Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha or Purdy's (you'll see).
Review Responses:
TigerFantasy: LOL. I don't really like her either, but whatever. She's needed in this story.
Windgal: I was about to, but I couldn't put it in this chapter, I couldn't find the right spot, but I promise there WILL BE FLUFFINESS!
Deathskeeper27: YAY! This makes me feel so happy!
Chaos the shadow Inu Hanyou: That's great, because here it is!
Princessstphanie: Really? I never knew…haha. I'll reply your reviews in this one. You know, I honestly have no idea how long it will take. I just know that it would harm your eyes if you play too long.
Yep, Miroku's gay. LMAO. Not really, he needs Sango! YAY!
Kagomente: LOL. I watched Fear Factor during dinner and my parents didn't dare look at the screen.
Daisuke-hieiXXX: Just moved out of the country s'all. Thanks for your reviews by the way. I really enjoy reading them.
Anyways, here's the next chapter!
Previously:
"Inuyasha, does this make me look fat?"
"Keh. Miroku, you're always fat!"
Miroku threw the shirt at Inuyasha.
"HEY!" he muffled.
Miroku found a tank top saying "HELLO" on the front.
"This looks interesting. It says hello. I think it'll be friendly."
Inuyasha laughed.
"What?"
"Look at this shirt!"
It said "I LOVE CHOCOLATE" on a brown shirt. Miroku smiled. "Well, it's cool, becausechocolate isbrown!"
Inuyasha cocked his head. "What…? I thought chocolate it blue…!"
Miroku got hysterical that tears were rolling down his cheeks. "Oh, oh…Inuyasha, you bring joy to me…" he said as he wiped some tears.
"What, aren't chocolates supposed to be blue? If it's now, then what color is it? Purple?"
Miroku laughed harder that he fell in the bottom drawer. Inuyasha laughed this time when Miroku looked shocked.
"HAHAHA…MIROKU…YOU LOOK SO GAY!" he laughed.
And alas, here's the next one:
"Kagome, remember to be careful! Don't eat too much airplane food, it's very gunky and doesn't taste very good. It's not very healthy, so I packed some food for your friends also. There's lunch and dinner and a few cookies for snack! In the washroom, remember to wipe the toilet seat before you sit on it and cover your ears when you flush it because it's very loud. Turn on the lights only when you need it because it disturbs the other people. Remember to turn it off also. Television shows there are very dull sometimes so I brought some entertainment for you! Here are some cards, travel games, and some sketch books with pencils incase you want to draw or write. Phone me when you get there and make sure-"
"Mo-o-o-m!" Kagome complained. "I get it!"
"-Make sure you brush your teeth and wipe your face on the airplane. Oh Kagome, I'm just worried! This is your first time on an airplane since you were three and went to Disneyland!"
Kagome grinned. "Don't worry, I'll be fine!"
Mrs. Higurashi smiled also and handed them some stuff. "Eat these. Airplane food isn't good. It's not very much in here, so you can get some food if you like…oh Kagome, be careful! I expect a phone call!"
Kagome rolled her eyes. "Yes mom."
"Rinse your mouth after you eat those bugs and take a bath after you swim through icky stuff. We'll be watching you on TV!"
Kagome sighed. "Alright mom."
Sota looked at Kagome. "Buy me a souvenir!"
"'Kay, Sport."
"Bye, Mrs. Higurashi, thanks for the hospitality!" Sango said.
"Bye, mom, Sota, and say bye to gramps for me!"
"Will do, sis!" Sota called as the gang walked away.
"Inuyasha, I think you put your stuff here…" Miroku started as they saw a funky machine. It had buttons on it and people were behind the counter with computers and scanning thingys that the gang couldn't really see.
Kagome laughed. "Yep, your bags go here and you walk through the doorframe-type thing over there. If it has a bell-type ringing, that means you'll get searched through your pockets and such!"
"Oh…that's interesting Kagome!" Sango said impressed at the modern ages.
Inuyasha put his bag on a tray as it slid away. As he walked, he prayed that nothing would go wrong. Nothing did.
"OHHHH YEAH! WHO DA MAN?" he asked as he pumped up his chest. Kagome and Sango sweatdropped.
Miroku was next. He placed his bag on a tray and walked, also praying. And nothing happened (duh...what would they be carrying ...explosives?)
"YEAH! I RULE!" he called. The girls sweatdropped again.
The gang walked around the airport.
Miroku spotted something and laughed.
"This, Inuyasha, is chocolate," he said as he pointed to Purdy's. Inuyasha looked at it and then at his shirt (the chocolate one).
"Oooohh!" he said awed. "Smells good, let's get some!"
Kagome pulled out some money and followed behind.
"Wow! Hey Kagome, check this out! A dog shaped chocolate!" Inuyasha cried out happily like a little kid who just received a present from Santa.
Kagome checked the price. "850 yen? That's actually worth it!"
So after their rendezvous, they left for their gate.
"Plane 1000 is now boarding!" the announcer announced (haha).
"Well, come on! Get your airplane tickets!" Kagome rushed the gang as they ran to line up.
"Miss Sango, Miss Kagome, Mister Inuyasha and Mister Miroku, is that correct?" the lady asked scanning the tickets.
They looked at each other. Inuyasha mouthed 'What is "Mister?"'
"Yes, ma'am. Is that all?" Kagome asked.
The lady took the stubs and gave them the ticket. "Your seats are written here," she said and declared, "NEXT!"
The gang went down the hall-like road until they reached the airplane.
Kagome was leading them to the center seats. "This is…A5,6,7,8…where we are si--seated…" she corrected.
The gang went to take a seat. Inuyasha, Kagome, Sango then Miroku sat. They sighed. The seats were comfortable enough, but some little kids came in unexpectedly.
"MOM! CAN I HAVE MY CANDY NOW?"
"MOM! CAN I HAVE MY COMIC BOOK?"
"DAD! JOE IS YELLING IN MY EAR!"
The parents of the children shushed them as the hostesses were staring at them. Inuyasha was thankful.
"Hello, I am your Pilot, Rob Bob. Welcome aboard to Abeesee Airlines. The flight will take off in 15 minutes, so please fasten your seatbelts and listen to the safety of the airplane."
A boring video showed.
inuyasha snorted when it ended. "Buckle your seat belts…emergency exits…pilots…sleep…blah. That's all I heard, how about you?"
"Well, Inuyasha, I heard 'and, the, that, here, take…'" Miroku replied.
Sango and Kagome rolled their eyes.
Up in the air...
"Sir, would you like a drink?" asked an air hostess.
Inuyasha blinked. "Drinks? What kind?"
The lady showed him. "Coke, water, juice…"
"Uh…coke…" he said confused. He regretted it when the lady poured out black fizzling liquid into his cup.
"How about you, sir?" she asked Miroku.
"Juice, please…" he said, confused also. They didn't know what they were.
"What type, orange, apple or tomato?"
"Apple, please."
Miroku found himself holding a sickly goldenrod colored drink. Neither of the guys drank it.
Kagome snorted at them. "Inuyasha! That stuff is good! And Miroku, it's just apple!"
Miroku grimaced. "Are you sure?" he asked.
Kagome nodded vigorously. "Oh, honestly, just drink it!"
Inuyasha took a sip, and in seconds, the cup was finished.
"Aaah…that's good…" he muttered.
Miroku took a drink and smiled. "Hey, it's apple!"
Sango and Kagome rolled their eyes again. Honestly.
"Everyone. We're expecting some turbulence. Please buckle your seatbelts and don't go into the washroom. Our air hostesses will come around and make sure you are all seated."
"Dang! I wanted to go brush my teeth!" Inuyasha growled. He had found the beauty of toothbrushes and brushed his teeth seven times a day when he was in Kagome's house.
"Forget it, Inuyasha. There's no way you're brushing your teeth again. I can almost see my reflection in them," Miroku said.
"Keh."
Sorry it took so long. I lost the document, but now, it's found! R/R!
