Dedication: InuFiction, for being my first reviewer.

Alright, just to tell you, I have NEVER been in Fear Factor, so I won't know how the systems all work out. I'll just pretend it already finished everything and it's all prepared.

Sadly, I have moved out of North America due to my education for another high school (BOO!) and therefore, I haven't watched Fear Factor for a while, which is the answer to my lack of update. I've decided to go along with the story, correct me if needed (I would be quite glad actually), and reviews would be great!

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha, nor Fear Factor.

PS: I dedicate chappies to the first review, the tenth, twentieth, thirtieth...etc...

Review responses:

InuFiction: Well, here it is! Sorry it took so long and it's not that great, but I just settled in another country and the internet is screwish. Haha…I'll update more recently now. Sorry about that! By the way, you were my FIRST REVIEW! THANK YOU SO MUCH!

Daisuke-hieiXXX: Thanks for the support you gave! I feel REJUVINATED! Lmao.

>: Yay! You love it! Well, I'll update more now, so if you'd like, you can wait!

Kagome: I like weird things too! D

funny site we: ) alriight! Fifth reviewer!

Rofl: Thanks! I really appreciate it!

Lil' spaz: Sorry for the long wait, but I updated as promised!

Um…it'll get better, promise! I just need to write about their life now and their preparations…PROMISE! )

R/R

Previously:

"Great! Here's the deal! We'll click and apply! So Miroku and Sango, you've known each other for…hm…5 months. And Miroku's job is a…priest! And Sango has the job of a karate fighter! Whoo-hoo! That's taken care of! I will be a archery teacher I guess and Inuyasha can be in charge of sword fighting! Oh! I almost forgot something for you, Inuyasha!"

Kagome pulled a vial of transparent liquid out.

"Kaede gave me this. It will make you, I mean, Inuyasha-"

"NOT HUMAN, OKAY?"

"I wasn't going to say that! It will make your ears disappear and your hair black, possibly shorter until you drink another herb from the feudal era, so you won't have to worry!"

"Hopefully I won't have to!"

Kagome smiled at Inuyasha.

"I'm filling these in, okay?" she asked.

She waited for any negative response.

"OK! YOU CAN'T STOP ME NOW!"

They nodded. It was their final decision. Their fate now belongs to Mr. Butts…I mean…Fear Factor, because Fear Thing is Mr. Butts language.

Now on with the story!

Kagome sipped her iced tea. Tomorrow, they would set out on a journey that will have a very interesting outcome. She had explained to her mother that she would be going to the show for the jewel thingy that the archaeologists found. And they call themselves archaeologists? They don't even know the power it contains!

"KAGOME! WHAT IS THIS?"

Kagome left the kitchen to the living room, where Inuyasha is seated on the couch. Apparently, he had seen a remote control that Sota just used.

Kagome laughed.

"It's just a remote control, Inuyasha. Calm down!"

Inuyasha relaxed a bit, but his stubborn side didn't.

"Keh. It's a remote control. So what about it?"

Kagome shook her head.

"Hey sis! Look! That guy won 50 grand and a 10 day trip to Mexico! With a $1000 shopping spree!" Sota announced his eyes glued to the television screen.

"All that from Fear Factor?" Inuyasha said amazed. He had just learned the value of money from the modern era. He was surprised that it didn't include gold nuggets and rocks.

"Hey, um, Kagome? When are we going to the show thing?" he asked as he unglued himself from the screen.

"Hmm…? In a week…" she said absent-mindedly. Then she looked shocked.

"A WEEK! HOLY CRAP! INUYASHA! WE NEED TO GET READY!" she cried, shut the TV and zoomed out the room to fetch Sango and Miroku, who were reading comics.

"Keh, woman," he muttered, "go figure."

"Okay, okay. I've got this figured out. Inuyasha and Miroku can use my dad's old stuff, and Sango and I will wear my stuff! You can use my bags and such. We'll be flying over there in three days…"

She held up the airplane tickets.

"I had to convince them that you guys were orphan friends, hope you don't mind," she confessed.

"As long as it works," Sango replied smiling.

Kagome smiled back. "They were stupid enough. Just show these to the guard called Stu Ped. He says that he would help us...or let's say you!"

"Now, where are the bags you were talking about, Kagome-sama?" Miroku asked with respect. After all, that's his job. Too bad he doesn't exactly 'respect' women…nudge-nudge.

"Miroku, you've got to stop calling me with a 'sama.' People will suspect something," she warned.

Miroku nodded. "Of course…"

"And no 'Lady Sango' either. Don't stare at the ladies' you-know-whats," she added.

Sango sighed in relief.

"At least he's decent now! Now, I won't have to worry!"

"BUT...there's a but…Sango, you'll have to call Miroku 'Miroku'…no Sango…really…yes you have to…"

A wail could be heard throughout the house.

"Momma…what was that?" Sota asked.

"Hmm…probably your sister's friends," Mrs. Higurashi answered distracted with the dinner.

"Inuyasha, you'll have to stop calling me 'wench' or they'll think that we're not together…"

"…And you'll have to cease your 'sits' when we're there too," Inuyasha defended.

"Yeesh, I'll remember!"

"You better," Inuyasha replied, then muttered 'wench.'

"Alright, alright. Since when have I broken a promise?"

Inuyasha opened his mouth, but Kagome was quicker.

"Don't answer that actually. I promise that I will keep this one, our uh...identity is at stake anyways."

Just then, a 'DINNER' came ringing in the halls.

"Well…time to eat!" they called to no one in particular.

Later…

"Alrighty, so, let's get down to business."

They were going to pack, finally.

Miroku and Inuyasha raided Mr. Higurashi's room while Sango and Kagome raided the other.

"Hmm…pink halter top? Does it look nice?" Kagome asked.

Sango nodded. "Looks chic, if that's what you people call it."

Kagome smiled. "Great! This will be for you and this red sweater will be an accessory!"

Sango looked at Kagome. "But, Kagome, won't it be hot?"

Kagome blushed. "Ooh…I forgot. How about this blue T-Shirt? It looks good with this pink! And these short jeans! This is a good match!"

Sango laughed and pulled out an orange and yellow tank top with a palm tree on it. She also took out khaki shorts.

"Kagome, this can be yours."

Kagome beamed. "Wow, I'm impressed. You actually know our clothing! Now I wonder why you people didn't design it earlier!"

WITH THE GUYS

"Inuyasha, does this make me look fat?"

"Keh. Miroku, you're always fat!"

Miroku threw the shirt at Inuyasha.

"HEY!" he muffled.

Miroku found a tank top saying "HELLO" on the front.

"This looks interesting. It says hello. I think it'll be friendly."

Inuyasha laughed.

"What?"

"Look at this shirt!"

It said "I LOVE CHOCOLATE" on a brown shirt. Miroku smiled. "Well, it's cool, becausechocolate isbrown!"

Inuyasha cocked his head. "What…? I thought chocolate it blue…!"

Miroku got hysterical that tears were rolling down his cheeks. "Oh, oh…Inuyasha, you bring joy to me…" he said as he wiped some tears.

"What, aren't chocolates supposed to be blue? If it's now, then what color is it? Purple?"

Miroku laughed harder that he fell in the bottom drawer. Inuyasha laughed this time when Miroku looked shocked.

"HAHAHA…MIROKU…YOU LOOK SO GAY!" he laughed.

next chapter: the gang at the airport!