Editing!
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"I'm hungry!" Kikyo said. She was about to start to call her soul collectors forth.
She found no soul collector in sight.
"Darn! I guess I'll just have to ignore it…like go and kill people!"
She walked towards the nearest sounds until she finally came upon a quiet camp. There, she spotted two people. Perfect targets…
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"I wonder where Kagome is?" said Sango, getting worried. They haven't seen her ever since those pests of soul collectors knocked her down. She sighed.
"Or Inuyasha," stated Miroku. He started to inch over to Sango.
Sango already spotted him and got up. "You know? I'll go and find them."
Miroku got up too. "I'll help you!" He started heading towards Sango.
"NO! I mean…no. You just…stay here," Sango replied, gesturing to the log. Miroku sighed and sat down.
Sango walked away with Kirara tagging along.
"Oh yeah, the cat can follow her, but I can't…" he mumbled to himself. He was utterly bored.
Kikyou, that was behind the bush, chuckled. This would be easy…
Miroku apparently heard the little chuckling, for he stood up in defense mode.
"Who's there? Back off or else I'll use my WIND TUNNEL!"
'Oh yeah, I'm so scared of that,' Kikyou thought to herself. Then, she thought of another brilliant, yet evil plan.
Kikyou disguised her voice. In a high-pitched voice, she strained to say without her voice cracking, " Oh! I'm sorry, I didn't know that there was a handsome young man here!"
Kikyou wanted to gag. 'Handsome'? Bleugh!
Miroku's eyes lit up. Finally, a person of the opposite sex!
"Well, um, yes! I am pretty handsome. Who are you any way?" Miroku asked, heading towards the bush. There was rustling heard.
Kikyou had to think fast.
"No! I mean no, silly. I look so pitiful standing next…to…you."
Again, she wanted to throw up. Too bad she couldn't eat anything but souls. Which she started to wonder what color would her barf be if she did throw up? This made her want to try…
But Miroku's voice interrupted any idea of that happened. When she looked she noticed Miroku sitting on the log, talking…to her. Might as well listen…
Four hours later
"I'm dying here! This guy is so perverted!" she gagged.
"Did you say something," Miroku asked innocently. He didn't really get the fact that he's been doing all the talking…for four hours…and that she didn't care.
"No!" she managed to say.
" Well, it seems that we have so much in common—"
'Yeah it's a shame you were doing all the talking for me. Wouldn't know,' she thought to herself. She then caught the last sentences.
"Why don't we camp together? But I do have to say that I only have one sleeping bag…"
That's where Kikyou had to draw the line. Enough was enough. She could only deal with so much pervertedness for one day.
"I refuse!" Kikyo screamed, standing up from the bushes.
Miroku turned bug eyed. "I was talking to a dead person? o.O"
Kikyou was in a huff. "Yes and I was talking to a perverted monk for four hours! You know how bad it is talking to you? For this, you just gotta go!"
"Oh yeah then I will use my…WIND TUNNEL!" Miroku yelled, taking off the cloth on his hand. The only problem…it was a very pitiful excuse for wind.
"Yes that's very interesting. Can I go on," said the amused Kikyou.
Miroku took a step back, flabbergasted. There must be a logical explanation for this…that's when he heard it. A crack.
Looking down, he saw the reason why.
He stepped on a mirror, shattering it to pieces.
"Forty years of bad luck," he mumbled to himself. He sighed.
"Wonderful! I'll just kill you before forty years is over!"
"No!" Miroku whimpered, knowing what the outcome would be and not liking it.
"Well to bad because I am anyway!" Kikyuo grabbed her bow and arrow, ready to strike Miroku.
Just as she was to release it, a boomerang hit Kikyou's bow and arrow, making her let go of it. She looked up to the person who ruined her evil plan! REVENGE!
"SANGO! Thankgoodness you came! I guess breaking a mirror really doesn't give you bad luck!" Miroku squealed.
Sango stared at him. "You broke a mirror? Hon', you're not that ugly."
"I stepped on it…"
"Oh. Well anyways, face your doom Kikyou!" she pointed right towards Kikyou. Kikyou didn't say anything, conjuring up yet another plan.
But, funny thing, instead of Sango coming to Miroku, Sango came near Kikyou.
"Mind if I join in killing him?"
"Why sure!" Kikyou threw her plan away. This one was much more easier. And she didn't need to find a catapult.
"What!" Miroku screamed.
"For some reason, I have turned to the…dark side! MWHAHAHA!" cackled Sango.
With that, Kikyou and Sango got a rope, cornered him, and hung him to a tree, dead.
"It's like a decoration," Kikyo said, eyes sparkling, after they were done.
"Yes. You know, I could get used to this…killing thing," Sango stated.
Kikyou didn't say anything, just smiling…that smile."You know…I think need to do that again…"
"Um…Kikyou I'm not liking the way you're looking at me…AHHHH!"
Kikyou tried to tackle Sango as she ran with Kikyou close behind.
"I'll get you my pretty! And you're little…cat too! MWHAHAHA!"
-sighs- I hope I'll get done editing soon. This is tiring.