When Kikyo Attacks pt2
Editing numero dos!
Remember: I do not own Characters from Inuyasha
We'll now go to Inuyasha, who, still after all those hours, did not realize that Inuyasha was not following, much less dead.
Kagome was walking along, humming a wonderful tune. It finally occurred to her that maybe she could turn around and talk to Inuyasha. He sure was being quiet today.
When she turned around, she saw nothing. But she shrugged it off. It was usual of him to slip off the path. Perhaps he's lost. She stopped near a rock and sat there, waiting for Inuyasha to come to her. But he never came.
She started to sniffle in worry.
"I don't see him anywhere. What if something happened to him? What if…" her face darkened, "What if he found Kikyou!" She hurriedly got off the rock and stormed back to the others, every once in awhile saying "SIT!" loudly to hear a sound.
She finally reached them, still angry as her fingers were balled in fists.
"Let's not get too drastic. Inuyasha can handle himself," said Miroku. He wasn't particularly worried, and if he was with Kikyou…well, more power to him.
"I can't belive he just…URGH!" the jealous Kagome huffed. She was not about to lose the war that Kikyou and herself had…
"Let's go and look some more," she said darkly, stalking off. Until, she heard a little squeak…
"Oh look, a worm!" piped Shippo, finding a little worm. He sat down and played with it, enjoying his first little friend that was smaller than him. "I shall call you Ralph! And we will be bestest of friends…" he started to babble.
"SHIPPO, YOU IDIOT!" yelled Kagome as she smacked him over the head. "DON'T GET SIDETRACTED!"She grabbed the worm and threw him into the air; god knows where it would end up.
"Hey! What ya' do that for. I would of let you see him if you waited your turn," pouted Shippo. He had gotten so close to Ralph.
He sniffled a bit, though Kagome didn't seem to notice how she upsetted Shippo.
"I need to know WHERE INUYASHA IS!" screeched Kagome. Patience was running thin in Kagome's body.
"Geez Kagome. We'll all go see where he is," Sango said, rolled her eyes. They all climbed aboard Kirara and flew off into the sky.
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"Now that I finally got revenge, I feel the need to do that again! Getting revenge is so much fun!" Kikyou sang, looking around.She saw soul collectors bundled up into the corner of a bush, terrified how their master had become evil so fast.
"One of you will just fine…" She neared the soul collectors that were shaking vigorously.
They had a plan. They kicked one of their own kind that they didn't like as a sacrifice. The lonely soul collector tried to get away. Kikyou was about to zap it into existence, but then stopped at the sound of a putrid voice.
No other than Kagome…
"Lucky duckling…I'll deal with you later," she whispered. The one soul collector breathed a sigh of relief. But then, Kikyou grabbed the tail of it. She smiled chaotically, forming up another devious plan.
"You my soul collectors…owe me. I have a plan."
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"I just don't know where to look anymore!" cried Kagome.
"Like I said, calm down," said Miroku moving closer to the distraught girl. Kagome knew where this was coming.
"You come any closer and I'll…I'll whack you with…this!" Kagome ripped a piece of fur off Kirara's back and hurled it at him. Miroku coughed and wheezed as he turned around.
Kirara didn't notice that she had a chunk of hair missing off her back. She was too busy seeing…candy…
Soul collectors –that looked like candy from far away- were coming closer.
Kagome grew excited. "Maybe Kikyou knows where he is. Onward Kirara!"
"Hold it! She's my cat! I give her the commands!" shouted Sango.
"Don't test me woman," warned Kagome. When she was worried over Inuyasha, nothing could stop her!
The soul collectors reached them, and dodged Kirara's mouth. Never before had a gigantic cat mistake them for candy.
They kept doing this until Kirara gave up. She hated fast food. The soul collectors went up right against Kirara and pushed her, making everybody wobble.
"INUYASHA!" yelled Kagome, even though there was no Inuyasha around. The soul collectors, knowing what they wanted, knocked Kagome off her post.
She was falling hundreds of feet from the ground. Hey, she was skydiving!
"No! I refuse to die!" When they were ten feet from the ground, the soul collectors caught her, making her have a graceful landing…which they soon regretted.
Kagome whacked and pushed the soul collectors out of the way."Don't touch me ya' filthy thing a ma boppers!"
Kikyou was straight ahead, smiling evilly. This was a full-proof plan. Kagome finally spotted her, in which she squealed.
"You're just the person I wanted to see!" She ran over to Kikyou, as though they were best friends.
"You mean the last…MWHAHAHAHA!" Kikyou cackled, going into her chaotic mode.
"Um…yeah…" said Kagome, confused by the cackling and the OOC ness of Kikyou. Did Kikyou manage to find the crack stored in her bag? …ahem…
"Do you happen to know where Inuyasha is?" Kagome questioned the maniacal miko.
"Yeah. He's in my closet, locked and stuffed in there with no air," Kikyou sarcastically said. Kagome, seemed to ignore her sarcastic tone.
"Thank you so much!" Kagome squealed excitedly. Then she stopped. "Wait, since when do you have closet?"
"I was being sarcastic, genius. No one knows how to take sarcastic remarks anymore," Kikyou rolled her eyes at her idiot reincarnation. Again, Kagome seemed to forget the sarcastic tone.
"Have you a closet though?" Kagome went near her and shook her. "HAVE YOU!" Kagome needed to know where this closet was so she could rescue Inuyasha…and sit him like 32975903275979052789053 times.
Kikyou ripped Kagome's hand off. How dare this ungrateful child touch her!
"I'll kill you! Kill you all!" Kikyou threatened, raising up her arrow.
"You want to kill me? That's the first. Funny, I always wished for your death after all these episodes, but after all this time you never told me that," remarked Kagome.
"I was always hiding it, ya' fool! And just so I know you'll be miserable when you die, I killed Inuyasha!" revealed Kikyou. Kikyou has now totally gone OOC…
"WHAT! MY BABY!" Kagome fell on her knees and cried.
"Yes—Hey wait a minute! He loved me, not you!"
"HE'S MINE!" whined Kagome, tackling Kikyou to the ground.
"Get off me!" shouted Kikyo. She wrestled out of Kagome's grasp, standing up while panting.
"DIE YOU GIRL!" She shot Kagome with an arrow, as Kagome hit the ground from it.
Even after Kagome was struck, she remarkably was able to talk "No! I never told Inuyasha that I …"
"I though I shot you!" Kikyou launched yet another arrow, hoping that it would kill her already.
"I have a booboo…Maybe when I go to heaven, Inuyasha will kiss it," Kagome thought hopefully.
Kikyou rolled her eyes, as Kagome finally took the hint and died.
"Yet again, that also felt good." Kikyou thought thoughtfully to herself. Now in her full state of being chaotic, she could do anything.
"Just killing seems so much fun…maybe I'll just kill anyone! MWHAHAHA!"
The soul collectors hid in the bushes, again afraid. Now that she lost everything that old Kikyou used to be, it was no use. They would all soon perish…
Onto third chapter! And review!
