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Kikyou, after we left her, decided to go on a zapping soul collectors rampage, and ran off to the unknowing while chasing her soul collectors.
She finally stopped. Kikyou sat on a rock and called to her soul collectors. "I'm not going to hurt you…I don't know what came over me…" They all stopped in union, some bombarding into another. They were all flabbergasted.
"Really? You're back…to…whatever normal was?"
Kikyou smiled. "Of course I'm back to normal."
The soul collectors, all thinking she was telling the truth, sighed in relief.
That's when Kikyou smiled…chaotically. They shook in terror, knowing that it could only mean trouble for them.
"You really think I'd stop myself from having a blast? HAH!" And she zapped them all to their doom, as some skidded across the field, trying to escape.
"MWHAHAH-- OW!" Kikyou felt something collide with her as she fell to the ground.
"What in seven blazes hell was that for?" she yelled at the…
Well, she couldn't really figure that out. She looked at it oddly.
"What exactly are you?" she asked. In all her years of being a priestess, never once has she encountered anything like…this.
"I'm Lord Sesshomaru's follower!" it squealed.
'So that's what Sesshomaru's followers really look like. No wonder why he was always…abnormal,' Kikyou chuckled to herself.
"I don't know how but I think you KILLED MY LORD!" Jaken, 'the it' shouted, angry even more. Kikyou looked at Sesshomaru's follower.
"It sure has a temper," she said out loud, as Jaken went furious.
"I'm not an it! I'm Sesshomaru's follower!"
Kikyou sighed. "I heard you the first time."
"You'll totally pay for this!" Jaken shrieked madly, waving his Staff-of-Heads around as a threat. Kikyou was more amused then scared.
"Why can't you just go…ya' know. Go away. I have some more plans that don't involve frog-looking creatures. Your temper is not my problem," Kikyou drawled. She waved him off.
Jaken was ticked. How could she not think that he's not a threat? He was feared by all. He stood his ground.
"Priestess…you have offended me and you killed the great mighty Sesshomaru…I don't know how, but I'll end your suffering!" Jaken threatened, and he charged straight at Kikyou.
Kikyou stepped aside, as Jaken missed his target, hitting a tree. Kikyou looked at her nails. This was tiring.
Jaken finally, regaining conscious, stood up and prepared to fight yet again.
"Ya' know, the way you're acting, it's like ya' had a fling with Sesshomaru," she yawned, pointing out the obvious.
Jaken didn't do anything. When she heard no smart-ass remark or shouting, she raised her eyebrows and looked at the…Jaken. She then fell to the ground, laughing.
"This is so…funny! Sesshomaru having a…it loving him!" Tears of laughter streamed down her face. She couldn't hold it in, even if she tried. This was too hilarious.
Jaken, though, wasn't pleased. At all.
"Stop laughing!" Jaken squeaked. This only brought more tears and laughter from Kikyou. Jaken started to grow anime nerves. He shook in anger, as his hands tightened on his Head-of-Staff. He was about to put it to good use.
"Now… DIE!" shouted Jaken, picking up his Staff-of-Heads. It released a stream of fire.
Kikyou stopped laughing and actually looked shocked. "I didn't know…it could do that…"
Jaken was not satisfied with that remark. "Ok, THAT'S IT! DIE! DIE! DIE!" Jaken waved his staff chaotically, fire bursting everywhere.
It hit everything but Kikyou.
"You have the worst aim for…Sesshomaru followers. I might as well end your pathetic life," Kikyou said, now bored again. "And besides…I'm getting tired. Killing three people in one day sure sucks the energy right out of ya'."
Now Jaken was pissed. She hasn't even laid a finger on him, and he's done everything he can but she won't seem to go!
"You're not even trying! I've done all my moves well, but you still are alive!" he yelped.
"For the last time…I'm not alive…" twitched Kikyou. Doesn't anyone notice anymore?
She moved towards her bow and arrow, as Jaken whimpered in fear. He wanted Sesshomaru…
Jaken, as soon as she bent down to get her weapons, ran for his ever-loving life!
"Ok it. Now it's your turn to die—" Kikyou started, but then she realized…it was getting away!
"Hey! It! Get back here!" Kikyou ran after him. It wasn't too hard. He was a slow…thing after all.
Once she was close enough, she grabbed his collar and halted him.
"Now…it…where was I? Oh yes! About to kill you…any last request?"
Jaken gulped. "Mommi…?"
With that, Kikyou shot an arrow, as he fell to the ground, dead.
"Just like his Master…so easy to kill," she stated to herself.
She looked around. "Who will be my next victim?"
The soul collectors scattered at hearing this, shrieking widly. She smiled evilly and went off after them.
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