then sat down leaning against the well, huffing and puffing.

Kagome began again.

"Now, we need everyone in this, okay? The topic for this Fear Thing is for couples, so we need to decide carefully on this. Who should we pair up with? ... And Inuyasha, you're not going with that dead biatch Kikyou, in case you were going to."

A 'Shyt' is heard in the background.

"So then! I guess Inuyasha will go with Kagome, right?" Shippou guessed yet stating it at the same time.

Kagome and Inuyasha blushed.

"Alright. I guess it's obvious that Lady Sango is with me, right?" Miroku suggested raising his left eyebrow up and down to Sango.

"Eww…well, I guess I have no choice, ne?" Sango shrugged.

Stars and hearts could be seen in Kagome's eyes. "WONDERFUL! I GUESS WE CAN-"

"WAIT!"

Kagome looked down at the voice's owner, Shippou.

"What about me?" he asked with puppy-dog eyes.

Silence.

"Well Shippou. It's in the human world; er…no one will…save you! You're on your own! In the program, you'll have to eat gross stuff like worms and cockroaches and…eugh maggots and tarantulas and…"

"AUGH! ENOUGH! ENOUGH! I'M NOT GOING!" Shippou cried covering his head with his tiny hands.

Kagome smiled and pulled out a bag of skittles.

"Enjoy this. We'll be back soon!"

Kagome headed for the well and Inuyasha stood up.

"Wait, Kagome!" Inuyasha started, "you never said anything about eating worms and cockroaches and WHOAH………….!"

Kagome pushed Inuyasha in the well with all her might and Sango and Miroku followed behind her.

So how was it? Good? Bad? It's my first chappie, so go easy. Ha-ha.

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Ciao.

cest.moii