When Kikyo Attacks pt3
Editing third chapter!
Remember: I do not own characters from Inuyasha
Kikyou rubbed her hands, needing to kill yet again. It was like killing was her pro-drug.
"I really need to do that again," she exclaimed, thinking of her next victim.
"Or you could get T-H-E-R-A-P-Y," one soul collector said, as others shook their head. Poor soul.
Kikyou zapped the soul collector to it's doom, laughing.
"Any others agree with him?" asked Kikyuo menacingly. The soul collectors shook their heads and whimpered.
"Good…let's see who's my next person," she looked towards the fields, and noticed one little girl all by herself picking flowers. Even though the old Kikyou would never do a thing to harm children, that old Kikyou was gone. She started to go towards the girl.
"Lalalalala…it's Elmo's world" sang Rin. She looked at Kikyou who was suddenly next to her smiling,
"Well hello," Rin happily said.
"Why aren't you a pretty victim…I mean girl," cooed Kikyo.
"You should meet Sesshomaru-sama! He's so nice!" Rin exclaimed. Rin took a big breath.
" No!" Kikyou surely did not want a demon coming in her plans. She tried to cover Rin's mouth, but it was too late.
"LORD SESSHOMARU!" she squealed.
"Darnit! I'm screwed," she whispered to herself and began to walk away, aborting her plan. But Sesshomaru was right on her tail.
"And where do you think your going?" questioned the ever stoic Lord Sesshomaru. Kikyou stopped walking.
"It's none of your business where I'm going," Kikyo retorted sharply.
"Rin, can you go and pick the clay pot…I mean nice lady some flowers?"
"Sure!" Rin happily replied and walked away leaving them alone…
"Don't worry I shall make this quick and painless," the demon lord said, turning to Kikyou while taking out his sword.
"Darn! I mean, at least I have an arm and actually killed Inuyasha," Kikyou babbled nervously. At this point, she'd say anything. Even if it had…nothing to with the topic…
"What?" exclaimed the great Sesshomaru, actually allowing the emotion of shocked-ness grace his features.
"Yeah. I killed him, so I'd back off if I were you or I'll go creepy on you," threatened Kikyou, starting to do Kung-Fu.
o.O was Sesshomaru's stare but, he continued on. "I'll take the chance of your… 'creepiness'. I always told you he is mine!"
Kikyou, thinking to add humor to this weird circumstance, giggled, "You know how much you sounded gay!"
Sesshomaru, angry beyond angry, attacked.
Kikyou dodged the slashes of Sesshomaru's sword, trying not to show how hard or easy it was to dodge it.
"Sesshomaru, I would stop if I were you," she warned.
"Why? And that's Lord Sesshomaru to you, wench!" he growled.
"Because, I have something of yours…SOUL COLLECTORS!" She called her demon pawns. The soul collectors appeared, shaking in fear of Sesshomaru and what he would do to them for having his…prized possession.
"My-my make-up? That is like, low beyond low! You don't see me stealing your's!" exclaimed the demon lord.
"-.- I don't wear make-up. Kinda hard, ya' know, looking alive when you're DEAD!
"MY MAKE-UP! NOOOOO!" Sesshomaru said.
"Geez, whoever knew behind your emotionless state was this…girly obsession." Kikyou muttered.
"I'll do whatever you say, but don't hurt my beautiful make-up!" pleaded Sesshomaru.
Kikyou sighed. "Why bother? But then again, it's fun to see you in pain! MWHAHAHA!" Kikyou cackled again.
Sesshomaru wasn't paying attention to her. Instead, he was looking at his make-up.
"Are you even paying attention to me?" questioned an irritated Kikyou.
Sesshomaru was oblivious. "My poor make-up. It's all my fault for being a tough opponent!"
"This has no fun in it. If your not gonna pay attention to me then… SOUL COLLECTORS!" Kikyou shouted.
The soul collectors dropped the make-up, as Sesshomaru rushed to it.
Sesshomaru started rubbing the container protectively.
"Perfect chance," muttered Kikyou, picking up her bow and arrow, ready to strike.
Sesshomaru didn't even get the chance to see Kikyou who was about to kill him.
She shot the arrow, making Sesshomaru die a painless death.
Kikyou stomped her foot, unhappy by the fact that he was no challenge to kill, even though Inuyasha always told her otherwise…she huffed.
Now someone needed to owe her one. And this time, it'd put up a fight. She smiled viciously.
Editing done! I'm so glad I got the chance to do this! Though I think now it's lost all it's immature funniness…