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What If...

A man in his mid-twenties sat in a large room wearing a red robe and black pants. The room was decorated in a range of different shades of red and blue. The floor was solid wood and the walls were a light mahogany. The ceiling was strangely an off white color. The two large bay windows that were behind the man, were covered by dark blue curtains and red sashes. Around the room were random wooden chairs that were all either dark red or dark blue. A large table sat in the middle of the room. There was nothing on this table strangely. The man, however sat in the only armchair, which was large and red, smoking a Cuban cigar. The fire that was flickering in the fireplace which was in the left wall reflected into the man's eyes. He smiled a smile that would send many woman into spells of giggles and sighs of love. From the door came a knock and some giggles. The man sat up straight and crossed his legs and called out in a sexy voice.

"Come in ladies." And as the door opened, half dozen girls dressed in mini skirts and matching tank tops came dancing in the room. Around their waists were think white belts. Their eye shadow and lipstick was a softer shade, but matched their outfits none the less.

"Hello master." A girl dressed in red with long black hair smiled and she was carrying a tray of grapes and cherries. The man smiled and gave the girl a kiss on the cheek as she gave him one too.

"Master, I bring... gifts." Giggled a girl with long blonde hair. She was wearing a blue outfit and was holding a small container of whipped cream. She giggled as she and her 'master' exchanged kisses on the cheek.

"Good evening my master." Spoke two red headed twins who wear wearing matching yellow outfits. One had long hair and the other short. They giggled each kissed 'master' on the cheek, one girl per cheek. He kissed them back they walked away. The 'master' noticed on the twin's belts, they were carrying soft rope. He smiled.

"Come. come. Don't' be shy." He called out in a sexy tone as the last three girls entered the room, closing the door behind them.

A girl approached in a purple outfit, her long hair was a shade of light brown. She exchanged cheek kisses and moved on giggling, she had two pairs of hand cuffs on her belt. The next two girls, were not twins, but they both had white hair, one girl was in green and the other girl in pink. They giggled and exchanged kisses with 'master'. They were holding a small box each.

"Ladies, ladies, ladies." He said as he stood up and held his arms out. The girls giggled. He looked at each one of them. They were now all holding their gifts in their hands. He smiled his trademark smile and they all sighed and melted into his smile.

"Come my ladies. Show Master Roy what you have brought him." He said as the giggling girls placed all their 'gifts' on the empty table. They surrounded him and wrapped their arms around him. He stood with his arms still out allowing the girls to rub their hands all over him with that smile on his face and a twinkle in his eye.

I introduce to you the new Playboy Millionaire... Roy Mustang.

A/N - Please review. Constructive criticism accepted. No flames (Roy is the only person who reserves that right).